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From today's featured article 

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According to that one guide I bought at that one place, There is located over there. (Not to be confused with Here or Where.) The population is either very large or very small, depending upon what the population is. The city itself covers either an area the size of a football field or an area the size of the Moon, depending on the day of the week and the wind chill factor. Yeah. Seriously. I read that somewhere. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
  • ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
  • ... that if we used a language without homonyms, a certain type of pun would be impossible, and thereby much gaiety would be lost?
  • ... that I am violently shitting myself right now?
  • ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
  • ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
  • ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
  • ...that the fleshy monstrosity is god and you should become absorbed by it, it will consume all

In the news 

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Hey, it's Google-official! (downs a shot)

Ongoing: The gradual dehydration of Earth • Letterboxd outage • Argentina still refusing to accept defeat at the World Cup • Falklands War 2: Electric Boogaloo • Trump claiming victory in Iran... for, like, the 101st time or something

Recent deaths: A LOT of celebrity deaths in August! 😭 • Rukidi IV • Harald V • Lionel Messi's FIFA career • Victor Miller • Gloria Steinem

Upcoming deaths: PlayStation • Dick Van Dyke • Bitch McTurtleface • Dr. Fauci • Low Tier God • Bruce Campbell in about 5 years

On this day 

I'm gonna' hit that shit all day long, son!

September 7: Electric Bong Day (Poland), Invade Stuff Just for the Hell of It Day (Germany.....and Britain and America and Spain and Japan)

  • 10,000 B.C. - Armed with sticks, rocks, and clods of dirt, first primitive Germanic people invade France. 15 minutes later, the white flag is invented.
  • 355 - Claudius Silvanus, Roman usurper, dies. No more usurping from that guy.
  • 1911 - The first bean bag chair goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1914 - Germany invades Austria, Belgium, France, Serbia, Armenia, Norway, Zaire and South Dakota.
  • 1940 - The Blitz: the German Luftwaffe begins to rain bombs down on London. The Blitz is followed by the Blintz, in which the Luftwaffe rains pastries down on London, including the deadly Luftwaffle.
  • 1945 - Winston Churchill goes snowboarding in Palestine, taking his first holiday after victory in Europe.
  • 1960 - Strange spikes in household electricity use are observed throughout California.
  • 1980 - Mr. Spears invades Mrs. Spears' pants; finds more than he expected.
  • 1992 - Princess Anne is released back into the wild in Africa from captivity.
  • 1996 - Tupac is assassinated by that punkass, Biggie Fats. Country music fans rejoice.
  • 2001 - Luxembourg floated on the New York Stock Exchange. Germany attempts a hostile takeover.
  • 2003 - Parents send their children to invade Michael Jackson's bed, later Sue. And Jane also.
  • 2015 - US invades its own borders claiming the existence of weapons of mass destruction.

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 Something seems to be missing, but everyone is too stoned to care.

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