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Name of article
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Date
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Featured
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449
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UnNews:UnNews reviews Ed Sheeran's new album
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5 May 2023
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448
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UnNews:DC announces plan for new bummer Batman films
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15 April 2023
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447
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UnNews:Musk ends Pornhub takeover citing fake stepmom concerns
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9 July 2022
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446
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UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full
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5 April 2020
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Yes
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445
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UnNews:Tips to avoid the coronavirus
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1 March 2020
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444
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UnNews:XFL to launch franchises in pissed off markets
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20 February 2020
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443
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UnNews:Pansexual announces she is Liberal Democrat
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8 January 2020
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442
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UnNews:Joe Biden's five-point plan to help black people
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15 September 2019
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441
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UnNews:Sam Smith's family thank fans
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15 September 2019
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440
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UnNews:Season 8 has put me off the books, says George R.R. Martin
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18 May 2019
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439
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UnNews:Louis CK makes return to masturbating in front of junior staff
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28 August 2018
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438
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UnNews:9 out of 10 IPAs 'are Budweiser'
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18 August 2018
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437
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UnNews:Trump would/wouldn't flip changes US history
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22 July 2018
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436
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UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist'
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25 June 2018
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Yes
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435
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UnNews:Man offended at Trump's 'shithole' remark would never visit countries in question
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12 January 2018
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434
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UnNews:Dads want strange for Christmas
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18 December 2017
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433
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UnNews:It's been a sexually inappropriate week in Lake Wobegon
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29 November 2017
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432
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UnNews:Weinstein: I regret getting caught
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9 October 2017
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431
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UnNews:Sexist Newton exposed by racist, exposed by homophobe, exposed by body-shamer
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9 October 2017
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430
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UnNews:Meghan Markle to UK: I deepthroat your Prince
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7 September 2017
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429
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UnNews:Bullies take Prince George's lunch, sceptre
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7 September 2017
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428
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UnNews:Trump warns against 'alt-left' and 'Ctrl+alt+del' groups
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16 August 2017
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427
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UnNews:Trump confusing presidency with The Apprentice
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31 July 2017
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426
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UnNews:BBC publishes banned Doctor Who jokes
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18 July 2017
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425
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UnNews:Trump Jr. to confess slowly over next 4 years
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10 July 2017
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424
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UnNews:May: I want Labour to have NO seats
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19 April 2017
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423
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UnNews:BBC expert saying some shit about Korea
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12 March 2017
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422
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UnNews:Clinton 'did not get head while president'
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2 March 2017
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421
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UnNews:Women happy for Amal Clooney
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10 February 2017
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420
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UnNews:Lady Gaga yet to be tackled
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6 February 2017
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419
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UnNews:Women takes ages to get ready, says slightly musty man
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4 February 2017
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418
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UnNews:Beyonce to show vagina every day after birth
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4 February 2017
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417
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UnNews:Why do men objectify me, asks Ariana Grande
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4 February 2017
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416
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UnNews:Doe scandalizes macaque with sex move
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4 February 2017
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415
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UnNews:People who say 'great' cause of all problems
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4 February 2017
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414
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UnNews:Pro-lifers change mind after seeing this photo
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30 January 2017
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413
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UnNews:Trump opens hardware chain along Mexican border
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28 January 2017
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412
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UnNews:Lucrative trade run by criminals to be stopped by wall
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25 January 2017
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411
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UnNews:JLo cuts through inauguration analysis with bottom
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23 January 2017
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410
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UnNews:10 facts you didn't know about George Michael
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27 December 2016
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409
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UnNews:Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
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9 November 2016
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408
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UnNews:France to ban traditional tit-kiss
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20 October 2016
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407
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UnNews:Zuckerberg to cure all diseases except narcissism
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23 September 2016
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406
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UnNews:Things wrong with Trump Jr.'s analogy|
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21 September 2016
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405
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UnNews:Trump declares things people already know|
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16 September 2016
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404
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UnNews:Trump/Pence make up for awkward kiss with lovemaking session
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21 July 2016
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403
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UnNews:Melania Trump accused of plagiarising Michelle Obama speech
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19 July 2016
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402
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UnNews:Turkish revolutionaries 'distracted by Pokémon Go'
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17 July 2016
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401
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UnNews:Perverts ruin bull-killing festival for girls
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16 July 2016
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400
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UnNews:Police scared of blacks who are scared of police who are scared of blacks
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8 July 2016
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399
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UnNews:BBC ask Clarkson to return and be racist
