Colin "All your base" Heaney is an angry little gnome
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EPIC FAIL!
Articles
•★HowTo:Eat sand •★UnNews:Alaska woman... •★UnNews:Renewed violence... •★UnNews:Tournament of Hell... •★UnNews:Son of Gaddafi... •★Tales of an Emo •★Crumpet •★(nasty article with a long title) •★UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident
•Murder the shit out of •Why?:I should probably keep my drapes closed •UnNews:Former Yahoo High... •UnNews:Failure of Russian spacecraft finally explained •UnNews:Anderson Cooper makes stunning announcement •UnNews:Quality of Uncyclopedia dropped 97 percent in 2013; Pope "unconcerned"
Rewrites
•★HowTo:Eat sand •Duck (wikipedia article) (with RAHB. In progress) •Deep Impact (in progress) •A Jar of Mayonnaise •★Crumpet •Justine Bieber (in progress) •★Tales of an Emo •Brian Scalabrine •State University of New York at Plattsburgh
Images
•★File:Vague.png (a fix of PuppyOnTheRadio's original) •★File:Mexico lol.jpg (with Mattsnow) •★File:And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg (with Zombiebaron) •★File:Acme anvil testing.jpg (with MoneySign)
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