UnNews:My guitar solo isn't fresh enough
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19 October 2014
It isn't where it is suppose to be. Recently, my band has gone from an original-music band to a cover band because we suck at writing songs. We're fairly new so we don't play songs from before 2000. Unless it's Green Day. I fucking love Green Day. Anyfuck, we've decided to play the song Thank You for the Venom by My Chemical Romance because the song speaks to our hearts.
I am the lead guitarist, and since I play naked, all attention will be focused on me. Ya know? So, like, my guitar solo has to be fresh as possible. Nothing less. Nothing more. The stakes can't get any higher. *Guitar lick, technical*
I know how to play the song with my eyes closed, well, except for the guitar solo following the second chorus.
It's all like:
NEH-NEH-NEH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUUH. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. NUUUUN-NUUUN NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. NUUN NUUUUUN NUN NUN NUUUUN NE NE NE NUN NUN NUN NE NUN.
And I can't seem to hit the second NUN following the NUUUUUUUUUN.
Dammit, I see people do it all the time on YouTube.
But you know what they say, if you can't play an instrument, play the bass guitar. You won't need to worry about any solos and plus nobody will ever focus on you. For Christ's sake, nobody will ever know who you are. Unless, of course, you play naked. Then in which, of course, if you are a guy, nobody but stupid fan girls will care.
Which reminds me; do fan girls like me being naked? *guitar lick, literally*
