Speech disfluency
“I have n-n-no speech disfluency.”
Well, a speech disfluency? You have definitely come to, like, the right place. Basically like a speech d-disfluency is any form of um breaks, irregularities, or non-lexical vocables that o-occurs in the flow of otherwise flawless and-and fluent speech.
The most common disfluencies in speech c-consist of some un-n-necessary words such as um-"um", like the word "like", and uh some other words... ya know? T-these are called fillers.
Example: "He was uhm masturbating his penis and it like um felt nice and yeah..."
Notice how he used the worse penis in this sentence. That word is not needed as it is implied with the word masturbating.
All jokes aside now, I have no speech disfluency. This is a website article, not a real conversation. You fool.
Language dependencies[edit | edit source]
To further expand the subject, it is a known fact that different countries differ filler words. Some use stupider filler words than other countries. Many people believe that certain filler words and exclamations are universally shared through most of the world languages. Those people are fucking idiots.[1]
Here is a reference table for next time you travel to the country in which its language was the one you chose to study for three years in high school.[2] (I mean, you've been preparing for this moment. Oh shit! Now they are speaking with speech disfluencies? Oh, cock. Nobody trained you for this.)
| Language | Filler words |
|---|---|
| American English | Um, Em, Uh, Like, 'Muricaaa |
| Arabic | Bomb! |
| British English | Em, Get outta me car!! |
| Dutch | Oven |
| French | Je me rends! |
| German | Nein!, Blitzkrieg |
| Italian | Pizza, Mario, IL DUCE! |
| Irish | They got me Lucky Charms! |
| Japanese | Hentai |
| China | Dum, pling, Long Wang |
| Russian | так |
| Spanish | Me mojo sólo de pensarlo |
