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ATLANTA, Georgia -- Local bully Johnathan "Tombstone" Powers, age 10, was declared the official Bully of the Year this previous Wednesday.

"Tombstone has, this year, performed over a thousand instances of bullying in his local elementary school," quoted Markus Sauer, leader of the Bullying Federation of America. "This amount is unprecedented and came exceptionally close to the world record for bullying. Without a doubt, Tombstone is a role model for all those who will follow in his footsteps. His constant vigilance and attention have left no nerd, dweeb, geek, or fanboy left un-swirlied, not a single loser left without a most severe Indian Burn." (Full article...)

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  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
  • ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
  • ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
  • ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?

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On this day

You are likely to be eaten by a grue

March 1: International Grue Day

  • 1950 - Grues are first discovered living under couch cushions and inside tumble dryers.
  • 1964 - Grue farmers release a whole colony of Grues into the wild, to hunt them for their silky and fragrant hide.
  • 1972 - Louisiana Grue hunter and businessman Phil Robertson invents the Grue Call a whistle which imitates the dulcet mating call of the Grue.
  • 1974 - While protesting the selling of Grue hide, one hippie is accidentally eaten by a Grue. It was a one time thing, they only do that when they're hungry.
  • 1981 - The Grue population enters a rapid decline due to overhunting and a government campaign to vilify the grue.
  • 1999 - The Grue Relations through Understanding and Empathy (GRUE) organization is formed to combat harmful memes about Grues and their supposed danger to society.
  • 2001 - GRUE are all eaten by grues.

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