User:EricIsOnFire

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Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment November 2012

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2013


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month March 2013
Kamek98 has made many fantastic images, at least two of which I have made love to on at least nineteen occasions. My genitals ache for them every single evening and someday they will make my dreams come true and love me! Also Olipro sucks balls.

Chief on images I made or stole.

Thy Rules

Girls.

Do this.


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9 years, 3 months and 28 days.

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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user fucking loves My Chemical Romance, and wishes to join The Black Parade.
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This user loves Gerard Way, and does think he looks pretty walking down the street in the best damn dress he owns.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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My Features

Below is a list of featured content that was written/rewritten by me. Whatever necessary is included next to them. The feature date is also included. The score is also included. In order of date featured.

2012

2012 Total Features: 2.5

  1. Hairy ball theorem
  2. REDIRECT User:EricIsOnFire/FNAC
  3. REDIRECT User:EricIsOnFire/CRED 11/2
  4. Why?:Your cat died
    FEATURED DECEMBER 13TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    15/1
  5. Yellow Turban Rebellion
    FEATURED DECEMBER 27TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    9/0

2013

2013 Total Features: 6.5

  1. I want a cookie
    FEATURED JANUARY 17TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/0
  2. Gerard Way
    FEATURED JANUARY 24TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/1
  3. Perfect Square
    FEATURED JANUARY 28TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/1
  4. Amnesia: The Dark Descent
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 10TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/4
  5. Reasonable doubt
    FEATURED APRIL 13TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    8.5/0
  6. Don't judge a book by its cover
    FEATURED APRIL 29TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    12/5
  7. Phone sex
    FEATURED JUNE 1ST, 2013
    Written by Me and Leverage
    8/0

2014

2014 Total Features: 1.5

  1. Assassin's Creed
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 3RD, 2014
    Written by Me
    9/0
  2. Firesheep
    FEATURED OCTOBER 4, 2014
    Written by Me, Nikau, and Bizzeebeever
    10/1

My Bot

OH! THE FUCK DID YOU JUST QUESTION? You don't know who my bot is? Are you on drugs?!!! IT'S THE SLENDERMAN!!! DUH!

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Dumbass. Jk I love you...