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5 July 2016
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398
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UnNews:Farage to become Irish citizen
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4 July 2016
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397
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UnNews:Jon Snow asked to rule UK
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30 June 2016
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396
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UnNews:Guide to the UK referendum
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23 June 2016
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395
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UnNews:Stanford swimming ace in unfortunate sexual assault
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6 June 2016
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394
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UnNews:Zoo official:I was aiming for the black kid
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5 June 2016
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393
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UnNews:Don King sells tickets to Muhammed Ali's funeral
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4 June 2016
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392
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UnNews:Everyone suddenly a fucking gorilla expert
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1 June 2016
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391
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UnNews:McAvoy takes blame for X-Men reviews
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28 May 2016
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390
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UnNews:Taliban name Mike Ditka as new leader
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25 May 2016
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389
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UnNews:GoT fan cannot remember anyone's name
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25 April 2016
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388
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UnNews:Trump leads powerful memorial to 7-11 attacks
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19 April 2016
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387
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UnNews:Czech Republic to vote on new name
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19 April 2016
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386
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UnNews:Still impossible to know if computer is on
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15 April 2016
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385
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UnNews:Still impossible to know if computer is on
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17 March 2016
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384
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UnNews:Bash-bash make brain bad, admits NFL
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15 March 2016
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383
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UnNews:Clump calls for calm in nation
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14 March 2016
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382
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UnNews:Shit stain to force man to use toilet brush
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7 March 2016
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381
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UnNews:Black actors launch plan for next year’s Oscars
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5 March 2016
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380
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UnNews:Failed regulations give porn-makers ideas
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21 February 2016
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379
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UnNews:Shane Warne to open evolution safari park
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15 February 2016
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378
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UnNews:Exclusive interview with Beyonce
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13 February 2016
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377
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UnNews:Ripples from black holes look like boobs
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11 February 2016
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376
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UnNews:Please tell us more about US elections, says world
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10 February 2016
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375
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UnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussion
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7 February 2016
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Yes
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374
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UnNews:Obama to ban guns on Tuesdays
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3 January 2016
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373
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UnNews:Miss Universe title given to wrong woman
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22 December 2015
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372
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UnNews:Man good at punching not liberal
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8 December 2015
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371
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UnNews:All music now Adele
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29 November 2015
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370
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UnNews:Almost like Trump is doing this on purpose
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27 November 2015
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369
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UnNews:Special needs teacher compliments students every day - except one he hates
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24 November 2015
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368
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UnNews:Whites urged to protest against Trump
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21 November 2015
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367
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UnNews:Sheen caught HIV from tiger blood
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17 November 2015
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366
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UnNews:Prince George ageing software shit
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10 November 2015
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365
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UnNews:Black cops gun down another white youth
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7 November 2015
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364
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UnNews:Redskins become Rhett-skins
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18 August 2015
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363
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UnNews:Cecil the lion: reflections
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15 August 2015
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362
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UnNews:Dick continues to act like dick
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9 August 2015
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361
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UnNews:Calais immigrants to become tube drivers
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6 August 2015
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360
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UnNews:Bin Laden plane curse strikes again
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2 August 2015
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359
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UnNews:Everyone athletic on drugs
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2 August 2015
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358
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UnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horses
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31 July 2015
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Yes
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357
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UnNews:Buckingham Palace: we were all Nazis back then
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18 July 2015
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356
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UnNews:Pornhub reveals changes in porn tastes
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15 July 2015
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355
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UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life
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15 July 2015
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Yes
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354
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UnNews:Cats support Trump presidency bid
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14 July 2015
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353
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UnNews:Steven Gerrard bewilders LA
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8 July 2015
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352
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UnNews:US overwhelmed by gun-toting married homosexuals
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28 June 2015
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351
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UnNews:Beautiful Mind mathematician killed by regular idiot
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25 May 2015
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350
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UnNews:10 Child Stars- SO cute then, not so cute now!
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19 May 2015
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349
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UnNews:Queen takes ceremonial shit on baby princess' face
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5 May 2015
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348
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UnNews:New Zealand PM apologises for pulling waitress' hair
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22 April 2015
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347
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UnNews:Cyrus nut busting in sharp fall
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22 April 2015
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346
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UnNews:Can you solve Cheryl's existential problem?
