UnNews:Renee Zellweger unrecognisable

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Wednesday, October 22, 2014


Rennee as she was known to millions of fans, left, and her new look, right.

Renee Zellweger displayed an astonishingly different look at ELLE's 21st annual Women In Hollywood Awards at the Four Seasons Hotel in California this week.

Onlookers were stunned by the Bridget Jones star's dramatic transformation. Gone were her petite, mousey features and sandy blonde hair. Rennee's new look involves a closely shaven head, and a notably more urban dress style.

Dr Joanna Corey, a cosmetic surgeon in London's Harley Street, told UnNews: "In this day and age, cosmetic surgery is often so subtle that, to the untrained eye, it's almost impossible to notice when someone has had procedures.

"However, with Rennee, there are some telltale signs. Her hairline has been raised a half centimetre, and the gap between her eyes has been reduced slightly. It looks like the bridge of her nose has been narrowed, but at the same time she has had the lower part of her nose widened subtly.

"Plus, she's like totally a black dude now."

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