User talk:Turb0-Sunrise

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I made those templates for you

Here you go my man:

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Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 04:47, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

GIF request

Can somebody make a gif of a sun rising and exploding for my sig? @Alula: @OPOSSUM: you guys are the only people i know with gifs in your sigs, if you created them, could one of you? if you didnt, who did? --your favorite moron, User:Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 21:59, 20 July 2025 (UTC)

because nobody responded, @Alula: @OPOSSUM: --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) (Become an FBI agent!) 14:40, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

OK, I'lll try to make the gif. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:42, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:42, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

better than i ever expected. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise trash my edits. you better do it) 15:48, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Glad that you actually like it! I was really worried that I'd deleted this little gif. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:49, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I'm considering starting a cookie business.

dibs on ceo. what are we doing for the name @OPOSSUM: --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise trash my edits. you better do it) 16:09, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

I probably shouldn't be the CEO, but I think we could call ourselves, uhhh... the Forced Snacking Corps. All must gobble till their bellies wobble! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:22, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

if you're not ceo... and i'm not ceo, and Istanbul is somewhere in this *points at map* general area... THEN WHO'S THE CEO!?! --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:25, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

Gergdown! Or possibly Fenris. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:31, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

let's say Fenris for now.--Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 16:31, 21 July 2025 (UTC)

*maniacal laughter* (By the way, Turb0, welcome to the Empire.)  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:37, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: that one message gave me 7 notifications --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits) 20:25, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

Why?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:28, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

No clue. Might have been you editing the original message 6 times. --Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits) 20:29, 29 July 2025 (UTC)

UHC

I guess the position that would suit me best is Comrade Climate Change Denier. I'll spend most of my time reminding Libtards that Elon Musk has done more to combat climate change than anyone else and the rest of my time reminding Contards that climate change is real and can be mitigated and that the public will get behind reasonable measures to do so once they pull their Grand Old Heads out of their Grand Old Asses. MrX blow me 15:20, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Oh and I live in California, so according to Stanford and UC Berkeley I'm Atlantic. MrX blow me 15:22, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

Don't forget that BU has many of the same scientists. The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:23, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

can i join your uncyclopedia whatever-the-fudgesicle-it-is center

i would like to join please and can i be a... intern, preferrably

i can specialize in the atlantic, i don't live near the pacific

also did you move the mikes page i made? (not that i care that much, mainly curious)

Not yet, but I'm about to. Also you can join, the userbox is in the page.

what's a userbox? (sorry, i don't really know much about this stuff)

A thing you put on your userpage. 95% of them are useless. I would look at Uncyclopedia:UBX The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 01:09, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

business offer

@DaniPine3:@Alula:@L10nM4st3r: I will be the block guinea pig for you guys. --The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:40, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of basically forever (or until Jussie Smollett comes clean) for nominating the Main Page for VFH. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop nominating the Main Page for VFH. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 16:22, 8 August 2025 (UTC)

Alright Jussie Smollett still hasn't come clean. However apparently most people do in fact realize that he's guilty as hell, so I guess that's good enough. Do not nominate the Main Page for VFH. If you nominate the Main Page for VFH in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. Thank you. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:26, 8 August 2025 (UTC)