User talk:BlueYonder

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Pee Review

Hey, I'm SysRq, one of the review checkers over at PEEING. I'm not sure if you were previously aware of us, but we keep an eye on the queue for various reasons and I just wanted to let you know that you're doing a great job (from what I've seen) at this whole reviewing thing. Just be sure you've read up on UN:PRG and that you keep reviewing when you can, because we're always in need of good reviewers. I'd love to see you review some more if you could. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:30 Apr 28

Thanks for review of Battleship Potemkin

Ta for your review, there some good points you've raised and I'll do my best with them, and some errors that had slipped by. Thanks:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:46, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Hear, hear. That was a very good review! Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 16:46, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Like what MightyDandylion and SysRq and Sycamore are saying: You should probably apply for PEEING membership.   Le Cejak • <May 03, 2008 [13:42]>

Hello!

Hello BlueYonder! I'm YTTE, I just dropped by to say "hi"! I noticed that you like to pee, same here, and I can never find a toilet. So yeah I just wanted to introduce myself and stuff... - 13:58 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yeah...hi. Yes, I do like to...although I have to say I don't appreciate the name of it much. I loathe toilet humour. BlueYonder 14:09, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

The name actually comes from Wikipedia's "Peer Review" - they just knocked off the "r". I think it's meant to be funny because it isn't that funny, if you see what I mean... Anyway, you're almost a Fresh Stain! - 14:41 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thank You

Thanks for reviewing my article on Why?:Watch Kitty Porn. There are many useful tips in there and I had planed on fleshing it out in the long run. I really just wanted a review to find out if the concept was good. My Tootsie Rolls article also needs reviewing if you are interested. --Cheapinitreal 20:43, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Hey buddy

Just checking in. Outside of Pee Review I don't see too much of you...are you ever in IRC? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:32 May 9

Naw, I don't have it. Don't really have the time, either. And even if I did, I probably wouldn't be able to figure out how to operate it. I'm computer illiterate, at least in all the areas that count. BlueYonder 22:44, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Commendation

Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Though you didn't write a review of any article of mine, I just read your review of Hyperbole's latest and I wanted to let you know that you give a good review. Though I don't PR my stuff as much as I used to, if I have anything up again feel free to give them the once over. Cheers. --THINKER 06:44, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

thankings

You are presented with one (1) puppy for your review of that space article. CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly. If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.

thanks for a useful review, hopefully it can help me get the article 'over the hump'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:15, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

No prob. That article might well be up for a feature with the right editings. BlueYonder 17:18, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Another One Of Those Awards

Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for the helpful and encouraging Pee Review! --mrmonkey72 02:53, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Sir!

You truly are an awesome UnProviser! Next month it will be by campaign to make you win UNPotM. - [19:13 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thanking you. Just doing what I love. BlueYonder - CONTACT

Good, good. Do you want to help maintain UnProvise, with me, Orian and SysRq (SysRq partly so)? Mainly updating the userlist etc.? Also, I'm afraid to report that you sig looks broken. - [19:19 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hey, that would be great. Do I sign somewhere, or just start doing it? And yeah, my sig is broken. Not sure what gives with the damn date thing, I'm sure I did everything right...

BlueYonder - CONTACT

Well it mentions who runs UnProvise in various places around the minisite. Whenever you see one of these places, jsut add your name! You may start with immediate effect. Also I'll check out your sig. - [19:27 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thanks a lot. And don't worry about my sig, I seem to have it sorted all of a sudden...

BlueYonder - CONTACT

I think I fixed it for you. There was the equivalent of a <br /> at the end of your sig. - [19:32 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Test by Yettie: BlueYonder - CONTACT dfadsf

Nope still not working properly. - [19:33 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Nnngh. Don't worry about it. BlueYonder - CONTACT

You could put the time before the actual sig, that would fix it.... - [19:38 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Mmm, OK.

