User:Not Mike

"Who is Not Mike?", I don't hear you shout. What you should really be asking is who isn't Not Mike. Well, Not Mike could be anyone except Mike. He could be Jeff, he could be Ian, he could be Mark, heck, he could even be Catherine (although that would be a bit confusing), but he couldn't be Mike, he's certainly not Mike.

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Anyway, Not Mike has been responsible for the following atrocites:

• Writing about "Not Really Klay World" and its resident, Robert.
• Writing about the Skylab 4 Ghosts (ooh, spooky!)
• Writing about Mikes even though it would've made more sense to get Mike to do it
• I'll probably write about Spaghetti Plants in like a few weeks or something*
• Probably Writing about The Fake Slim Shady in the future*
• Writing about Skylabbing in the future?* Actually, no, that's not a good idea.
• And her'es where I come up with ideas for this stuff
• That's it

Ok, y'know what, I'm too lazy to write the rest of this, write it yourself.

*assuming someone doesn't do them before me