User:EricIsOnFire/bibliography

“ just want to say that I disagree with most, if not all of this discussion, and frankly, this is just a travesty. If SpongeBob SquarePants doesn't have a template for Season 1, how will the world ever know about what happened in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants? I mean, besides actually watching Season 1 or SpongeBob Squarepants, or visiting http://spongebob.wikia.com/, which is just so ugly, guys. It is the ugliest website I have ever laid eyes upon. When I saw that site, I immediately vomited into my own nose. See what you made me do? This all just makes me sad. It makes me sad.”

~ Random fucking quote

1. A crush on a girl who is not single (Rewrite)
2. Amnesia: The Dark Descent FEATURED 2.10.13
3. Ancient Aliens (Rewrite) ( Quasi-Featured 3.10.13)
4. Assassin's Creed FEATURED 2.4.14
5. Bad Luck Brian
6. Battle of Hulao Pass
7. Battle of Jieqiao
8. Battle of Xiangyang
9. Beef stroganoff
10. Boston Red Sox (with SPIKE)
11. Cameo appearance
12. Cao Cao
13. Car
14. Claire Redfield
15. Darth Maul's Diary
16. Disenchantment
17. Don't judge a book by its cover FEATURED 4.29.13
18. Dynasty Warriors (Rewrite)
19. Firesheep (with Nikau and Bizzeebeever) ( Quasi-Featured 4.2.13) FEATURED 10.4.14
20. Fluff (spread)
21. Friends with Benefits
22. Galactic bulge
23. Gerard Way FEATURED 1.24.13
24. Green Eggs and Ham (Rewrite)
25. Gunpowder
26. Gym Basketball
27. Halloween (holiday) (Rewrite)
28. Han Solo
29. HowTo:Upset the Gods
30. History of Porn
31. I want a cookie FEATURED 1.17.13
32. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
33. Jacoby Ellsbury
34. Labyrinth (With Mattsnow)
35. Lice
36. Lindsay Lohan
37. Lu Bu
38. MORE KITTENS!
39. Music theory (rewrite)
40. New York Yankees (rewrite)
41. Nutella (With SPIKE)
42. Ohio State University (With MagicBus)
43. PANIC! at the Disco (With Murder Frog)
44. Perfect Square FEATURED 1.28.13
45. Pet rock (Rewrite)
46. Phone sex (with Leverage) FEATURED 6.1.13
47. Puppy (Rewrite)
48. Queen Anne's Revenge
49. Qin Shi Huang FEATURED 1.25.15
50. Reasonable doubt FEATURED 4.13.13
51. Reese's Puffs
52. Regular Show
53. Samurai Warriors
54. Speech disfluency
55. Spice
56. Suddenly, Slender
57. The Black Parade
58. The Virginity Thief
59. Three Days Grace
60. Twister (game) (With Aleister, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, and MagicBus)
61. UnBooks:Ding dong ditching houses (Happy Monkey Competition 2013 Fourth Place)
62. UnBooks:The Night I Chased Slender
63. UncycBot Is A Bully (With Frosty and Zombiebaron via IRC)
64. Uncyclopedia:Check user
65. Uncyclopedia:Likely to be challenged
66. Uncyclopedia:You don't need to cite that my dick is big
67. Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (Rewrite) ( Quasi-Featured 3.10.13)
68. UnDebate:Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
69. UnNews:A cock in the ass, as the world doesn't end
70. UnNews:Cop offered crack by local dumbass
71. UnNews:Cubs hire Joe Maddon
72. UnNews:Emma Stone spoils all of the Amazing Spider-Man sequel
73. UnNews:Evil scientist arrested, confesses evil doings
74. UnNews:"Fuck" is the new TV show title style
75. UnNews:Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China
76. UnNews:Kim Kardashian Starts Rebellion Over Milkshakes in Bahrain
77. UnNews:My guitar solo isn't fresh enough
78. UnNews:New law in California has man jailed for "revenge porn"
79. UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers
80. UnNews:Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
81. UnNews:Nobody gives two shits that the world ends in one week
82. UnNews:Robin Williams commits seppuku
83. UnNews:Russia hits meteor with the force of 30 Hiroshima bombs
84. UnNews:Sony fears that the PlayStation 4 will disappoint
85. UnNews:Teen allegedly shoots parents, siblings; blood everywhere
86. UnNews:Today's music is so horrible, I need to go to counseling
87. UnNews:U.S. judge strikes out the age rules for the "morning-after" pill
88. UnPoetia:Ban Patrol Song
89. Unscripts:How To Get Your Friends To Stop Calling You Gay
90. UnTunes:InFamous Last Words
91. Vine
92. Wikipedia is not Wikipedia
93. Willy Wonka (Rewrite)
94. Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
95. Why?:Your cat died FEATURED 12.13.12
96. Yellow Turban Rebellion FEATURED 12.27.12

My Features

Below is a list of featured content that was written/rewritten by me. Whatever necessary is included next to them. The feature date is also included. The score is also included. In order of date featured.

2012

2012 Total Features: 2

1. Why?:Your cat died
   FEATURED DECEMBER 13TH, 2012
   Written by Me
   15/1
2. Yellow Turban Rebellion
   FEATURED DECEMBER 27TH, 2012
   Written by Me
   9/0

2013

2013 Total Features: 6.5

1. I want a cookie
   FEATURED JANUARY 17TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   11/0
2. Gerard Way
   FEATURED JANUARY 24TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   13/1
3. Perfect Square
   FEATURED JANUARY 28TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   11/1
4. Amnesia: The Dark Descent
   FEATURED FEBRUARY 10TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   13/4
5. Reasonable doubt
   FEATURED APRIL 13TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   8.5/0
6. Don't judge a book by its cover
   FEATURED APRIL 29TH, 2013
   Written by Me
   12/5
7. Phone sex
   FEATURED JUNE 1ST, 2013
   Written by Me and Leverage
   8/0

2014

2014 Total Features: 1.5

1. Assassin's Creed
   FEATURED FEBRUARY 3RD, 2014
   Written by Me
   9/0
2. Firesheep
   FEATURED OCTOBER 4, 2014
   Written by Me, Nikau, and Bizzeebeever
   10/1

2015

2015 Total Features: 1

1. Qin Shi Huang
   FEATURED JANUARY 25TH, 2015
   Written by Me
   7/0

2017

2017 Total Features: 1

1. PANIC! at the Disco
   FEATURED MARCH 9TH, 2017
   Written by Me
   6/1 (Top 10 2017)