Firstly Thank you very much for the review! Though it wasn't precicley what I wanted to hear it was thoughtful and helpful. Thing is you mentioned expansion quite alot, and while there are a couple of things I could flesh out I don't want to go into massive detail as Insomnia was criticised for being to rambly. Besides I was actually trying to get a bit of a sketchy feel to it. you know like those sequential adverts you get sometimes. Couple other people have said they found this good though so I'm probably gonna nom this fairly soon. After taking notice of the grammar and slight formatting issues that you mentioned. Was a very good review though, if a little harsh. As you said yourself, look up in UN:PRG the scoring system, it's not a terribly important thing. What is said is more important than the score it's just yours seemed a tad conflicted.

And no. This was nothing like my comming out. My comming out was just too boring to be funny. Bog standard thing, I left porn on my computer before leaving the house in a hurry (to babysit as if that wasn't a stereotype). Parents both cried, I felt uncomfortable. We don't talk about it again untill absolutley nescessary. sorry for all the mispelling that are no doubt there, I can't spell worth shit. Feel free to correct them. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:33 3 August 2008

Glad to help, even a little. Yeah, looking back that review probably was a bit too harsh, and I'm sorry about that-it's just that grammar errors tend to prejudice me more than they should. Anyway, good luck with the feature thing-you might have my vote (I'll need to give it some thought.

And...my but that sounds remarkably awkward. Aye, aye! You have my sympathy, though I haven't personally gone through anything like that as of yet. Peace out! BlueYonder - CONTACT

On this line - hey BY, just a quick note: there is precedent for doing two reviews in one space - it's not specifically prohibited. I've given drive-by comments on other reviews before. Most people would be happy to get more than one review in many cases! So you might want to throttle back on Joe Monco there - your comment on his page was a little confrontational... --UU - natter 15:34, Aug 5

About Grueslayer

Sure, you can edit. You don't have to have the userbox, although it would be nice if you could. I'd make you a member of the GS DEV TEAM, but that's too much work. And, sorry about not getting permission, you don't have to really, since this game is derelict and the talk page is only monitored by me anymore. Same with the credits, really. You have to be on the GS DEV TEAM to be on them though. I could make an exception for civilians, tho. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 16:39, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

(Actually, I may also occaisionally check the talk page. I however, lack Trar's mojo.) —PongoV2(talk|cont) 09:24, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

And your edits...HOLY SHIT. They fucking ROCK MY SOCKS. You actually advanced the plot! Remember tho, that you shouldn't link to just ch3 in the URL, otherwise savvy cheaters like myself can skip ahead two chapters. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 16:43, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

How's about we work together on this game, shall we? Oh, and read Game_talk:Grueslayer/info. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 16:50, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

We can start right now. Keep in mind, I don't come here often, so if you're going to make major changes, check with me first. Also, any and all edits of yours are subject to my wrath, what with you being an honorary editor. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:10, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

I think we should talk about it on the GS talk page. And don't worry, that idea's cool. Just run other major ideas by me first if you have any. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 11:05, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

UnPrv

I feel like doing something behind Orian's back, just to annoy him...so here we go...

How about starting UnProvise's first competition? Maybe we could establish an annual Christmas competition or something? How do you feel about this? We could create marvelous awards and hire show girls and put them in really tight skirts and lions that jump through fire and the like.... - [09:06 31 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Set them on Fire. That'll be funny. You can dance with them you back stabbing eveil cheeting worthless tiny-dicked fuck. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:30 5 November 2008

Well, your vocabulary has improved, Orian, I'm impressed. - [18:35 5 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

My spelling hasn't. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:31 5 November 2008

Madagascar (film)

You might want to take a look at the rest of User:Pythonofdoom's contribs. He's leaving crap like this (which I reverted) all over the place and clearly needs a good whacking with a clue bat. Longneck Bottle 12:41, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm just another voter. You'll want to talk to UU about that. But yes, it certainly is a problem. BlueYonder - CONTACT

Yay! You Liked It!

