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I like to write and proofread. I write short stories in my free time, and also the occasional trollpasta on the TROLL PASTA WIKI, most of which have been received unsuccessfully. I also have a job writing short stories for the local newspaper, which is run by a few of my friends.
NOTICE: I had an old account called NahteKavlozs, it says that it was perma blocked, but I can't remember doing anything wrong with it.. If anyone knows, please tell me, because I would like to have my old username back.
I am a oozing glycerin who likes to terrorize past t-shirts. I was born with an extra urethra in my hometown of Hollywood, where I lived for -∞ kilobytes before moving to Sweet Home Alabama.
- Get rid of as many red links as possible.
- Write some of the requested articles.
- Help with the general maintenance.
- Write a book at User:Kavlozs/Unbooks:Purpose-Driven Life!!!!!!
- Cooking Time!!! User:Kavlozs/Unbooks:HowToBasic's Guide to Cooking
- Start cleanup at the templates category
- Get some of my friends to join and help with maintenance or other stuff.