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This user is a ugly idiotic oven that likes to putrefy while revolting artificial alfalfas hurt his mandate. |
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This user's real age is: 167 years, 3 months and 9 days. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 years, 1 month and 30 days. |
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My edits: 1,018 |
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Today's date is Wednesday - April 3rd, 2024 |
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
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This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know. |
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This user drinks tea. |
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is an administrator on another wiki. |
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user is interested in the British Empire. |
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
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Noob of the Moment February 2013 |
<insert name here>, Kate Middleton, Prince Harry and 3 others dislike this
| Birth Date | Vanished in the haze |
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| Birth Place | One of the gas planets |
| Nationality | Anglo-flatus |
| Cause of Death | Getting caught? |
| Occupation | Wind analyser |
| Religion | Periodic table |
| Spouse | A sufferer |
| Ate them . . . <burp> | |
Personal veee-hick-ul
Named after a participant of the sport of kings - the bastard love child of RedRum and Chergar.
Watch these on your office computer after turning up the volume to the max!
PUT_YOUR_FUNNY_CAPTION_HERE.
PUT_YOUR_FUNNY_CAPTION_HERE.
Graham Norton is SO fcuking funny. He cured my urinary retention problems. :-P
PUT_YOUR_FUNNY_CAPTION_HERE.
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