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15 April 2015
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345
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UnNews:Cameron: Let's all move to Spain
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14 April 2015
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344
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UnNews:83% of people not looking where they are going
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14 April 2015
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343
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UnNews:How Harry Potter lost his virginity
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14 April 2015
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342
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UnNews:US forgives Cuba for 1959 revolution
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13 April 2015
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341
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UnNews:Germanwings takes new security measures
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27 March 2015
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340
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UnNews:Scientists say look at eclipse if you really fucking want to
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24 March 2015
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339
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UnNews:Greece 'should have been invaded by now'
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24 March 2015
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338
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UnNews:Angelina Jolie to have buttocks removed
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24 March 2015
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337
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UnNews:New Modern Family episode 'shows shit side of Apple'
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6 March 2015
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336
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UnNews:Mourinho 'feeds on trophies'
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2 March 2015
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335
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UnNews:Hundreds injured in raining men incident
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25 February 2015
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334
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UnNews:Why don't Muslims like us? asks bacon-scoffing, adulterous infidel
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9 February 2015
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333
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UnNews:Patriots defiant over inflate-gate
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26 January 2015
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332
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UnNews:Charlie Hebdo in defiantly unfunny issue
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13 January 2015
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331
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UnNews:Bill Gates is a fecalpheliac!
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11 January 2015
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330
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UnNews:Evans to force Oldham to sign him
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5 January 2015
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329
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UnNews:The shows to watch in 2015
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3 January 2015
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328
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UnNews:Porn addict can't stop saying 'anal'
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30 December 2014
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327
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UnNews:Queen to burp national anthem
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25 December 2014
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326
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UnNews:Prince George Christmas pictures released
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14 December 2014
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325
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UnNews:Dog whisperer 'just playing dead'
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9 December 2014
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324
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UnNews:Mass breastfeed protest leads to hard nipple record
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7 December 2014
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323
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UnNews:UK porn finally rid of female ejaculation scourge
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4 December 2014
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322
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UnNews:Blairs make Christmas prostate message
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3 December 2014
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321
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UnNews:Obama daughters get Thanksgiving row apology
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30 November 2014
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320
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UnNews:Cosby to host Women Say the Darndest Things
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20 November 2014
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319
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UnNews:Kim Kardashian uses helium-inflated bottom to rescue comet lander
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14 November 2014
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318
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UnNews:World's tallest and smallest men to marry
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14 November 2014
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317
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UnNews:Horse 'never liked dying woman'
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8 November 2014
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316
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UnNews:NFL star apologizes for celebration
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29 October 2014
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315
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UnNews:Goalkeeper killed by shot
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27 October 2014
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314
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UnNews:Queen sends first tweet
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24 October 2014
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313
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UnNews:Renee Zellweger unrecognisable
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22 October 2014
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312
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UnNews:Revealed: why Hitler started breaking bad
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13 October 2014
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311
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UnNews:Top Gear dicks deny acting like Top Gear dicks
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11 October 2014
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310
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UnNews:Students urged to waffle stomp
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9 October 2014
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309
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UnNews:Hot teachers 'will not' screw students in future
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5 October 2014
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308
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UnNews:Clooney marries ugly bitch
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3 October 2014
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307
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UnNews:Riots in Missouri after black man shoots white cop
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28 September 2014
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306
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UnNews:An open letter to Kirsten Dunst
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27 September 2014
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305
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UnNews:Chelsea Clinton names daughter Monica
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27 September 2014
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304
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UnNews:Problem page: I have a bent one
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24 September 2014
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303
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UnNews:I got Queen to fap - Cameron
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24 September 2014
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302
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UnNews:Peterson 'thought son had football'
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21 September 2014
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301
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UnNews:Obama to spend day jacking off
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21 September 2014
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300
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UnNews:Scottish independence vote: aftermath
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19 September 2014
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299
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UnNews:Amy Winehouse statue has drug problem
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16 September 2014
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298
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UnNews:Catalan independence march under threat
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11 September 2014
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297
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UnNews:Ravens: It's worse when you see it
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10 September 2014
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296
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UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods
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7 September 2014
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Yes
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295
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UnNews:Everyone who hates ice bucket challenge donating money to charity
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31 August 2014
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294
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UnNews:Gay NFL player dropped for being 'all gay and shit'
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31 August 2014
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293
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UnNews:Kate Bush stuns fans with sweary punk set
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30 August 2014
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292
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UnNews:Nine-year-old's uzi shooting class ends in surprising tragedy
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27 August 2014
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291
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UnNews:Cyrus confirms cunt status
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26 August 2014
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290
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UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains
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24 August 2014
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Yes
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289
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UnNews:Entrepreneur brings meth truck to college campuses
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23 August 2014
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288
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UnNews:Debate on Middle East fruitless as conflict itself
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22 August 2014
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287
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UnNews:25-year-old 'cannot download any more apps'
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22 August 2014
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286
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UnNews:Missouri police: This one OK?
