Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 6

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August 6: National Wear Glow-in-the-Dark Viking Costumes Day (pictured)

  • 578 - The Vikings discover Glow-in-the-Dark materials long before Colombus.
  • 1945 - The U.S. gives the city of Hiroshima, Japan custom glow-in-the-dark costumes.
  • 1855 - The concept of The Great American Novel is first introduced, when thousands of people traversed the country in covered wagons, contracted dysentary, and felt really good about America.
  • 1945 - United States gets the first ever 25 kill streak on the map of Hiroshima; immediately uses kill streak reward of tactical nuke for the round win.
  • 1998 - A Gay Pride parade in Hoboken, New Jersey is interrupted by an impromptu interior decorating parade proceeding down an intersecting street in what comes to be known by all who participated as "fabulous".
  • 2006 - A 1.5 magnitude earthquake occurs on the Moon. Global warming is promptly blamed for the incident.
  • 2008 - In a major tragedy, aftershocks from a large earthquake in China knock over an American man's glass of water in Cleveland, Ohio.