User:Turb0-Sunrise/Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center
This is a place for discussing hurricanes in the North Atlantic and Eastern Pacific basins. Subpages for other basins might be created. I dunno.
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Current Threat Level[edit | edit source]
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Positions[edit | edit source]
Orded py power, Highest to lowest. Your position's powers will be named in a talk page message to you on promotion.
Head Meteorologist: Turb0-Sunrise
Deputy Head Meteorologist:
Comrade Climate Change Denier: Mister X-mas
Tropical Wave Locator(s):
Basic Meteorologists:
Interns:Not Mike, Hockey salmon
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Specialists[edit | edit source]
People specializing in either side of the cyclone.
Atlantic Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise, MrX, Not Mike
Pacific Specialists:
Dual Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise
Want to Join?[edit | edit source]
Put your sig and position below. If you want a custom position, I will decide the level of authority.
~not mike (atlantic specialist and intern)
--Fish on skates 00:01, 9 August 2025 (UTC) (tomato watch)
The Dropsonde[edit | edit source]
A place for questions or comments about hurricanes, the Center, or formatting.
Atlantic[edit | edit source]
General Discussion[edit | edit source]
Removing the section on Dexter was my 1000th edit. Thanks for the fun The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 18:27, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
- hello hi good day will this destroy Florida? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:55, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- Is that a Destroy Florida reference? --Fish on skates
18:52, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- Is that a Destroy Florida reference? --Fish on skates
Depressions[edit | edit source]
Tropical Storm Fernand[edit | edit source]
60 MPH, 1000 mbar as of last advisory
Invest AL90 has a 100% chance of developing in the next 48 hours. That's why it's here. Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
17:21, 23 August 2025 (UTC)
And now it's here. Turb0-Sunrise
(Yell at me)
23:05, 23 August 2025 (UTC)
Pacific[edit | edit source]
General Discussion[edit | edit source]
You may be wondering why Henriette isn't in "Depressions." Well, it's forecasted to re-intensify The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise
(LETS GO RED SOX)
UHC 10:26, 9 August 2025 (UTC)