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OSU! (always spelled with an exclamation point to be overly dramatic) is a fun game for the little niche corner of gamers that like clicking circles to the beat of Jap music and pretending they're Mozart. It is also an aim trainer for anime weebs crafted by supreme leader Dean "peppy" Herbert and the Japanese to help promote weeb propaganda and to hide their war crimes from people from the US through music. The game was released on Windows on September 16, 2007, and was later put on every OS to exist. That's if you can get into the extremely crammed TestFlight for iOS or if 3FPS for circle games is good enough for you on Android. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that the bird is the word? (Pictured)
  • ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
  • ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink?
  • ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
  • ... that in 1933, the Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
  • ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
  • ... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?

In the news 

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"Nyaaah, it's not worthless, mommy, I WANT IT!"

Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Venezuelans unsure whether to freak out or celebrate • Bills Mafia drinking themselves to death • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day

Recent deaths: Brigitte Bardot • Carl Yastrzmski • 2025 • The MetroCard • Stranger Things • Kali • Vecna • The Upside Down • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure • Denver Broncos' and Los Angeles Rams' seasons

Not dead: Eleven

Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • 67% of people trying to understand why 6 of 7 news stories mention "6-7" • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • The Kansas City "Chiefs" • Aaron Rodgers' career • Bills' Super Bowl window

On this day 

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January 28: Kill Baby Hitler Day

  • 1813 - Jane Austen publishes her first novel, "You'll Have to Read This in 9th Grade", is instant bestseller.
  • 1890 - Dozens of time travelers attempt to kill Baby Hitler, are stopped by those same time travelers after finding out world would be much worse.
  • 1922 - The largest snowstorm in American history collapsed the Theater of Underpants, killing 98 people.
  • 1956 - Elvis Presley scandalizes television after going full-frontal on the Ed Sullivan Show.
  • 1965 - A maple leaf accidentally falls on a picture of the newly designed Canadian flag, is accidentally included after photocopies are sent.
  • 1985 - Africans choose to starve rather than benefit from corny "We Are The World" song.
  • 2016 - The CIA develop disease which turn third-world babies into abortions, call it Zika virus, redundant as alcoholism already exists.

Picture of the day

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 Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

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