Reindeer thanks you for voting! Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

Much as I said in the title and template. In fact there really is no need for this speach, I'm just wasting bandwidth or whatever it is however it's spelt. Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:03 17 November 2008

Hey buddy

Hey, any chance you could get your beautiful blue eyes on this bad boy any time soon? I'm assuming that you actually know who the guy is; if you don't, then don't worry about it. I'm trying to find someone to review it who actually knows what 60 Minutes is. Thanks in advance! sirsysrq @ 17:23 Nov 23

Congratulations

Congrats on winning RotM, buddy! Now then, I believe you owe me one. sirsysrq @ 21:58 Dec 2

Thanks for reviewing

That review was pretty much what I was expecting, especially concept and humour: I think you've hit the nail on the head. I'll take all of your advice on-board when I revise the article. Thanks! IronLung 17:54, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

I would appreciate a second review or even a few quick comments on my talk page if you can spare the time. Cheers, IronLung 09:54, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks very much. It's your input that made it better!

Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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IronLung 18:36, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the the Review of Uncyclopedia:)

Rejoice, BlueYonder! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:31, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Yay! I finally get to give you this!

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

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It's been sitting in the warehouse for ages, waiting for that 25th review. Way to go BY, keep it up! --UU - natter 11:43, Jan 15

Cheers, mate. BlueYonder - CONTACT

Review

This has been sitting in the queue for a while with your promise to review it firmly in place. Are you gonna do it, or do I strike that promise out? --UU - natter 13:43, Apr 17

Ye Gods, I apologise; I unexpectedly lost internet access, and once I got it back it...slipped my mind. Yes, that's no excuse, I know. I'll still do it, if that makes any difference. BlueYonder - CONTACT

I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD

I just burned the oil too fast, y'know? Anyway, i'm fixing some existing pages, and I might work on the Scotland plot over the weekend. Oh, and check out my PvP fight. I wanted it ti be the hardest fight there is, but this n00b keeps putting in early victories that are both stupid and humiliating. Let's see of he can take out an invincible, fire-breathing dragon with a pistol and a squished lemon. >;) --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:30, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Grueslayer

Go to the Grueslayer talk page to see what my new modus operandi is. Hopefully, we can pull it off sooner or later. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:29, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Grueslayer is stirring.

Me and a couple of buddies (Asema and Becquerel at the moment) are drawing up revolutionary plans for Grueslayer. If you know what's good for Grueslayer and your interactive fiction prowess, you'll join us at the ##arena IRC channel and get a piece of the action there. We've got truly great things in mind for this game, and we're not going to let it die. Hopefully you agree. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:27, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

It's a mighty fine idea and I'd love to do so. But, uh, does that cost money? We'd also need to talk about times and time zones... BlueYonder - CONTACT

IRC doesn't cost anything as long as you know what you're doing. Just use ChatZilla if you use Firefox, or the webIRC client that some people use for the Uncyclopedia channel (click on "Chatroom" on the sidebar and follow the instructions). It would help us if you'd chat with us at ##arena. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:45, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Mmmkay. Got ChatZilla. Where do I go from here? BlueYonder - CONTACT

Get on the freenode network and /join ##arena. And timestamp your messages. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 17:08, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

I'm being a thicko here, but I just don't see how the thing works. Is there a way I can view your previous discussions or whatever? Maybe we should figure out a time we can go on simultaneously... BlueYonder - CONTACT 22:36, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Grueslayer is going to hopefully be at least comatose by the end of the month.

I've outlined a plan on the talk page and i've got some new team members. Hopefully you'll be able to help as well. Go check the talk page for the whole story. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:04, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

Grueslayer is now a museum exhibit

Not really, but it's properly historically archived over on my userspace now. I also wrote a retrospective where I talk a bit about it and its development. I don't know if you'll ever read this, because apparently your account was deleted during a site host move or an account purge for some reason, but I thought I'd let you know simply for the sake of closure. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 06:03, 19 August 2014 (UTC)