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21 August 2014
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285
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UnNews:Isis rebranding 'cost millions'
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20 August 2014
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284
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UnNews:Man wins Most Oblivious Human award
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12 August 2014
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283
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UnNews:Did 'Patch Adams' article push Williams over the edge?
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12 August 2014
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282
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UnNews:Bolt denies calling WWI 'a bit shit'
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4 August 2014
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281
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UnNews:Confused Russians block access to Algerian crash site
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25 July 2014
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280
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UnNews:Israel: This is going to work
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23 July 2014
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279
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UnNews:Ukraine plane crash story finally has third salient fact
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23 July 2014
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278
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UnNews:Ceremonies mark four year anniversary of Gibson tapes
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16 July 2014
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277
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UnNews:Fifa 2015 set to be most realistic ever
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15 July 2014
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276
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UnNews:World cup meaningless, say Germans
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14 July 2014
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275
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UnNews:Scottish independence debate turns nasty
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11 July 2014
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274
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UnNews:Brazil 1 Germany 7 - UnNews poster
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9 July 2014
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273
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UnNews:Microchip contraceptive developed
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8 July 2014
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272
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UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board
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8 July 2014
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Yes
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271
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UnNews:Whatsapp eggplant emoticon rarely used correctly
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7 July 2014
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270
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UnNews:Cricket has cunt amnesty
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6 July 2014
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269
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UnNews:Guillermo the grasshopper sad at World Cup exit
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5 July 2014
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268
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UnNews:Queen names UK's newest battleship
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4 July 2014
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267
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UnNews:Target bans guns in stores after confusion
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2 July 2014
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266
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UnNews:Football's ten worst sinners
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27 June 2014
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265
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UnNews:Savile 'had sex with everything'
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26 June 2014
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264
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UnNews:Spanish baby-jumping festival leads to twisted ankle
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24 June 2014
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263
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UnNews:Asian trapped in vagina sculpture
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24 June 2014
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262
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UnNews:Bulletproof vest inventor shot in face
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21 June 2014
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261
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UnNews:Obama constipated amid Iraq crisis
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19 June 2014
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260
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UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution
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18 June 2014
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Yes
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259
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UnNews:Schumacher crashes after insisting on driving home
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17 June 2014
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258
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UnNews:French to play next game in the nude
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17 June 2014
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257
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UnNews:US closer than ever to caring about World Cup
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17 June 2014
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256
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UnNews:Texting 'improves children's spelling'
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13 June 2014
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255
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UnNews:Patrick Stewart answers all your Days of the Future Past questions
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8 June 2014
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254
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UnNews:Google blunders over D-day doodle
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6 June 2014
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253
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UnNews:Pranksters make Hawking talk about football
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6 June 2014
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252
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UnNews:Should we send Bowe Bergdahl back?
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6 June 2014
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251
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UnNews:Willy Wonka wins Ukraine election
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26 May 2014
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250
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UnNews:Fuck us or we kill you, lunatics tell women
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25 May 2014
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249
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UnNews:Putin compares Prince Charles to Hitler
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23 May 2014
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248
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UnNews:Footballer to quit over wrong cake
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20 May 2014
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247
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UnNews:What Jay Z said to Solange
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15 May 2014
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246
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UnNews:Richard longs to kill Judy
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12 May 2014
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245
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UnNews:Nigerian girls 'hard to sell'
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12 May 2014
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244
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UnNews:Eurovision won by joke drag queen
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11 May 2014
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243
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UnNews:Exclusive! What Dr Dre will spend his $800m on
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10 May 2014
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242
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UnNews:London: Thank fuck for that!
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10 May 2014
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241
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UnNews:Clarkson denies saying N-word during NWA song
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7 May 2014
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240
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UnNews:R&B stars talk nonsense at awards show
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2 May 2014
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239
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UnNews:Toronto voters 'to get help'
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1 May 2014
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238
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UnNews:Tragedy as Big Bang Theory to end after just 72 more episodes
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30 April 2014
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237
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UnNews:Professor X denies sexually abusing young mutants
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30 April 2014
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236
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UnNews:Offensive Uncyclopedia edits 'came from UK government'
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30 April 2014
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235
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UnNews:LA Clippers owner to buy Villarreal
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27 April 2014
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234
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UnNews:UKIP acts fascist, compares others to fascists
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24 April 2014
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233
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UnNews:Pope John Paul II's sainthood in doubt after murder
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24 April 2014
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232
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UnNews:Bizarre craze for 'match' apps
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18 April 2014
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231
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UnNews:Gabriel García Marquez dies
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18 April 2014
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230
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UnNews:Non-massacre in PA is 'argument for gun control'
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9 April 2014
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229
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UnNews:The Dangers of Meth
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6 April 2014
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228
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UnNews:How I Met Your Mother in shock AIDS ending
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3 April 2014
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227
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UnNews:Gwyneth Paltrow's guide to separation
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31 March 2014
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226
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UnNews:Michael Vick predicts Jets season will be 'a dog fight'
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31 March 2014
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225
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UnNews:Even Stevens star Tom Virtue still waiting for Breaking Bad style role
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31 March 2014
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224
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UnNews:How Irish was your St Patrick's?
