UnNews:THIS is the last time, says Weiner

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24 July 2013

Weiner momentarily slipped out of the room while his wife was speaking, possibly to photograph his junk in the restroom and WhatsApp it to a busty blonde.

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has claimed the latest incident involving him sending explicit content to a woman who was not his wife will be "the last time it happens".

Two years after he resigned from Congress for sending lewd photos to a woman on Twitter while his wife was pregnant, Weiner logged onto a sex chat website using the user name Carlos Danger, which has seen his ratings rocket among Latinos in the Big Apple.

Today, at a press conference in Manhattan, Mr Weiner told reporters: "This behavior is behind me. And I don't mean that in a lewd way - that's not a reference to doggy style or anal. I've apologized to my wife, Huma, and I'm grateful that she has worked through these issues with me. And for how she's looked through all my Playboy issues with me. That's been a boon."

"I want to again say how very sorry I am to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages, especially ones in which my spelling or punctuation were poor. Sometimes, when I am masturbating, I type 'u' instead of 'you' and I recognize that for some people that isn't acceptable."

Ms Abedin then took to the podium and said: "Our marriage, like many others, has had its ups and its downs. I used to be an adviser to Hilary Clinton and knowing that my husband has only virtually had his cock sucked over a period of years is a consolation. He has assured me that this is the last time this will happen, and I would like to announce that if anyone wants me, I will be under the name Mrs Danger in Chat Avenue."

Sources

• Leverage, "NY mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner admits more lewd photos" BBC, July 24, 2013