UnNews:Entrepreneur brings meth truck to college campuses
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Brody Garner, a 50-year-old entrepreneur, has hit upon a controversial yet lucrative idea - bringing a mobile meth truck to America's college campuses.
Currently, Garner maintains, college students rarely come to his headquarters on a street corner in town, and so he has opted to "bring Mohammed to the mountain", with Mohammed meaning meth.
Why trucks? They can travel around with students throughout the day, meeting students’ meth needs wherever they pop up, says Garner. His business plan involves parking outside the classrooms in the early afternoon for those students who are gagging for a hit as soon as the bell goes, before he moves on to his evening position - outside the dorms for the more conscientious students who wait a few hours before getting off their gourd.
The trucks will help Garner reach a coveted demographic: college-age students love meth. More young adults are “turning to meth, rather than cocaine, as their pick-me-up of choice,” reported NPR. Not just any meth—they want the fancy stuff. In survey of college meth users, 47 percent said they want to purchase a specialty or novelty meth, and Blue was the favorite color of choice.
"I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner," said Garner. "The trucks not only offer me access to established users, I can also appeal to worn out nerds who might not otherwise have Google Mapped 'meth house'.
"That's our message: Need to pull an all-nighter? Come to the meth truck!"
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- Leverage "Starbucks Coffee Trucks Will Follow Zonked College Students Around Campus" Bloomberg, August 21, 2014