UnNews:Prince George Christmas pictures released

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

Handsome devil: The young Prince is third in line to the throne.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have released an official Christmas photograph of Prince George.

Prince William and his wife Catherine are releasing the images as a thank you to the media, who have not published any of the paparazzi pictures taken of the prince, whose dashing good looks were already the talk of the kingdom.

Royal expert James Whittaker told UnNews: "What immediately strikes one, upon viewing this gorgeous portrait for the first time, is the obvious sense of their legacy that William and Catherine have. This image follows in a centuries-old tradition of depicting the heir to the throne in an early cherubim state.

"In terms of the babe's features, one can see traces of various members of the Royal Family. He has his mother's nose, the Queen's lips - unmistakably so... his grandfather's eyebrows, and he seems to be stealing his father's hair follicles by the day."

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