UnNews:Cyrus confirms cunt status
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Miley Cyrus confirmed her status as an utter cunt at this year's MTV VMA awards by asking a "homeless man" to accept an award on her behalf and then pretending to cry.
The singer, who has spent the last couple of years walking around naked and licking things to get attention, rather sensibly chose a male model who had briefly been homeless in the past because he couldn't get modelling work in LA, rather than, say, a crack-riddled schizophrenic who would not be reintegrated into society with nothing more than a tuxedo and shave.
The normally demure MTV viewer Joanna Corey said after the show, "What a fucking cunt. Honestly, what an absolutely fucking cunt. Did you see the way she 'cried' as he was talking on stage?
"I have a message for you Miley: no one inhales and bats their eyelids when they cry like that outside of a fucking Disney channel show.
"Arggggh! Cunt!"
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Leverage, "Mother of Miley Cyrus's homeless VMAs date claims struggling model from Oregon 'wanted to make it on his own'" Daily Mail, October 25 2023
See also[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt
