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The only travel guide for the lazy at heart
Featured Destination
Uncyclopedia Tourism Bureau
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Hello, middle aged and/or unemployed person seeking escape from the tyranny of your normal life, and welcome to the Uncyclopedia Tourism Bureau! Please feel free to browse through our baker's dozens of brochures on some of the most exotic vacation spots. Are you a fan of long walks on the beach? We got you covered! Want to spend the summer skiing, but hate the lines? Let us direct you towards The Arctic Circle! But don't let us encroach upon your browsing; that camera strap sure must be chafing against your overly flamboyant palm tree covered button-down short sleeve shirt the longer you wait. Browse, browse, browse! (See more...)

Featured Travel Writer
Congratulations, Haha!
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Haha is our featured UnVoyager of the Moment. He is the writer of the much-beloved guides to California and New Jersey, the two most appreciated and least despised states in the Good O'l USA. Read them before you even think of setting foot there.

When he's not writing for UnVoyage, Haha enjoys walking the width and breadth of the country, using his brains and brawn to stop the wicked and protect the weak, like Jack Reacher, except not as blonde.

Write Your Own Guide
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So far, we've written 39 guides and counting. Write something new and watch the number go up. You should probably read the following pages before you start writing your own guide:

Who knows, you might become the next Hunter S. Thompson. Minus the part at the end when he killed himself. Don't do that.


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