User talk:Not Mike

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Message me on my talk page about what position you want to be, what basin you want to specialize in (Atlantic, Pacific, or both) and that's it!

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Because you don't know about userboxes, I'm going to bother @OPOSSUM: to tell you. --The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 01:20, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

User boxes are rectangular "templates" that you can put on your user page like this:

This user is a ninja and is sometimes black, sometimes white.

This user is a complete, irredeemable hobgoblin. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and freeze at a guillotine.

 This user believes in, or  might possibly be, Sasquatch.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:08, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

alright, well how do i put them on a page? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Not Mike (talk • contribs)

You write {{example in the place you want to put it, and replace the "example" with the name of the template you wanna add. 18:25, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Mikes article

Hey so first off you should try to not be very vain in your article, since that pretty much breaks UN:VAIN. Tbf there are many examples of articles where vanity has been allowed for a number of reasons, but most of the time it's allowed because the user that made said article has been around in the wiki for enough time to be recognized by the rest of the community, and thus it can count as an in-joke within the wiki. Sadly I'd argue you haven't been around enough for that to happen tho, so I doubt your vanity will be looked over that easily. Moreover, you can only make so many jokes of how the user that wrote the article on "Mikes" is literally called "Not Mike" before the joke feels kinda repetitive and dull.

My suggestion is that you read HTBFANJS so that you improve the quality of the article somewhat. Also mentioning that the article has been put through ICU, although might be funny in some contexts, doesn't really seem to fit with the rest of the article; considering it's about "Mikes". You should also work on that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:47, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

ok, thanks for telling me how to at least try to have humor, i'll attempt to improve the mikes article --Not Mike (talk) 22:37, 8 August 2025 (UTC)