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2 February 2014

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New research shows that these foods may have waist-shrinking (and consequent health-boosting) properties.

If you want a slimmer stomach - and research shows most Uncyclopedians are fat and housebound - cutting calories and exercising are must-dos. But new research also shows some foods may have waist-shrinking (and consequent health-boosting) properties. Here are 5 tummy tamers to add to your diet.

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