Vine
Vine, a Twitter version of YouTube, was an app for Steve Job's iPod that allows the Viner (what a dumb sounding term) a maximum of six seconds to make the viewer laugh. It is known that Vine fails to do this more than Uncyclopedia does. Viners such as Tish Simmonds will be historically noted for making Vine famous. Tish's Oscar winning masterpiece, I'm in My Mum's Car! Broom, Broom!, is the source for one of the most world famous lines of literature when Tish's mother inspiringly says, "get outta me car!"
Vine's app can be browsed by category, not unlike that of Porn Hub. Both Vine and PornHub separate their categories into names such as busty MILFs, Asian, gay, foreign, lesbian, anal, amateur, masturbation, blowjob, and orgy.
When these categories were discovered by Apple, they forced Vine to change their app rating to 17+; it was to ensure that their kids did not see their amateur and busty MILFs Vines which is popular among Apple employee tradition. Sadly, in 2016, the Feds raided Vine headquarters, forcing them to be dissolved.
Vine and its Memes[edit | edit source]
Aside from idiotic challenges, lip syncing, and desperate people who are desperate for a singing career, Vine is mostly known for it's "comedy."
Top 10 funniest Vines[edit | edit source]
This is of course all theoretical, so there is actually no vine that is legitimately funny.
- 10. What the dog doing Vine
See also[edit | edit source]
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