Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment
“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”
Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.
This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.(sigh) When am I off work. I got a family to feed. Except my daughter. She's FAT!!!
Eligibility Requirements[edit source]
In order to be considered a noob, you must:
- Be generally considered "new" or "n00by".
- Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
- Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.
Nomination and voting process[edit source]

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.
Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:
- The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
- 90 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
- Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.
At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.
Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.
Fabulous Prizes[edit source]
Winner will receive:
- Spotlight on front page
- Fancy template to put on your user page
(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)
Past Winners[edit source]
Noob of the Month:
- Chronarion
- RadicalX
- Slackerboy
- Mellomeh
- Splaka
- UtarEmpire
- BobBobBob
- Todd Lyons
- Whywhywhy
- MoneySign
- Count of Monkey Crisco
- Spang
- Hardwick Fundlebuggy
- Nydas
- Zombiebaron
- Shandon
- Procopius
- Quira
- Anyone
- Braydie
- Gneomi
- Ben DeRoy
- Contestant
- RAHB
- MichaelHax
- Pigeon
- ۞
- Dr. Skullthumper
- Gerrycheevers
- The UnIdiot
- Jim Groovester
- MrN9000
- AE
- DJ Irreverent
- Luvvy
- Mightydandylion
- YesTimeToEdit
- Cheapinitreal
- The Woodburninator
- Mrmonkey72
- Rcmurphy
- Multiliteralist
- Nachlader
- PaddyAtkinson
- DrStrange
- Tagstit
- Guildensternenstein
- Sonje
- YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
- Clemens177
- Staircase
- PuppyOnTheRadio
- Sequence
- Why do I need to provide this?
- BlueSpiritGuy
- Puffskein
- Aleister
- LisaKachold
- HELPME
- Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates
- Tragicbooty
- English peasant
- MsuCarencro
- John Lydon
- NonchalantCaterpillar
- Lordarcadian
- Thatdamnedfollowspot
- Tonillero
- Mimo&maxus
- Putthatknifedown
- Cat the Colourful
- Omnifluff
- Rpm
- Neopowell
- TheHumbucker
- Lockdandload
- NoNamesLeft
- Mattsnow
- PoopManPoop
- HauntedUndies
- Mattityahu
- Iwritewhatiwant
- Featured User
- PopGoesTheWeasel
- Jonny appleseed
- Vodkelpplant
- Tasmania
Noob of the Moment:
- XDshempXD
- Alpha Quintesson
- Mockingbird ST
- Gabriel Turner
- MasterWangs
- Ticklethekeys
- Ice cream mafia
- Ratfactor
- Snippy
- Sinner George
- KMnO
- Leverage
- Sumone10154
- Sir Peasewhizz
- CDPCCNAC
- MagicBus
- Fakehater
- Murder Frog
- Bill Melater
- Equilateralperil
- Y
- Hoof Hearted
- ProfessorScience
- RedHot
- F.I.G.A._World_Cup
- Anton199
- Yoursisterlickedmyballs
- Figgycity50
- Lizbink
- Snarglefoop
- Kavlozs
- Banzaikitten
- Everyotherusernamewastaken
- Mjduniverse
- Xander
- Abacab
- Wageslav
- Syu20 of the Who-dea
- Heosphoros
- Joha1980
- MrX
- Hyetts
- Wikipedia Be Sucking
- Willy on wheels
Current Nominations[edit source]
JHSHernandez-ZBH (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit source]
Comments[edit source]
Schism (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit source]
For. Schism is one of the most experienced IP Users on here. In fact, the king of the IP's. His edits may not always be perfect, but he hasn't quit yet. Let him have a cool award. Coffi (talk) 06:29, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
Against. i no longer want fancy badge mr. trump has more awesomeness than me Schism (talk) 14:09, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
Against. 21:06, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
Also against... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 00:27, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments[edit source]
Why would you disapprove of Schism beng NotM? You just added "Against" without a reason. And it's unlikely that you would have even seen this if I had nominated him. Coffi (talk) 00:16, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Coffi: it's not like she's forced to explain why. besides, I'd argue there are other prominent noobs of the moment making competition with Schism. there's User:RealDonaldTrump, who has helped a lot in this wiki despite only being a few months. also norb who's reserved, but also helpful. and there's there's Noopnurf, who helped me along with RDT to fix the Reddit article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
YOU KNOW WHAT?! THAT'S IT! I'M COOKING YOU ALL WITH MY FRYING PAN! Coffi (talk) 02:53, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
RealDonaldTrump (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit source]
For. this user has only been around here some months and has greatly helped this wiki. plus, he's the President of the United States. if we don't nominate him, he can nuke our servers. and we don't want that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:31, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
For. I don't see why not. In just a few months, the painstaking work of RealDonaldTrump has greatly improved this site. Norb (talk) 12:22, 17 May 2025 (UTC)
Against. Let him nuke this website. It sucks. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 00:32, 17 May 2025 (UTC)