UnNews:Chelsea Clinton names daughter Monica

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Saturday, September 27, 2014


Baby Monica already showing signs of taking after her namesake

Chelsea Clinton has stunned the world by giving birth to a baby girl and naming her Monica, after the woman who sucked her daddy good.

"I always liked the name," said Chelsea, who, because she has the surname Clinton, is most likely to be a presidential candidate in one of the next five elections, along with her mother, Laura Bush, Sarah Palin and Michelle Obama.

"I guess it was the Starr report that really did it for me. I heard Monica's name so much, and it really stuck in my head, if you'll pardon the expression."

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