User:Hoof Hearted

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Hoof Hearted™
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Date of birth: Vanished in the haze
Place of birth: One of the gas planets
Nationality: Anglo-flatus
Known for Wind generator
Occupation Wind analyser
Religion Periodic table
Spouse A sufferer
Children Ate them . . . <burp>
Personal veee-hick-ul

Named after a participant of the sport of kings - the bastard love child of RedRum and Chergar.

Watch these on your office computer after turning up the volume to the max!

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Graham Norton is SO fcuking funny. He cured my urinary retention problems. :-P

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