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This page is a member of the Uncyclopedia Timeline. If an event isn't listed in the timeline, it most likely happened.
Represented here are the time periods from January to December 1998.
- When it was ninety eight
- It was a very good year
- It was a very good year for the Deutsche Bank or Tony Blair
- John Glenn left Earth for a dare
- Which was really kind of great
- In nineteen ninety eight
- When it was ninety eight
- It was a very bad year
- It was a very bad year for people named Lewinski
- Or even Kaczynski
- France's world cup win came not a moment too late
- In nineteen ninety eight
- When it was ninety eight
- It was a lethal year
- It was a lethal year for Jack Lord, Pol Pot and Sonny Bono
- Frank Sinatra and Flo-Jo
- For they each became "the late..."
- In nineteen ninety eight
Events[edit | edit source]
- 1997 is BRUTALLY RAPED by 1998. Twelve months later, 1998 will give birth to a healthy baby 1999.
- Dutch musician Trance is born. He dies the day after.
- The Mario Party comes to power in Italy.
- Scarface: the Musical is released.
- I go to the White House only to find Al Sharpton complaining about it being racist.
- Gluteus Maximus, ruler of Uranus, dies of asphyxiation. He is succeeded by his daughter, Vagina Flatus.
- Jimmy Neutron is considered a good show by pot-smokers everywhere.
- Bill Clinton changes the meaning of the word 'is' to 'is not'.
- Dutch maestro Edgar Davids is born.
- Satan becomes incarnate upon the earth as the Antichrist, and establishes the One World Satanic Government, saying "Lo, one thousand nine hundred ninety-eight is thrice times six hundred sixty-six! And 1998 has three Friday the 13ths in it! My time, at last, has come!" Moments later, His reign of wickedness and debauchery is brought to an untimely end by a falling piano.
- GINO is un-fucking-fortunately born.
- Every good PC game ever is released. Apparently, Fate is smoking three bowls of hash simultaneously.
- The Goo Goo Dolls have their only lasting hits: Iris, and Slide. Don't you feel old, 30-something chick who bobbed her head to those songs in her 1998 Volkswagen Beetle TDI?
- Glenn Close is still alive.
- All your base are belong to Them.
- Jimmy Neutron is considered a bad show after 2 weeks of air time. Pot-smokers everywhere fail to notice.
- Missouri declares its independence on November 24. The rest of the U.S. says "oh, yeah? Show me."
- Raccoon City is destroyed by three cruise missiles and repeated aerial bombardment in an attempt to contain a T-Virus outbreak.
- The United States enjoys its lowest crime rate in 200 years, best economy in 222 years, highest government approval rating in 78 years and lowest unemployment rate in 400 years. Come back, Bill! We miss you! :`(