UnNews:How Harry Potter lost his virginity
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
J.K. Rowling has finally admitted that she did write a passage for the Goblet of Fire in which Harry Potter lost his virginity.
The extract, which has since been released as an independent piece of work named, Harry Potter and the Wobbly Wand, sees the young wizard have a less-than-magical first time with future wife Ginny Weasley.
Readers learn how Potter's wand "didn't work like it did when he was on his own" at the worst possible moment, leading him to tear nervously at the condom packet, and shriek at the unexpectedly long instruction pamphlet.
Then when the act finally began, he was unable to restrain himself in the face of such elysian pleasures, despite all of his best efforts to think of boring games of quidditch.
Indeed, the short nature of the extract - barely lasting two paragraphs - has disappointed some fans who have read rather more detailed and erotic versions in the form of fan fiction over the years.
"The passage is a bit smaller than I had expected," Craig Corey told UnNews. "Which, ironically, was the same thing I said after my first time."
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- Leverage, "J.K. Rowling Shuts Down Another Harry Potter Rumor" Time, April 14, 2015
