User:Kavlozs

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Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment April 2014

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17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
ts-4 This user speaks Troll Speak at a near-native level.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
3 This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.


I like to write and proofread. I write short stories in my free time, and also the occasional trollpasta on the TROLL PASTA WIKI, most of which have been received unsuccessfully. I also have a job writing short stories for the local newspaper, which is run by a few of my friends.

NOTICE: I had an old account called NahteKavlozs, it says that it was perma blocked, but I can't remember doing anything wrong with it.. If anyone knows, please tell me, because I would like to have my old username back.

ABOUT ME[edit]

I am a oozing glycerin who likes to terrorize past t-shirts. I was born with an extra urethra in my hometown of Hollywood, where I lived for -∞ kilobytes before moving to Sweet Home Alabama.

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