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This is a place for discussing hurricanes in the North Atlantic and Eastern Pacific basins. Subpages for other basins might be created. I dunno.
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Positions[edit | edit source]
Orded py power, Highest to lowest. Your position's powers will be named in a talk page message to you on promotion.
Head Meteorologist: Turb0-Sunrise
Deputy Head Meteorologist:
Comrade Climate Change Denier: Mister X-mas
Tropical Wave Locator(s):
Basic Meteorologists:
Interns:Not Mike, Hockey salmon
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Specialists[edit | edit source]
People specializing in either side of the cyclone.
Atlantic Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise, MrX, Not Mike
Pacific Specialists:
Dual Specialists: Turb0-Sunrise
Want to Join?[edit | edit source]
Put your sig and position below. If you want a custom position, I will decide the level of authority.
~not mike (atlantic specialist and intern (preferably paid))
--Fish on skates 
00:01, 9 August 2025 (UTC) (tomato watch)
The Dropsonde[edit | edit source]
A place for questions or comments about hurricanes, the Center, or formatting.
Atlantic[edit | edit source]
General Discussion[edit | edit source]
Removing the section on Dexter was my 1000th edit. Thanks for the fun 
The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 18:27, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
- hello hi good day will this destroy Florida? 168.11.96.2 (talk) 16:55, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- Is that a Destroy Florida reference? --Fish on skates
18:52, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- Is that a Destroy Florida reference? --Fish on skates
Depressions[edit | edit source]
Hurricane Gabrielle[edit | edit source]
i dont wanna check but 140 mph[edit | edit source]
Damn it! Bermuda's fucked now Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 12:44, 17 September 2025 (UTC)
- Oh no! That's where shorts come from! --Fish on skates 19:06, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- The shorts are saved, however. It's curving east. Man, the Cabo Verdes have a 1-2 count. Erin went wide, Fernand missed everything, and it looks like Gabby's gonna be a swing and a miss
Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 19:39, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- Yay, now I can feed my cat all the shorts I want! --Fish on skates 22:13, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
- FUCKDAMNIT! Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 22:43, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
- FUCKDAMNIT!
- Yay, now I can feed my cat all the shorts I want! --Fish on skates
- The shorts are saved, however. It's curving east. Man, the Cabo Verdes have a 1-2 count. Erin went wide, Fernand missed everything, and it looks like Gabby's gonna be a swing and a miss
MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKER! Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 14:24, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
- COME ON! Welp, the Azores are fucked to shit. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 21:28, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
Hurricane Humberto[edit | edit source]
OH COME ON! Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 00:44, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
DAMN IT! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PEAK SEASON AT PEAK SEASON! Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 13:37, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
Hey Humberto, where the f*ck is my money at? -not mike
- Uhh absolutely nowhere. it whiffed. Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 11:59, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
- Oh well, whoopee, I guess, now I gotta wait another 6 years unless Imelda or Possibly Jerry can get it. -not mike
TS Imelda[edit | edit source]
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 22:24, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates:@Not Mike:@MrX: WE HAVE A DOUBLE FUCK YOU FOR BERMUDA! Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 12:35, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- well this is unfair, why don't i get to be hit by a hurricane? -not mike
- Fish's cats are going to starve. We have a code grue. Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 20:33, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- Fish's cats are going to starve. We have a code grue.
TS Jerry[edit | edit source]
Damn it, Jerry! 
KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston . 22:47, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
GET ME MY F*CKING MONEY, JERRY. (or at least mail it to me) -not mike
update: we're all good now, jerry mailed me the money. -not mike
Subtrop Storm Karen[edit | edit source]
KAAAAAAAAAAREN! no, but why the FUCK is it almost at the same latitude as ENGLAND. KUN Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:26, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
oh cool, did jerry bring his little sister? -not mike
TS Melissa[edit | edit source]
Yet another. π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 14:58, 21 October 2025 (UTC)
- Jamaica's screwed, mon! π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 15:51, 23 October 2025 (UTC)- Son of a BITCHFUCK! π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 21:05, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- Son of a BITCHFUCK! π»CUN Turb0-
Pacific[edit | edit source]
General Discussion[edit | edit source]
You may be wondering why Henriette isn't in "Depressions." Well, it's forecasted to re-intensify The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 10:26, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
