UnNews:Top Google searches show world stupid
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17 December 2013
Search giant and terrifyingly snoopy information collector Google has revealed the most commonly searched terms - demonstrating the world is full of fucking idiots.
Top of the list is "Facebook". Not "why is Facebook making it harder for me to protect my privacy?", not "why can't I delete my Facebook account." Just Facebook. They fucking googled Facebook.
As if this wasn't bad enough, the second most common term was "YouTube". That's YouTube, the website founded in 2005 with about a billion regular viewers, which can be found at youtube.com.
However, without a doubt the most depressing term on the list came in third. "Google". People went to Google. And Googled Google.
IT expert Joanna Corey told us, "Taking into account there will be old people who don't understand how it all works, retards who dribble over the keyboard as they type with just their index finger, and people trying to explode the internet by Googling Google... this is still gobsmacking news."
"It's definitive proof that people should not all be allowed to vote."
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Leverage. "Facebook tops Google searches for UK in 2013" BBC, December 18, 2013