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18 March 2014
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223
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UnNews:Conspiracy theorist needs media outlet
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17 March 2014
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222
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UnNews:Footballer sacked for resigning
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16 March 2014
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221
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UnNews:Plane crash victims 'may be in interminable TV show'
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11 March 2014
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220
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UnNews:Ruff justice for dog sex man
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6 March 2014
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219
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UnNews:Travolta blames mispronunciation on Thetans
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6 March 2014
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218
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UnNews:Barlow song perfect for self-loathing English
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6 March 2014
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217
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UnNews:Ukraine: World like wildebeests
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4 March 2014
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216
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UnNews:This year's Oscar winners
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3 March 2014
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215
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UnNews:Manchester United lose 2013 title
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26 February 2014
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214
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UnNews:90% of Gmail users don't know this trick
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26 February 2014
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213
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UnNews:Celtics coach denies making gay joke
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24 February 2014
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212
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UnNews:McKellen furious at Uncyclopedia name typo
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16 February 2014
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211
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UnNews:Danish psycho kills giraffe and feeds it to lions
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10 February 2014
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UnNews:That one I didn't fuck - Woody Allen
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8 February 2014
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UnNews:Winter Olympics all set to be heterosexual
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7 February 2014
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UnNews:Robber arrest after kiss 'most French thing ever'
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5 February 2014
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UnNews:Peyton Manning 'had worse Sunday than Seymour Hoffman'
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4 February 2014
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UnNews:Five foods for a flat stomach
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2 February 2014
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UnNews:Pope Benedict 'defrocked twice as many priests'
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19 January 2014
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UnNews:Britons to fall through bar in Trigger tribute
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16 January 2014
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UnNews:Bemusement over whipping punishment for gay Nigerian
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16 January 2014
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UnNews:Lebouef admits to stealing name
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13 January 2014
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UnNews:Jessica Enis suffers pregnancy injury
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10 January 2014
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UnNews:Confusion in US over 'gay' soccer players
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9 January 2014
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UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking
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8 January 2014
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Yes
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196
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UnNews:Utah man eats pussy in protest at gay marriage
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5 January 2014
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UnNews:England cricket team set to die in plane crash
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5 January 2014
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UnNews:Predictions for 2014
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2 January 2014
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UnNews:Colarado fine
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2 January 2014
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UnNews:Rodman in third KKK visit
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19 December 2013
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UnNews:Top Google searches show world stupid
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17 December 2013
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UnNews:England get nightmare World Cup draw
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7 December 2013
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UnNews:The Sun attracts 117,000 subscribers
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7 December 2013
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UnNews:Mandela deathbed 'an absolute disgrace'
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6 December 2013
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UnNews:Universal to make profitable Fast and Furious sequel
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3 December 2013
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UnNews:Nets coach fined for spilling seed on court
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30 November 2013
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UnNews:Lostprophets advertise for new singer
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29 November 2013
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UnNews:Drug using Nigella 'ideal woman'
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27 November 2013
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UnNews:UK: no porn and no streaming makes Jack a dull boy
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27 November 2013
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UnNews:BBC admit cum/snot mix up
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18 November 2013
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UnNews:UnNews Play: The Job opportunity
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14 November 2013
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UnNews:US bans trans-fats
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11 November 2013
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UnNews:Shock over new Pakistan Taliban leader
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7 November 2013
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178
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UnNews:What your hallowe'en costume says about you
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1 November 2013
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UnNews:Obama admits to eavesdropping addiction
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26 October 2013
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UnNews:GTA5 makes billion dollars in first week
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27 September 2013
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UnNews:Singer Thicke charged with 172,451 counts of rape
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23 September 2013
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UnNews:Cyrus stopped by 40,000 masturbating old men
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23 September 2013
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UnNews:Ionechat.com girls 'depressing and lifeless'
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18 September 2013
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172
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UnNews:NFL: Washington set to change nickname
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16 September 2013
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Yes
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171
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UnNews:The new craze - HIV porn
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12 September 2013
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170
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UnNews:Catalan human chain broken by human bolt cutter
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12 September 2013
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UnNews:Your questions on Syria answered
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5 September 2013
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UnNews:Castro suicide: 'Being locked up is horrible'
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4 September 2013
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UnNews:Target withdraws lubricant after complaints
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26 August 2013
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UnNews:Manning gender crisis 'no problem in prison'
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24 August 2013
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UnNews:Leather pants found at Newton John home
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20 August 2013
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UnNews:Judge: He's not Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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14 August 2013
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UnNews:Excitement at digging up dead woman's grave
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10 August 2013
