UnNews:Teen allegedly shoots parents, siblings; blood everywhere
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21 January 2013
Albuquerque, New Mexico -- On Saturday night, police say, a teen has shot down his parents and three siblings unexpectedly. It seems that after the theater shooting, the school shooting in Newtown and other 'minor' rampages, psychopaths in the United States are attempting to maintain a record of around one massacre a month.
There was blood everywhere. 15-year-old Nehemiah shot down fellow family members as victims. But who could blame him? Who wants to be called Nehemiah?
It has been revealed Nehemiah pulled this off with an uzi.
Police say, "There are multiple, excessive gunshots in each victim. It appears that Nehemiah decided to send multiple rounds into each victim even after they were dead. Like, for even five minutes. Maybe he didn't know they were dead before he moved on to the next target."
Sheriff Dan Houston did not take things as a laughing matter. He told local news reporters, "Okay, obviously this guy shot some people. Some other people died. And now we have the guy arrested. It doesn't help when horny news reporters and shoving cameras into our faces. I mean, I like being on TV. That's not that point, though."
Little is known about the alleged shooter. So let's tell you about his father, Greg. He was shot-down at age 51. Greg was a very religious man. "He even had a WWJD T-shirt on when he died. I took it off and put it on, because that's what Jesus would do." A reporter says.
Nehemiah is being charged with two accounts of murder and three accounts of child abuse resulting in death. He is also being charged with a one account of gay namery and we're being told he is being jailed without bail.
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- Matthew DeLuca, Staff Writer "'Horrific' scene after teen allegedly shoots parents, siblings" NBC News, January 21, 2013