User:Hoof Hearted

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Hoof Hearted™
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date of birth: Vanished in the haze
place of birth: One of the gas planets
nationality: Anglo-flatus
known for: Wind generator
occupation(s): Wind analyser
religion(s): Periodic table
spouse(s): A sufferer
children: Ate them . . . <burp>
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Named after a participant of the sport of kings - the bastard love child of RedRum and Chergar.

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Graham Norton is SO fcuking funny. He cured my urinary retention problems. :-P
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