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UnNews:We're not racist, just vile claim Oprah racism shop
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10 August 2013
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UnNews:Dickless cunts choose Doctor fucking Who
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5 August 2013
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UnNews:Snowden depressed by Russian literature
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2 August 2013
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UnNews:Ariel Castro: I mock your concept of God
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2 August 2013
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UnNews:Stuart Hall removed from female young offenders institution
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26 July 2013
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UnNews:THIS is the last time, says Weiner
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24 July 2013
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UnNews:Shock as Princess gives birth to black baby
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23 July 2013
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155
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UnNews:Glee star died of shame
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18 July 2013
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UnNews:Killer Elvis poo to go under hammer
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15 July 2013
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UnNews:Andy Murray offered English nationality
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8 July 2013
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UnNews:Uninformed Westerners unsure who to support in Egypt
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5 July 2013
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UnNews:Concern as Snowden adopts Connery accent
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23 June 2013
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150
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UnNews:Controversial gay admits to Christian feelings
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22 June 2013
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149
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UnNews:Soprano fans complain over 'anti-climatic' ending
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20 June 2013
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148
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UnNews:War on Terror all done, US confirms
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18 June 2013
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147
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UnNews:Uncyclopedians are 'under NSA surveillance'
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12 June 2013
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UnNews:Oldest man in history chokes on ping pong ball
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12 June 2013
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145
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UnNews:Cute Hotmail girl broke guy's heart
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10 June 2013
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UnNews:Zeta Jones hits back in cunnilingus war
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9 June 2013
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UnNews:Intern totally photobombs Korea talks
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9 June 2013
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142
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UnNews:Duke of Edinburgh recovering after racism transfusion
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8 June 2013
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141
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UnNews:Wikileaks suspect Bernard Manning on trial
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4 June 2013
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140
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UnNews:Douglas - eating Zeta-Jones' pussy gave me cancer
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3 June 2013
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139
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UnNews:Bale will listen to Madrid offers but will not understand
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29 May 2013
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138
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UnNews:Muslim kills Muslim in 'protest over Syria'
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25 May 2013
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137
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UnNews:Black man denies liking fried chicken
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22 May 2013
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136
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UnNews:Lord Tebbit to marry son and inseminate queen
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22 May 2013
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135
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UnNews:Hunchback of Notre Dame kills self
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22 May 2013
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134
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UnNews:George Michael denies being Crash pervert
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19 May 2013
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133
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UnNews:BITCH Jennifer Aniston flaunts lovely breasts
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15 May 2013
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UnNews:American fails to understand soccer and highway code
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15 May 2013
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UnNews:US doctor found guilty of 39th week abortions
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14 May 2013
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UnNews:Newspapers respectfully cut Jolie's breasts out of photos
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14 May 2013
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129
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UnNews:UN bullies hungry children into eating insects
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13 May 2013
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128
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UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace
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8 May 2013
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Yes
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127
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UnNews:Bostonians demand dead bomber's body be mutilated
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4 May 2013
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126
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UnNews:NZ outlaws shouting 'Lucifer' during anal
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3 May 2013
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125
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UnNews:Should Thanksgiving go cannibal?
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1 May 2013
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124
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UnNews:George W. Bush Children's Library opened
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26 April 2013
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123
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UnNews:Obama plays down Michelle's 'white mother' gaffe
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25 April 2013
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122
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UnNews:Mother has FB page removed from favorites
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25 April 2013
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121
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UnNews:Luis Suarez's good food guide
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21 April 2013
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120
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UnNews:London runners get through minute's silence in 30 seconds
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21 April 2013
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119
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UnNews:NRA calls for castor oil to be banned
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20 April 2013
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118
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UnNews:Interview with jealous Iraqi bomber
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20 April 2013
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117
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UnNews:Rolf Harris in 'extra leg' inquiry
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19 April 2013
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116
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UnNews:Runners used explosion as excuse not to finish marathon
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16 April 2013
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115
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UnNews:Geordie horse wants rematch
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15 April 2013
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114
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UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro
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15 April 2013
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Yes
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113
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UnNews:Venice bans motorboating
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14 April 2013
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112
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UnNews:Mali apologises to Hollande for eating 'delicious' camel
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10 April 2013
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111
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UnNews:Margaret Thatcher tragically dies 30 years too late
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8 April 2013
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Yes
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110
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UnNews:Was 9/11 an outside job?
