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The only travel guide for the lazy at heart🍹
Featured Destination
Travel Guide for Every Country
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"Traveling improves your education," as Edward John Smith, captain of the Titanic, was known to say. For this reason, people who travel are mostly uneducated, and that's a good thing. For all their education, the traveller should never forget that a journey is not only for intellectual edification, it is for also recreation, alcohol abuse in the southern sun and uninhibited debauchery. For a vacational trip, numerous countries near and far are available today. It is a good idea for every tourist to read up on his destination beforehand in order to avoid popular mistakes. (See more...)

Featured Travel Writer
Congratulations, Haha!
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Haha is our featured UnVoyager of the Moment. He is the writer of the much-beloved guides to California and New Jersey, the two most appreciated and least despised states in the Good O'l USA. Read them before you even think of setting foot there.

When he's not writing for UnVoyage, Haha enjoys walking the width and breadth of the country, using his brains and brawn to stop the wicked and protect the weak, like Jack Reacher, except not as blonde.

Write Your Own Guide
Write today!

So far, we've written 40 guides and counting. Write something new and watch the number go up. You should probably read the following pages before you start writing your own guide:

Who knows, you might become the next Hunter S. Thompson. Minus the part at the end when he killed himself. Don't do that.


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