User:Turb0-Sunrise/Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center

This is a place for discussing hurricanes in the North Atlantic and Eastern Pacific basins. Subpages for other basins might be created. I dunno.

Our equipment consists of Al Gore and Steinbrenner in a cage in our basement. Nothing else. Maybe Wikipedia and the NHC website.

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Current Threat Level

Threat Level	Dial
(Fenway) Green
Yellow
Forange.
Red
Maroon
Perple
Black
Grue

Positions

Orded by power, Highest to lowest. Your position's powers will be named in a talk page message to you on promotion.

Head Meteorologist: Turb0-Sunrise

Deputy Head Meteorologist:

Comrade Climate Change Denier: Mister X-mas

Tropical Wave Locator(s):

Basic Meteorologists:

Interns:Not Mike, Hockey salmon

Lieutenant Obvious: Two stupid letters

Userbox:

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center.

Specialists

People specializing in either side of the cyclone.

Atlantic Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise, MrX, Not Mike, Two stupid letters

Pacific Specialists:

Dual Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise

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~not mike (atlantic specialist and intern (preferably paid))

--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:01, 9 August 2025 (UTC) (tomato watch)

Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 15:56, 20 May 2026 (UTC) (lieutenant obvious (captain was already taken))

The Dropsonde

A place for questions or comments about hurricanes, the Center, or formatting.

Atlantic

General Discussion

long over-fucking-due archive Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:59, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

*archibe Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 15:41, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

i didn't ask Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:58, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

but i still answered :D Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 16:10, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

PTC One

what the fuck is a PTC noaa Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:18, 16 June 2026 (UTC)

potential tropical cyclone Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 18:24, 16 June 2026 (UTC)

when the hell did this come along Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:40, 16 June 2026 (UTC)

ah dunno. seems reasonable to update the risk level to yellow if youre in da souf Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 18:42, 16 June 2026 (UTC)

As TS Arthur

HERE WE FUCKING GO BOYS Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:06, 17 June 2026 (UTC)

Arthur is lowk a soy name for a storm just sayin Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 21:07, 17 June 2026 (UTC)

not my fault it's the same name list as BOTH the 2005 AND 2020 seasons Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:38, 17 June 2026 (UTC)

!!!!!!!!!!! danger level is def up, we've got 3 casualties so far and nearly 20 million under a flood watch, not to mention some FIFA parties got canceled. certified  Forange. level threat !!!!!!!!!! Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 12:07, 18 June 2026 (UTC)

that bitch is still """"""""""""""""""remnants"""""""""""""""""" out there over the midwest... Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:44, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

kinda surprised it didnt hit me up in the mid/upper-east coast area. Arthur is a confirmed pussy with only 4 casualties and a weak $100 mil of damage. Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 15:05, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

shit my bad it's over georgia and south carolina but still Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:12, 19 June 2026 (UTC)

TS Bertha

we got another one! Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:01, 21 July 2026 (UTC)

Pacific

TS Amanda

Peak intensity of 40 mph, 1006 mbar

Oh look at me, I checked a wobsite. --Fish on skates 16:33, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

hmmm, as per my title, i can indeed surmise that Amanda is a tropical storm Metal Kitten っ◔◡◔)っ 16:40, 4 June 2026 (UTC)

TS Fausto

Peak intensity of 70 mph, 994 mbar

I checked the wobsite again! --Fish on skates 01:17, 21 July 2026 (UTC)