User:Hoof Hearted

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This user is a straight fervent sockpuppet of an unregistered user that likes to execrate while emancipated unnatural Game Boys google his salad fork.
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Hoof Hearted™
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Date of birth: Vanished in the haze
Place of birth: One of the gas planets
Nationality: Anglo-flatus
Known for Wind generator
Occupation Wind analyser
Religion Periodic table
Spouse A sufferer
Children Ate them . . . <burp>
Personal veee-hick-ul

Named after a participant of the sport of kings - the bastard love child of RedRum and Chergar.

Watch these on your office computer after turning up the volume to the max!

Graham Norton is SO fcuking funny. He cured my urinary retention problems. :-P

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