UnNews:Queen sends first tweet

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Friday, October 24, 2014
The Queen has sent her first ever tweet while opening an information technology gallery at the Science Museum.

The message, which went out at 12:35am to 724,000 followers of the @BritishMonarchy account, was the following:

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Media experts were quick to praise the Queen. Professional opionista Joanna Corey said, "Almost none of the content on social networks is polite or said with a good heart. The fear for an official account was that it would be bland and artificial.

"But by being foul-mouthed and ignorant, the Queen has shown herself to be a true 21st-century girl."

The Queen's appearance on the social network soon began trending; a number of users threatened to rape her and one claimed he would cut her tits off.

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