User:Hoof Hearted

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This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country.
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This user is a nefarious XTREME hobgoblin that likes to discalceate while explosive cute anythings stir his zebra.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
12years, 9months and 25days.
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Today's date is
Saturday - November 29th, 2025
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
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This user drinks tea.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is an administrator on another wiki.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
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This user is interested in the British Empire.
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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  • Hoof Hearted™
Born
  • Vanished in the haze
  • One of the gas planets
Cause of deathGetting caught?
NationalityAnglo-flatus
OccupationWind analyser
Known forWind generator
ReligionPeriodic table
Spouse(s)A sufferer
ChildrenAte them . . . <burp>
Personal veee-hick-ul

Named after a participant of the sport of kings - the bastard love child of RedRum and Chergar.

Watch these on your office computer after turning up the volume to the max!

PUT_YOUR_FUNNY_CAPTION_HERE.
PUT_YOUR_FUNNY_CAPTION_HERE.
Graham Norton is SO fcuking funny. He cured my urinary retention problems. :-P
PUT_YOUR_FUNNY_CAPTION_HERE.

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