UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers

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9 February 2013

Yeah, dick-cheese! This write-up doesn't work, since I'm protected by law... I think.

Albany, New York -- It's horrible... yet official! Not only is it no longer a subject-to-suspension offense to swear at teachers, saying "fuck off" to teachers within New York State school systems has been reduced to a corrective mishap. Since many of today's parents simply do not care, state legislatures believe it is an incorrigible act on the part of the students, in the same way that mentally retarded students cannot help physically attacking blonde girls. That's New York State for you, idiotic kids of our generation.

So no longer will parents get notes home informing that their child said "Fuck you" as an answer on his exam; instead it is positively encouraged.

In all fairness, wasn't everyone telling the teacher to "Fuck off" before this became official? Starting with the late 90s generation? Yes, I believe so. So what difference does it make?