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5 April 2013
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Yes
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109
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UnNews:British class survey 'a bit shit'
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4 April 2013
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108
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UnNews:Suspicions over Armstrong motorized testicle
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4 April 2013
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107
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UnNews:Di Canio begins reign of fascism
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3 April 2013
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106
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UnNews:Death penalty for Joker killer is 'only fair, really'
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2 April 2013
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105
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UnNews:The town that gave up on apostrophes
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28 March 2013
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104
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UnNews:David Miliband goes into the wild
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27 March 2013
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103
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UnNews:Nintendo Puu to be released
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25 March 2013
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Yes
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102
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UnNews:Raikkonen admits F1 is 'a bit gay'
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23 March 2013
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101
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UnNews:Abortion debate leads to first ever change of opinion
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23 March 2013
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100
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UnNews:Cypriot government to occupy one bedroom of all large houses
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22 March 2013
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99
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UnNews:Concerns as Pacino opts to keep Spector haircut
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17 March 2013
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98
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UnNews:Pope moves into rundown studio flat
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17 March 2013
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97
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UnNews:SA sugar daddies add AIDS twist
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15 March 2013
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96
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UnNews:Did the Time Warp wreck Canadian's Pope chances?
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14 March 2013
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95
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UnNews:Falkland Islanders vote for Queen over penguins
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12 March 2013
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94
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UnNews:Malik Obama loses election amid passport row
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12 March 2013
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93
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UnNews:International Women's Day - a plea
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8 March 2013
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92
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UnNews:Ferguson fumes over Chavez dismissal
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6 March 2013
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91
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UnNews:Girl's NY Jets trial ends hilariously
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4 March 2013
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90
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UnNews:Uncyclopedia sues Amazon for $1500
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4 March 2013
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89
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UnNews:Florida sinkhole man discovers Atlantis
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3 March 2013
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88
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UnNews:Harlem Shake is al Qaeda recruitment song
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28 February 2013
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87
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UnNews:Day Lewis: THIS is why I WON
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25 February 2013
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86
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UnNews:Relief as stolen Banksy returned
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24 February 2013
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85
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UnNews:Cameron takes One Direction handjob for Africa
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21 February 2013
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84
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UnNews:Police spokespeople apologise for being prick teases
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15 February 2013
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83
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UnNews:Oscar Pistorius 'was legless' when he shot girlfriend
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14 February 2013
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82
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UnNews:Pope 'too old to attract altar boys'
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11 February 2013
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81
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UnNews:Hilarious mix-up over rapist twins' DNA
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10 February 2013
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80
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UnNews:German plagiarism minister makes odd resignation speech
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9 February 2013
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79
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UnNews:Kerry teased over intermediate level of French
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9 February 2013
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78
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UnNews:House star denies he is Richard III
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5 February 2013
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77
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UnNews:4chan users fix Budweiser horse naming poll
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4 February 2013
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76
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UnNews:Sandy Hook school choir accused of miming
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4 February 2013
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75
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UnNews:American Sniper's death is 'what he would have wanted'
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3 February 2013
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74
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UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision
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2 February 2013
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Yes
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73
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UnNews:A foreigner's guide to the Super Bowl
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2 February 2013
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72
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UnNews:Zimbabwe 'was going to blow last $217 on coke and hooker'
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30 January 2013
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71
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UnNews:Iran makes monkey jump from space
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28 January 2013
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70
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UnNews:Joanna Lumley's guide to avoiding rape
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28 January 2013
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69
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UnNews:Obama and Clinton finally speak about affair
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28 January 2013
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68
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UnNews:Problem Page - my girl farts in her sleep
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26 January 2013
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67
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UnNews:Net wars over - Badminton surrenders to Tennis
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25 January 2013
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66
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UnNews:Did Obama lip-sync oath?
