User talk:Hoof Hearted

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i have granted you "confirmed" status, so now you can make the changes yourself since it is only semi-protected :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:21, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

Why thank you, Sir Frosty. As long as you don't remove it again when we next spank you on the crease . . . :p --Hoof Hearted (talk) 08:07, 5 February 2013 (UTC)


Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment February 2013

 SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:43 3.01.13

Nice, thanks! <takes a bow> . . . . is there a nice plump pair of titties for me to suck on when I spit out the dummy?? :p Hoof Hearted (talk) 08:42, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...[edit]

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 16:40 Jun 7 2014

I was very nearly dead, it didn't do a very good job, so I'm now hardly alive! Do you still want me to bend over? Do you supply the Vaseline? Hoof Hearted (talk) 21:11, 6 August 2014 (UTC)


Hello! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 12:10, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

5 years later[edit]

Welcome back, again! This time, you should totally stick around, and join our official Discord server while you're at it. Cheers! :) AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 15:58 4 September 2019


...for your thankless efforts to categorize the site into Marie Kondo-esque neatness --Y
— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 00:13:48 2019/12/24 UTC
Takes a bow. Thank you! And Merry Christmas. :)) Hoof Heartedtalk2HH 19:22, 24 December 2019 (UTC)