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Amongst the catalog of human races surely the most beautifully sickening are the xenopubes. Their enormity is obscured by their deformity; their genius cloaks itself in sleaziness. And vice versa.

They live in an unknown homeland, but may appear unexpectedly in a public washroom, toilet, water-closet, porta-bidet, pissoir, or high hall of government at any time. They wear their trousers backwards, with extra pockets in the crotchets. Their skirts ride down, their knickers ride up, and they whistle bawdy songs. In their language the word for disgusting lust turns out to be marriage. (Full article...)

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