UnNews:The new craze - HIV porn
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12 September 2013
A dangerous new sub-genre of porn is sweeping the internet - HIV porn, in which performers are apparently infected with the virus in front of cameras.
The industry has long been criticized for its insistence that its performers forego the use of contraceptives, insisting that its viewers prefer "bareback" action. Now it seems that, in the search for ever more extreme forms of visual stimulation, movie makers have stumbled upon a new turn-on - terminal illness.
One, James Palmer, told UnNews: "If I see a porno, even with a girl I really like, and the guy is wearing a condom, I write a really shitty comment at the bottom and rate it 1 out of 5. I'm sorry, but if that guy [tapping screen] is wearing latex, he's not really 'inside' the girl is he? And neither are those other two guys."
"The first time I saw an HIV picture, where I could see the girl was taking it bareback, and I knew the guy was not just coming inside her, he was also shooting also this poisonous shit inside her and infecting her with a terrifying disease, well, boy, I just jerked and jerked myself into oblivion."
Porn industry expert Joanna Corey told us, "It's a very shocking development. When people first became aware of HIV, I am sure none of them expected it would have such an impact on the porn industry, which has a history of treating its actresses like princesses. And I bet no one thought its horde of masturbating drones would have insisted those same girls take risks they would not take themselves for a million dollars. All just because it "looks hotter"."
See also[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn
- UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms
- UnNews:UN establishes worldwide ban on anal sex
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Leverage "Another Porn Actor Tests Positive for HIV: Should the Porn Industry Have Condom Laws?" Time, September 12, 2013