UnNews:Lucrative trade run by criminals to be stopped by wall
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
The extremely profitable trafficking of people and drugs on the US-Mexico border, controlled by some of the most-feared gangsters in the world, is set to be stopped by the presence of a wall.
The two illegal activities, which generate millions and millions of dollars/pesos for the types of people who cut people's heads off and put them on top of tortoises, and then make those tortoises walk around with the people's heads on their shells as a warning to their enemies,[1] is now due to grind to a halt thanks to a reasonably high wall.
When we explained the strategy to recently-extradited Mexican drug-lord, Joaquín 'El Chapo'[2] Guzmán Loera, he began hyperventilating and saying, "¿Un MURO? ¡No es posible!" over and over again, before explaining through his translator that, with a wall, "dere iss no way tu pass below, and no way tu pass above".
The several thousand Mexican gangsters who are yet to be arrested are said to be practising on replicas of the wall built in the Mexican badlands[3] but have yet to find any possible way of transporting drugs or people to the other side.
Although the gangsters themselves have refused to explain their injuries, several doctors around Mexico have told UnNews that suspicious numbers of cholos are visiting hospitals with injuries to the face and nose, typical of those sustained by someone running directly into a wall.
Professor Joanna Corey, an expert in Mexican Studies at the University of Minnesota, told us: "What you have to remember is that Mexicans are very, very lazy people. You might think that the prospect of losing a multi-million-dollar trade in smuggling would inspire them to, say, dig tunnels underneath the wall, or catapult drugs over it.
"But no, that's not going to happen. A wall will fix this whole problem."
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- Leverage, "Trump orders wall to be built on Mexico border" BBC, January 25, 2017
