User:Sir Whizz/bibliography

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“ just want to say that I disagree with most, if not all of this discussion, and frankly, this is just a travesty. If SpongeBob SquarePants doesn't have a template for Season 1, how will the world ever know about what happened in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants? I mean, besides actually watching Season 1 or SpongeBob Squarepants, or visiting http://spongebob.wikia.com/, which is just so ugly, guys. It is the ugliest website I have ever laid eyes upon. When I saw that site, I immediately vomited into my own nose. See what you made me do? This all just makes me sad. It makes me sad.”

~ Random fucking quote

Below are all works of Sir Peasewhizz. Worship them as you would your bible.

  1. A crush on a girl who is not single (Rewrite)
  2. Star.gifAmnesia: The Dark Descent FEATURED 2.10.13
  3. Ancient Aliens (Rewrite) (Star green.gif Quasi-Featured 3.10.13)
  4. Star.gifAssassin's Creed FEATURED 2.4.14
  5. Bad Luck Brian
  6. Battle of Hulao Pass
  7. Battle of Jieqiao
  8. Battle of Xiangyang
  9. Beef stroganoff
  10. Boston Red Sox (with SPIKE)
  11. Cameo appearance
  12. Cao Cao
  13. Car
  14. Darth Maul's Diary
  15. Disenchantment
  16. Star.gifDon't judge a book by its cover FEATURED 4.29.13
  17. Dynasty Warriors (Rewrite)
  18. Star.gifFiresheep (with Nikau and Bizzeebeever) (Star green.gif Quasi-Featured 4.2.13) FEATURED 10.4.14
  19. Fluff (spread)
  20. Friends with Benefits
  21. Galactic bulge
  22. Star.gifGerard Way FEATURED 1.24.13
  23. Green Eggs and Ham (Rewrite)
  24. Gunpowder
  25. Gym Basketball
  26. Star.gifHairy ball theorem (with SPIKE) FEATURED 11.7.12
  27. Halloween (holiday) (Rewrite)
  28. Han Solo
  29. HowTo:Upset the Gods
  30. History of Porn
  31. Star.gifI want a cookie FEATURED 1.17.13
  32. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
  33. Jacoby Ellsbury
  34. Labyrinth (With Mattsnow)
  35. Lice
  36. Lindsay Lohan
  37. Lu Bu
  38. Mila Kunis (With Matthlock)
  39. MORE KITTENS!
  40. Music theory (rewrite)
  41. New York Yankees (rewrite)
  42. Nutella (With SPIKE)
  43. Ohio State University (With MagicBus)
  44. PANIC! at the Disco (With Murder Frog)
  45. Star.gifPerfect Square FEATURED 1.28.13
  46. Pet rock (Rewrite)
  47. Star.gifPhone sex (with Leverage) FEATURED 6.1.13
  48. Puppy (Rewrite)
  49. Queen Anne's Revenge
  50. Qin Shi Huang
  51. Star.gifReasonable doubt FEATURED 4.13.13
  52. Reese's Puffs
  53. Regular Show
  54. Sam's Empire
  55. Samurai Warriors
  56. Speech disfluency
  57. Spice
  58. Starfire (comics)
  59. Suddenly, Slender
  60. The Black Parade
  61. The Virginity Thief
  62. Three Days Grace
  63. Twister (game) (With Aleister, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, and MagicBus)
  64. UnBooks:Ding dong ditching houses (Happy Monkey Competition 2013 Fourth Place)
  65. UnBooks:The Night I Chased Slender
  66. UncycBot Is A Bully (With Frosty and Zombiebaron via IRC)
  67. Uncyclopedia:Check user
  68. Uncyclopedia:Likely to be challenged
  69. Uncyclopedia:You don't need to cite that my dick is big
  70. Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (Rewrite) (Star green.gif Quasi-Featured 3.10.13)
  71. UnDebate:Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
  72. UnNews:A cock in the ass, as the world doesn't end
  73. UnNews:Cop offered crack by local dumbass
  74. UnNews:Cubs hire Joe Maddon
  75. UnNews:Emma Stone spoils all of the Amazing Spider-Man sequel
  76. UnNews:Evil scientist arrested, confesses evil doings
  77. UnNews:"Fuck" is the new TV show title style
  78. UnNews:Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China
  79. UnNews:Kim Kardashian Starts Rebellion Over Milkshakes in Bahrain
  80. UnNews:My Chemical Romance is racist
  81. UnNews:My guitar solo isn't fresh enough
  82. UnNews:New law in California has man jailed for "revenge porn"
  83. UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers
  84. UnNews:Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
  85. UnNews:Nobody gives two shits that the world ends in one week
  86. UnNews:Robin Williams commits seppuku
  87. UnNews:Russia hits meteor with the force of 30 Hiroshima bombs
  88. UnNews:Sony fears that the PlayStation 4 will disappoint
  89. UnNews:Teen allegedly shoots parents, siblings; blood everywhere
  90. UnNews:Today's music is so horrible, I need to go to counseling
  91. UnNews:U.S. judge strikes out the age rules for the "morning-after" pill
  92. UnPoetia:Ban Patrol Song
  93. Unscripts:How To Get Your Friends To Stop Calling You Gay
  94. UnTunes:InFamous Last Words
  95. Vine
  96. Wikipedia is not Wikipedia
  97. Willy Wonka (Rewrite)
  98. Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
  99. Star.gifWhy?:Your cat died FEATURED 12.13.12
  100. Star.gifYellow Turban Rebellion FEATURED 12.27.12

My Features[edit]

Below is a list of featured content that was written/rewritten by me. Whatever necessary is included next to them. The feature date is also included. The score is also included. In order of date featured.

2012[edit]

2012 Total Features: 2.5

  1. Hairy ball theorem
    FEATURED NOVEMBER 7TH, 2012
    Written by Me and SPIKE
    11/2
  2. Why?:Your cat died
    FEATURED DECEMBER 13TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    15/1
  3. Yellow Turban Rebellion
    FEATURED DECEMBER 27TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    9/0

2013[edit]

2013 Total Features: 6.5

  1. I want a cookie
    FEATURED JANUARY 17TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/0
  2. Gerard Way
    FEATURED JANUARY 24TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/1
  3. Perfect Square
    FEATURED JANUARY 28TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/1
  4. Amnesia: The Dark Descent
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 10TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/4
  5. Reasonable doubt
    FEATURED APRIL 13TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    8.5/0
  6. Don't judge a book by its cover
    FEATURED APRIL 29TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    12/5
  7. Phone sex
    FEATURED JUNE 1ST, 2013
    Written by Me and Leverage
    8/0

2014[edit]

2014 Total Features: 1

  1. Assassin's Creed
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 3RD, 2014
    Written by Me
    9/0