Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 19

1501 - The de Burghs and Fitzgeralds agree to have a glorious battle in Knockdoe next year.
1502 - Ulick Burke too hung over to remember what day it is; Gerald Fitzgerald "super pissed" that he didn't show up.
1503 - Gerald Fitzgerald too hung over to attend the battle; Ulick Burke calls him a damn hypocrite.
1504 - The Battle of Knockdoe: a bunch of Normans and Irish chop each other to pieces, probably forever altering English history or something.
1919 - Afghanistan gains independence from the United Kingdom, bringing an end to the Second Battle of Knockdoe.
1952 - Jonathan Frakes, actor who portrayed William Riker, born in order to commemorate the 448th anniversary of the Battle of Knockdoe.
1991 - Collapse of the Soviet Union: Mikhail Gorbachev placed under house arrest while watching docudrama about the Battle of Knockdoe.
2005 - Lonely tourist kisses the Blarney Stone, ends up in extended makeout session.
2010 - The parish of Lackagh, former site of the Battle of Knockdoe, found to be infested with stinking drunken Irishmen.

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