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I am currently on Illogicopedia as Xappa. This will allow me to be insane. I don't know when I'll be back. That is all.
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The eons are closing. The end is nigh. Soon the prophecies of the old wise ones will be fulfilled, and the age of man will come to a close.
Prepare for the inevitable.
Prepare for your doom.
Hi, there! "Murder Frog" is the name. This is my wonderful user page.
Where are all the little children??
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||This user is Nebraskan. Would you like them to till your farmland?
Me as a little, helpless, sad little boy. I did not get along well with my parents. Some say I was too harsh with them.... But they did not understand me. I was and still am a complex person! Perhaps you think that when I vandalize pages on Uncyclopedia, I am only doing so out of spite for the system. This is not true! I think long and hard about many things. I am uncomfortable with myself, furious about the size of my penis, and utterly ashamed of my sense of humor. I will never be as great as Ricard Monkee
||This user loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians.
||This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
||This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.
Things I'm Writing, Wrote, Rewrote, Rewriting, Etc.
Mainspace Articles and Stuff:
Articles I Am Rewriting/Trying to Fix:
Help me fix up these silly things.
Stuff I am in the process of writing:
Somehow, I succeeded in rewriting an article that subsequently got featured:
Awards and Honors
Noob of the Moment December 2012
Let's see well I was born in a little house and it was really nice I loved it there. You know, it was great because I could do whatever I wanted and I could just basically run around wherever I wanted to. Then, when I grow up I knew I wanted to be a writer because I just left writing things down it was great. So, then I came to Uncyclopedia and I made really good things here. And everybody loves me. And I know that for a fact because all the admins just always say nice things to me.
I am a wonderful friend. Be my friend, please.
Let's see here... Maybe making some templates would be fun.
Or maybe I should dig a big hole.
Digging a big hole
To dig a big hole, one mus first havers proper tools. Things such as a wrench and a brain are important. Then, y'all need ta start yur diggin'.