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This is a place for discussing hurricanes in the North Atlantic and Eastern Pacific basins. Subpages for other basins might be created. I dunno.

Our equipment consists of Al Gore and Steinbrenner in a cage in our basement. Nothing else. Maybe Wikipedia and the NHC website.

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Current Threat Level[edit | edit source]

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Positions[edit | edit source]

Orded py power, Highest to lowest. Your position's powers will be named in a talk page message to you on promotion.

Head Meteorologist: Turb0-Sunrise

Deputy Head Meteorologist:

Comrade Climate Change Denier: Mister X-mas

Tropical Wave Locator(s):

Basic Meteorologists:

Interns:Not Mike, Hockey salmon



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Specialists[edit | edit source]

People specializing in either side of the cyclone.

Atlantic Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise, MrX, Not Mike

Pacific Specialists:

Dual Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise

Want to Join?[edit | edit source]

Put your sig and position below. If you want a custom position, I will decide the level of authority.

~not mike (atlantic specialist and intern)

--Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 00:01, 9 August 2025 (UTC) (tomato watch)

The Dropsonde[edit | edit source]

A place for questions or comments about hurricanes, the Center, or formatting.


Atlantic[edit | edit source]

General Discussion[edit | edit source]

Removing the section on Dexter was my 1000th edit. Thanks for the fun Sun-asplode.gifThe Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif UHC 18:27, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

hello hi good day will this destroy Florida? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:55, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Is that a Destroy Florida reference? --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 18:52, 15 August 2025 (UTC)

Depressions[edit | edit source]

Tropical Storm Fernand[edit | edit source]

60 MPH, 1000 mbar as of last advisory

Invest AL90 has a 100% chance of developing in the next 48 hours. That's why it's here. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 17:21, 23 August 2025 (UTC)

And now it's here. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 23:05, 23 August 2025 (UTC)

Pacific[edit | edit source]

General Discussion[edit | edit source]

You may be wondering why Henriette isn't in "Depressions." Well, it's forecasted to re-intensify Sun-asplode.gifThe Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif UHC 10:26, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

Depressions[edit | edit source]

TS Juliette[edit | edit source]

45 MPH, 1003 mbar as of last advisory[edit | edit source]