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17 March 2014

Murdoch has only 16 followers.

An Australian conspiracy theorist is writing his baseless theories on Twitter, in a desperate attempt to find an outlet for his beliefs.

Plucky Rupert Murdoch, a pensioner aged 83, has posted a number of tweets about missing flight MH370 and believes it has been hijacked by Jihadists and flown to Pakistan.

UnNews contacted the man, who has only 16 followers listening to his nonsense. "I really believe these things are true," he told us, "but unfortunately I have no way to disseminate my vision. The world's media is locked up and controlled by Jews, the little man doesn't have a chance."

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