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23 January 2013
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65
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UnNews:Cameron denied 'shake it all about' option
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23 January 2013
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64
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UnNews:Controversy over Nigga Teen Patches
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23 January 2013
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63
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UnNews:Tarantino denies Django makes viewers act like Southern gents
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22 January 2013
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62
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UnNews:Manti Te’o 'does not exist'
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20 January 2013
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61
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UnNews:Australian nugget man has 'magpie's concept of gold'
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19 January 2013
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60
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UnNews:Hawking admits to faking disability
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18 January 2013
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59
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UnNews:Tesco deny horse-burgers had mad horse disease
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17 January 2013
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58
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UnNews:Indian bus drivers forced to declare rape intentions
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15 January 2013
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57
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UnNews:Ellen DeGeneres shot by Foster maniac
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14 January 2013
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56
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UnNews:Man confirms time
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13 January 2013
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55
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UnNews:Kate Middleton portrait gets mixed reaction
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12 January 2013
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54
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UnNews:Microsoft iPad burglary 'like not being raped'
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9 January 2013
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53
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UnNews:The new looks sweeping the Muslim world
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7 January 2013
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52
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UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time
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5 January 2013
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Yes
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51
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UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms
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5 January 2013
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50
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UnNews:Physical Cliff: the name that's sweeping the stripper industry
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3 January 2013
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49
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UnNews:Mancini-Balotelli bust up featured 'incomprehensible gestures'
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3 January 2013
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48
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UnNews:New Year Honours List 2013
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2 January 2013
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47
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UnNews:Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party
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25 December 2012
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46
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UnNews:Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election?
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24 December 2012
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45
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UnNews:UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict
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22 December 2012
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44
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UnNews:Man realises he holds penis with left hand
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21 December 2012
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43
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UnNews:Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife
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19 December 2012
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42
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UnNews:Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn
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15 December 2012
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41
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UnNews:Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder
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14 December 2012
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40
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UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off
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11 December 2012
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Yes
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39
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UnNews:Ferdinand hurts own face with shirt
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9 December 2012
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38
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UnNews:Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide
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8 December 2012
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37
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UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?
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5 December 2012
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Yes
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36
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UnNews:Kate vows to sit on arse for entire pregnancy
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4 December 2012
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35
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UnNews:Hunter Moore struggling to find something worse than revenge porn
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4 December 2012
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34
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UnNews:Concern as entire Chinese race disappears for a minute
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3 December 2012
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33
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UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site
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1 December 2012
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Yes
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32
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UnNews:Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer
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27 November 2012
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31
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UnNews:Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death'
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26 November 2012
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30
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UnNews:A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story
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23 November 2012
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29
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UnNews:Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue'
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20 November 2012
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28
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UnNews:Remembrance day remembered
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12 November 2012
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27
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UnNews:The day the whole world came
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11 November 2012
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26
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UnNews:US to consider Coptic Pope method for 2016 election
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4 November 2012
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25
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UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters
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29 October 2012
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24
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UnNews:Catholic Church set to remove Jimmy Savile's papal knighthood
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27 October 2012
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23
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UnNews:Clark Kent finds sustainable online journalism business model
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26 October 2012
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22
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UnNews:TaTu to reunite after Pussy Riot prison camp decision
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22 October 2012
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21
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UnNews:Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas'
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20 October 2012
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20
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UnNews:Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap
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17 October 2012
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19
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UnNews:An American's guide to Scottish Independence
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16 October 2012
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18
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UnNews:Baumgartner skydive 'was bachelor party prank'
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15 October 2012
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17
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UnNews:Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame
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11 October 2012
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16
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UnNews:FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls
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9 October 2012
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15
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UnNews:Number of gay TV characters "still far behind number of gay actors and producers"
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8 October 2012
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14
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UnNews:Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment
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8 October 2012
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13
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UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final
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7 October 2012
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Yes
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12
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UnNews:Pete Best gets hammered as Love Me Do turns 50
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5 October 2012
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11
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UnNews:California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy
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5 October 2012
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10
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UnNews:Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate
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4 October 2012
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9
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UnNews:The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button
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3 October 2012
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8
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UnNews:Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings'
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3 October 2012
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7
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UnNews:UN establishes worldwide ban on anal sex
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2 October 2012
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6
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UnNews:An American's guide to Jimmy Savile
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2 October 2012
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5
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UnNews:Jeremy Forrest's colleagues make first uneasy jokes
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1 October 2012
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4
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UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target
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30 September 2012
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Yes
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3
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UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds
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26 September 2012
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Yes
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2
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UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation
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25 September 2012
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Yes
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1
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UnNews:Adverts to help Pakistanis distinguish 'several Americans' and 'America'
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21 September 2012
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