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“ just want to say that I disagree with most, if not all of this discussion, and frankly, this is just a travesty. If SpongeBob SquarePants doesn't have a template for Season 1, how will the world ever know about what happened in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants? I mean, besides actually watching Season 1 or SpongeBob Squarepants, or visiting http://spongebob.wikia.com/, which is just so ugly, guys. It is the ugliest website I have ever laid eyes upon. When I saw that site, I immediately vomited into my own nose. See what you made me do? This all just makes me sad. It makes me sad.”

~ Random fucking quote
  1. A crush on a girl who is not single (Rewrite)
  2. Star.gifAmnesia: The Dark Descent FEATURED 2.10.13
  3. Ancient Aliens (Rewrite) (Star green.gif Quasi-Featured 3.10.13)
  4. Star.gifAssassin's Creed FEATURED 2.4.14
  5. Bad Luck Brian
  6. Battle of Hulao Pass
  7. Battle of Jieqiao
  8. Battle of Xiangyang
  9. Beef stroganoff
  10. Boston Red Sox (with SPIKE)
  11. Cameo appearance
  12. Cao Cao
  13. Car
  14. Claire Redfield
  15. Darth Maul's Diary
  16. Disenchantment
  17. Star.gifDon't judge a book by its cover FEATURED 4.29.13
  18. Dynasty Warriors (Rewrite)
  19. Star.gifFiresheep (with Nikau and Bizzeebeever) (Star green.gif Quasi-Featured 4.2.13) FEATURED 10.4.14
  20. Fluff (spread)
  21. Friends with Benefits
  22. Galactic bulge
  23. Star.gifGerard Way FEATURED 1.24.13
  24. Green Eggs and Ham (Rewrite)
  25. Gunpowder
  26. Gym Basketball
  27. Halloween (holiday) (Rewrite)
  28. Han Solo
  29. HowTo:Upset the Gods
  30. History of Porn
  31. Star.gifI want a cookie FEATURED 1.17.13
  32. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
  33. Jacoby Ellsbury
  34. Labyrinth (With Mattsnow)
  35. Lice
  36. Lindsay Lohan
  37. Lu Bu
  38. MORE KITTENS!
  39. Music theory (rewrite)
  40. New York Yankees (rewrite)
  41. Nutella (With SPIKE)
  42. Ohio State University (With MagicBus)
  43. PANIC! at the Disco (With Murder Frog)
  44. Star.gifPerfect Square FEATURED 1.28.13
  45. Pet rock (Rewrite)
  46. Star.gifPhone sex (with Leverage) FEATURED 6.1.13
  47. Puppy (Rewrite)
  48. Queen Anne's Revenge
  49. Star.gifQin Shi Huang FEATURED 1.25.15
  50. Star.gifReasonable doubt FEATURED 4.13.13
  51. Reese's Puffs
  52. Regular Show
  53. Samurai Warriors
  54. Speech disfluency
  55. Spice
  56. Suddenly, Slender
  57. The Black Parade
  58. The Virginity Thief
  59. Three Days Grace
  60. Twister (game) (With Aleister, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, and MagicBus)
  61. UnBooks:Ding dong ditching houses (Happy Monkey Competition 2013 Fourth Place)
  62. UnBooks:The Night I Chased Slender
  63. UncycBot Is A Bully (With Frosty and Zombiebaron via IRC)
  64. Uncyclopedia:Check user
  65. Uncyclopedia:Likely to be challenged
  66. Uncyclopedia:You don't need to cite that my dick is big
  67. Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (Rewrite) (Star green.gif Quasi-Featured 3.10.13)
  68. UnDebate:Is it the size of the ship or the motion in the ocean?
  69. UnNews:A cock in the ass, as the world doesn't end
  70. UnNews:Cop offered crack by local dumbass
  71. UnNews:Cubs hire Joe Maddon
  72. UnNews:Emma Stone spoils all of the Amazing Spider-Man sequel
  73. UnNews:Evil scientist arrested, confesses evil doings
  74. UnNews:"Fuck" is the new TV show title style
  75. UnNews:Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China
  76. UnNews:Kim Kardashian Starts Rebellion Over Milkshakes in Bahrain
  77. UnNews:My guitar solo isn't fresh enough
  78. UnNews:New law in California has man jailed for "revenge porn"
  79. UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers
  80. UnNews:Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
  81. UnNews:Nobody gives two shits that the world ends in one week
  82. UnNews:Robin Williams commits seppuku
  83. UnNews:Russia hits meteor with the force of 30 Hiroshima bombs
  84. UnNews:Sony fears that the PlayStation 4 will disappoint
  85. UnNews:Teen allegedly shoots parents, siblings; blood everywhere
  86. UnNews:Today's music is so horrible, I need to go to counseling
  87. UnNews:U.S. judge strikes out the age rules for the "morning-after" pill
  88. UnPoetia:Ban Patrol Song
  89. Unscripts:How To Get Your Friends To Stop Calling You Gay
  90. UnTunes:InFamous Last Words
  91. Vine
  92. Wikipedia is not Wikipedia
  93. Willy Wonka (Rewrite)
  94. Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work
  95. Star.gifWhy?:Your cat died FEATURED 12.13.12
  96. Star.gifYellow Turban Rebellion FEATURED 12.27.12

My Features[edit | edit source]

Below is a list of featured content that was written/rewritten by me. Whatever necessary is included next to them. The feature date is also included. The score is also included. In order of date featured.

2012[edit | edit source]

2012 Total Features: 2

  1. Why?:Your cat died
    FEATURED DECEMBER 13TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    15/1
  2. Yellow Turban Rebellion
    FEATURED DECEMBER 27TH, 2012
    Written by Me
    9/0

2013[edit | edit source]

2013 Total Features: 6.5

  1. I want a cookie
    FEATURED JANUARY 17TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/0
  2. Gerard Way
    FEATURED JANUARY 24TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/1
  3. Perfect Square
    FEATURED JANUARY 28TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    11/1
  4. Amnesia: The Dark Descent
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 10TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    13/4
  5. Reasonable doubt
    FEATURED APRIL 13TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    8.5/0
  6. Don't judge a book by its cover
    FEATURED APRIL 29TH, 2013
    Written by Me
    12/5
  7. Phone sex
    FEATURED JUNE 1ST, 2013
    Written by Me and Leverage
    8/0

2014[edit | edit source]

2014 Total Features: 1.5

  1. Assassin's Creed
    FEATURED FEBRUARY 3RD, 2014
    Written by Me
    9/0
  2. Firesheep
    FEATURED OCTOBER 4, 2014
    Written by Me, Nikau, and Bizzeebeever
    10/1

2015[edit | edit source]

2015 Total Features: 1

  1. Qin Shi Huang
    FEATURED JANUARY 25TH, 2015
    Written by Me
    7/0

2017[edit | edit source]

2017 Total Features: 1

  1. PANIC! at the Disco
    FEATURED MARCH 9TH, 2017
    Written by Me
    6/1
    (Top 10 2017)