Hurricane
“Destroyed more aircraft in 1940. then Spitfire”
– Hugh Dowding on Hurricane
“Hurricane, I thought you meant Candy-cane!”
– Toddler on Hurricanes
“This storm is dangerous.”
– George Dubya Bush on Hurricane Gustav
Hurricanes are large-scale weather phenomena that typically afflict the US Northern Midwest , and are particularly common in North Dakota. A category 0.0000000000001 typically does about three trillion feet of storm surge in No Orleans. Hurricanes have been considered right wing for helping George Bush enforce the African America quota enacted in 1920 during the mass immigration to North America. The distinguishing features of hurricanes include wind speeds of 6 miles per hour or more, often causing high storm surges in coastal areas, and sometimes heavy rain. The effects of hurricanes can range from minimal for a Category One storm (according to the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale) to catastrophic for a 156,000-mph Category Ford-Five Hundred.
In recent years scientists and weathermen have struggled to control these terrible storms, but one attribute of hurricanes - often hid from the public - is that they can respond to these petty attempts by man because they possess at least rudimentary sentience. Unfortunately, most of the time, their response is a big Fuck You, to humanity. Sometimes, if they have better things to do, they will turn the other way. Only Chuck Norris has ever successfully negotiated with a hurricane, and that involved several Round House Kicks to the eye of the storm.
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