UnTunes:Unwanted Member

A censored version of one of the many, many photos in question.

Unwanted Member is a prescient early rock 'n' roll song recorded by Elvis Presley. Despite being written in 1962, decades before America's young men decided to communicate almost entirely via pictures of their genitals, the song tells the story of a young Presley harassing a woman over social media.

The lyrics were written by Presley himself, who is said to have taken inspiration from his almost obsessive habit of posting photos of his genitals to young female fans. While many of them obliged by meeting him for sex acts (especially girls from the South), Presley focused his attention in the lyrics on one girl who had the pluck to refuse his advances.

Lyrics

Unwanted Member!

Unwanted Member!

I sent a picture to a girl, man

Of my dick and sack

Told her that I was horny

I got a message back

She'd written in it:

"Unwanted member

Best left unshown

Wipe this number

Off your phone

Where are your morals?

What's wrong with chat?"

I write "I'm sorry"

And I send another back

I wrote a message to her mailbox

"You want my special D"?

Bright and early next morning

She emailed back to me

She'd written in it:

"Unwanted member

Best left unshown

Nothing worse than

Random bone"

This time I'm gonna take my cock out

And put it right in her hand

And if the cops come the very next day

Then I'll understand - she doesn't want it

Unwanted member

Best left unshown

Wipe this number

Off your phone

Unwanted member!

Unwanted member!

Unwanted member!

Unwanted member...