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and prefers to use
pavements to sidewalks.

(British Uncyclopedians)


This user is a quivering unbalanced person that likes to accentuate while living fanatical bevels sacrifice his Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
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163 years and 24 days.

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Hoof Hearted™
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date of birth: Vanished in the haze
place of birth: One of the gas planets
nationality: Anglo-flatus
known for: Wind generator
occupation(s): Wind analyser
religion(s): Periodic table
spouse(s): A sufferer
children: Ate them . . . <burp>
Personal veee-hick-ul

Named after a participant of the sport of kings - the bastard love child of RedRum and Chergar.

Watch these on your office computer after turning up the volume to the max!

Graham Norton is SO fcuking funny. He cured my urinary retention problems. :-P

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