User talk:Hoof Hearted
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- Why thank you, Sir Frosty. As long as you don't remove it again when we next spank you on the crease . . . :p --Hoof Hearted (talk) 08:07, 5 February 2013 (UTC)
- Nice, thanks! <takes a bow> . . . . is there a nice plump pair of titties for me to suck on when I spit out the dummy?? :p Hoof Hearted (talk) 08:42, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
In case you're still alive...
- I was very nearly dead, it didn't do a very good job, so I'm now hardly alive! IFeelLikeShit.com. Do you still want me to bend over? Do you supply the Vaseline? Hoof Hearted (talk) 21:11, 6 August 2014 (UTC)