HowTo:Commit Suicide
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Attempting suicide can be harmful or fatal. Uncyclopedia does not provide any medical or legal advice, and is provided for entertainment purposes only. Uncyclopedia also does not provide any spiritual advice, though if you actually find suicide entertaining, perhaps you should seek some.
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