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This is a place for discussing hurricanes in the North Atlantic and Eastern Pacific basins. Subpages for other basins might be created. I dunno.

Our equipment consists of Al Gore and Steinbrenner in a cage in our basement. Nothing else. Maybe Wikipedia and the NHC website.

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Current Threat Level[edit | edit source]

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Positions[edit | edit source]

Orded py power, Highest to lowest. Your position's powers will be named in a talk page message to you on promotion.

Head Meteorologist: Turb0-Sunrise

Deputy Head Meteorologist:

Comrade Climate Change Denier: Mister X-mas

Tropical Wave Locator(s):

Basic Meteorologists:

Interns:Not Mike, Hockey salmon



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Specialists[edit | edit source]

People specializing in either side of the cyclone.

Atlantic Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise, MrX, Not Mike

Pacific Specialists:

Dual Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise

Want to Join?[edit | edit source]

Put your sig and position below. If you want a custom position, I will decide the level of authority.

~not mike (atlantic specialist and intern (preferably paid))

--Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 00:01, 9 August 2025 (UTC) (tomato watch)

The Dropsonde[edit | edit source]

A place for questions or comments about hurricanes, the Center, or formatting.


Atlantic[edit | edit source]

General Discussion[edit | edit source]

Removing the section on Dexter was my 1000th edit. Thanks for the fun Sun-asplode.gifThe Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif UHC 18:27, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

hello hi good day will this destroy Florida? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:55, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Is that a Destroy Florida reference? --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 18:52, 15 August 2025 (UTC)

Depressions[edit | edit source]

Hurricane Gabrielle[edit | edit source]

i dont wanna check but 140 mph[edit | edit source]

Damn it! Bermuda's fucked now Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 12:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)

Oh no! That's where shorts come from! --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 19:06, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
The shorts are saved, however. It's curving east. Man, the Cabo Verdes have a 1-2 count. Erin went wide, Fernand missed everything, and it looks like Gabby's gonna be a swing and a miss Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 19:39, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Yay, now I can feed my cat all the shorts I want! --Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif 22:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
FUCKDAMNIT! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 22:43, 21 September 2025 (UTC)

MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKER! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 14:24, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

COME ON! Welp, the Azores are fucked to shit. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Yell at me)Sun-asplode.gif 21:28, 22 September 2025 (UTC)

Hurricane Humberto[edit | edit source]

OH COME ON! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 00:44, 25 September 2025 (UTC) DAMN IT! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PEAK SEASON AT PEAK SEASON! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 13:37, 27 September 2025 (UTC)

Hey Humberto, where the f*ck is my money at? -not mike

Uhh absolutely nowhere. it whiffed. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(YANKEES SUCK!)Sun-asplode.gif 11:59, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
Oh well, whoopee, I guess, now I gotta wait another 6 years unless Imelda or Possibly Jerry can get it. -not mike

TS Imelda[edit | edit source]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 22:24, 26 September 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates:@Not Mike:@MrX: WE HAVE A DOUBLE FUCK YOU FOR BERMUDA! Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 12:35, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
  • well this is unfair, why don't i get to be hit by a hurricane? -not mike
Fish's cats are going to starve. We have a code grue. Sun-asplode.gifTurb0-SunriseSun-asplode.gif(Talk to me, Goose!)Sun-asplode.gif 20:33, 29 September 2025 (UTC)

Pacific[edit | edit source]

General Discussion[edit | edit source]

You may be wondering why Henriette isn't in "Depressions." Well, it's forecasted to re-intensify Sun-asplode.gifThe Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise Sun-asplode.gif (LETS GO RED SOX) Sun-asplode.gif UHC 10:26, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

Depressions[edit | edit source]