UnNews:This year's Oscar winners
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3 March 2014
Best picture
Winner: That One Picture of Edward Snowden
Best director
Winner: Rob Ford - Mayor of Toronto
Best actor
Winner: Anthony Weiner - Text Scandal 3
Best actress
Winner: Miley Cyrus - Train Wreck
Best supporting actor
Winner: Bradley Chelsea Manning - Dallas Buyers Club
Best supporting actress
Winner: Lupita Nyong'o - Black Actresses Can Be Slaves or Single Moms
Best adapted screenplay
Winner: Why Benghazi was Attacked by US government
Best adapted screenplay
Winner: He touched my basement in the attic by Dylan Farrow.
Best foreign language film
Winner: 12 years a slave (Jive)
Best score
Winner: Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Best visual effects
Winner: Air-brushing of Kim Jong-Un's uncle from all official photos.