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I made those templates for you

Here you go my man:

This user is a fan of the Boston Bruins

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This user is a fan of the New England Patriots

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 04:47, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

GIF request

Can somebody make a gif of a sun rising and exploding for my sig? @Alula: @OPOSSUM: you guys are the only people i know with gifs in your sigs, if you created them, could one of you? if you didnt, who did? --your favorite moron, User:Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 21:59, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

because nobody responded, @Alula: @OPOSSUM: --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) (Become an FBI agent!) 14:40, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

OK, I'lll try to make the gif. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:42, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:42, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

better than i ever expected. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise trash my edits. you better do it) 15:48, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Glad that you actually like it! I was really worried that I'd deleted this little gif. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:49, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I'm considering starting a cookie business.

dibs on ceo. what are we doing for the name @OPOSSUM: --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise trash my edits. you better do it) 16:09, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I probably shouldn't be the CEO, but I think we could call ourselves, uhhh... the Forced Snacking Corps. All must gobble till their bellies wobble! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:22, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

if you're not ceo... and i'm not ceo, and Istanbul is somewhere in this *points at map* general area... THEN WHO'S THE CEO!?! --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:25, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Gergdown! Or possibly Fenris. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:31, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

let's say Fenris for now.--Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:31, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

*maniacal laughter* (By the way, Turb0, welcome to the Empire.)  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:37, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: that one message gave me 7 notifications --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits) 20:25, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Why?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:28, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

No clue. Might have been you editing the original message 6 times. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits) 20:29, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

UHC

I guess the position that would suit me best is Comrade Climate Change Denier. I'll spend most of my time reminding Libtards that Elon Musk has done more to combat climate change than anyone else and the rest of my time reminding Contards that climate change is real and can be mitigated and that the public will get behind reasonable measures to do so once they pull their Grand Old Heads out of their Grand Old Asses. MrX blow me 15:20, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Oh and I live in California, so according to Stanford and UC Berkeley I'm Atlantic. MrX blow me 15:22, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Don't forget that BU has many of the same scientists. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:23, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

can i join your uncyclopedia whatever-the-fudgesicle-it-is center

i would like to join please and can i be a... intern, preferrably

i can specialize in the atlantic, i don't live near the pacific

also did you move the mikes page i made? (not that i care that much, mainly curious)

Not yet, but I'm about to. Also you can join, the userbox is in the page.

what's a userbox? (sorry, i don't really know much about this stuff)

A thing you put on your userpage. 95% of them are useless. I would look at Uncyclopedia:UBX The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 01:09, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

business offer

@DaniPine3:@Alula:@L10nM4st3r: I will be the block guinea pig for you guys. --The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:40, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of basically forever (or until Jussie Smollett comes clean) for nominating the Main Page for VFH. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop nominating the Main Page for VFH. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 16:22, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Alright Jussie Smollett still hasn't come clean. However apparently most people do in fact realize that he's guilty as hell, so I guess that's good enough. Do not nominate the Main Page for VFH. If you nominate the Main Page for VFH in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. Thank you. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:26, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

a subject

I'll have you know that my edits are cold, calculated and strike down this site, putting fear in the minds of the other comedy writers who strive to be just as great as me.. it takes such sweet time for such an intelligent person like me to make a dense, epic edit that changes the whole entire playing field of this website!!?'.,;' It's not like I don't actively try to look at this website dai- oh, it's been more than a week since you posted that. Uh.. disregard this message.

P.S. GO DODGERS(but the yankees DO suck!) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Somebetterusername (talk • contribs)

And who did the Dodgers lose to last night? MrX blow me 12:18, 12 August 2025 (UTC)

The Angels. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 13:19, 12 August 2025 (UTC)

hey so uh...

i saw you decided to join the university of moccasinia. just wanna tell you the owner of it got banned for six months, so unless he suddenly gets unbanned, you ain't getting any form of moccasinian education. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:23, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

well, alula's being a snail with featuring hamsters, so i have nothing at all to do. Unless you want to help me with my lord of the rings thing. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 01:27, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

Congrunlatis!!!

congratulations on making a featured article!! you've done something in one month that i've never done in my 8-month career here... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:22, 15 August 2025 (UTC)

apparently you can add this to your userpage now:

gergdown, eh (talk) 16:39, 15 August 2025 (UTC)

Congrats!

Congratulations,

Turb0-Sunrise!

You're fan fave in season 👞 of

Uncyclopedia Survivor!

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:11, 29 August 2025 (UTC)

Blocked again

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 31 seconds for politely asking not to be joke blocked for longer than 30 seconds. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop politely asking not to be joke blocked for longer than 30 seconds. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 20:27, 30 August 2025 (UTC)

Blocked once again

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1000 millenia for nomming QVFD for QVFD. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop nomming QVFD for QVFD. Thaaanks! -- 19:17, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: It has me blocked for a whole day?? Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 21:17, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

No, i unblocked you manually since the expiration date was set to the year 3162, which is not in 1000 millenia. Also, don't nominate QVFD for QVFD, we don't want joke nominations in there generally. 21:26, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

Got it. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 21:27, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

Pittsburgh Steelers

If you're planning to create an article on them, just click the link at the top of the NFL page to take you to the source for Pittsburgh Steelers, then replace the redirect with your article. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:05, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

Coastline Paradox

i don't actually think this article is that bad to qvfd it. sure, it's short, but it actually made me and another user laugh. that's just my opinion though.

the joke is, the coastline paradox is something so counter-intuitive, and something so confusing, it had to be classified as a SCP entity.

that's just my opinion though. gergdown, eh (talk) 19:03, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

you may have mispelled my username lol.. yours truly, Fuckinging :3 19:15, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

what do you mean. gergdown, eh (talk) 19:25, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

must've been the wind! yours truly, Fuckinging :3 19:47, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

yeah sure i like signposting

yeah Somebetterusername (talk) 01:08, 19 September 2025 (UTC)