User:Murder Frog

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I am currently on Illogicopedia as Xappa. This will allow me to be insane. I don't know when I'll be back. That is all.

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Commander of the Order

The eons are closing. The end is nigh. Soon the prophecies of the old wise ones will be fulfilled, and the age of man will come to a close.

Prepare for the inevitable.

Prepare for your doom.

Hi, there! "Murder Frog" is the name. This is my wonderful user page.

Where are all the little children??

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In the house

Outside

Around the corner

Watching a movie

Butt poop!

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This user is Nebraskan. Would you like them to till your farmland?

Me as a little, helpless, sad little boy. I did not get along well with my parents. Some say I was too harsh with them.... But they did not understand me. I was and still am a complex person! Perhaps you think that when I vandalize pages on Uncyclopedia, I am only doing so out of spite for the system. This is not true! I think long and hard about many things. I am uncomfortable with myself, furious about the size of my penis, and utterly ashamed of my sense of humor. I will never be as great as Ricard Monkee.

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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

Freaky German Stuff Varying geography: Germany - Austria - Switzerland (sort of) - That tiny country that may as well be Luxembourg - Berlin - Vienna - Netherlands - Luxembourg - Alsace - Belgium - West Berlin A Frightening people: Germans - Prussians - Bavarians - The Swiss - Luxembourgian - Angry German Kid - Liechtensteinian - Knut - Dr. Ruth - Claudia Schiffer Frightening leaders: Adolf Hitler - Otto Von Bismarck - Darth Hitler - Heinrich Himmler - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, or "Gerta" - Albert Einstein - Bertolt Brecht - Benedict XVI - Elizabeth II - Kurt Vonnegut - Nietzsche - Leo Strauss - Karl Marx - Uwe Boll - Herman the German Confusing language: German - Grammar Nazis - Umlaut - Hegel - Yiddish - Kant Unnerving Musik: Einstürzende Neubauten - Kraftwerk - Johann Sebastian Bach - Ludwig van Beethoven - Wolfman On-the-dais Moatsart - Gus Mauler - Paul Hindemith - Oomph! - 19-hour-long operas about gods wearing bear skins and helmets - Kreator - Blind Lemon Kraftwerk - Rammstein - Sodom Shameful history: House of Hangover - World War II - Nazism - Swastikas - Holocaust - Lolicaust - German Duplication - Berlin Wall - Death camps - 2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

Things I'm Writing, Wrote, Rewrote, Rewriting, Etc.

Mainspace Articles and Stuff:

• Jim Morrison
• PANIC! at the Disco (With Sir Peasewhizz)

UnNews Stuff:

• UnNews:Uncyclopedia to be preserved in the Library of Congress
• UnNews:Talking whale informs captors of broken lightbulb
• UnNews:Hollywood files for creative bankruptcy
• UnNews:The Internet named the most wasted invention of all time
• UnNews:Lance Armstrong confesses to drug use...and more
• UnNews:2013 'same shit with different name' (headline from Minitrue)

Beautiful Poetry:

• UnPoetia:I Love the Smell of Gasoline

Articles I Am Rewriting/Trying to Fix:

• Frank Zappa
• Jethro Tull

Help me fix up these silly things.

Stuff I am in the process of writing:

• Robert Fripp
• HowTo:Dig a big hole
• Twin Peaks (in my userspace)

Featured Article

Somehow, I succeeded in rewriting an article that subsequently got featured:

• Jim Morrison FEATURED on December 29, 2012

Awards and Honors

	Noob of the Moment December 2012

Rejoice, Murder Frog! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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About Me

Let's see well I was born in a little house and it was really nice I loved it there. You know, it was great because I could do whatever I wanted and I could just basically run around wherever I wanted to. Then, when I grow up I knew I wanted to be a writer because I just left writing things down it was great. So, then I came to Uncyclopedia and I made really good things here. And everybody loves me. And I know that for a fact because all the admins just always say nice things to me. I am a wonderful friend. Be my friend, please.

Anteater Bicycle

Let's see here... Maybe making some templates would be fun.

Or maybe I should dig a big hole.

Digging a big hole

To dig a big hole, one mus first havers proper tools. Things such as a wrench and a brain are important. Then, y'all need ta start yur diggin'.