User talk:Turb0-Sunrise
  This is Turb0's talk page,[look it up yourself] also known as the sacred temple of all things Boston. It's also a place to bitch about the Yankees with Turb0. YANKEES SUCK! | ||
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Thanks for making everybody mad at you gerg 
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 02:11, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
- i'm surprised i wasn't pinged at all gergdown, eh (talk) 20:11, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
Hall of Shame[edit source]
Welcome to the hall of shame. Glad to see you added. We all started at one point with 3 articles. Just 90 more to go and you'll be in first place!!! Fairly certain your roadrage will be in the top 3 of 2025 :) ShabiDOO 21:00, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
What will you do if Yankees won against another Baseball team?[edit source]
I don't watch baseball btw. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 16:44, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
- hehe, blue jays are going to end that thought soon
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 16:44, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
- Are the Blue Jays a baseball team? Just a reminder that i don't watch baseball. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 16:47, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
- yes, if you stretch the definition of "baseball team" about 7 miles KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 16:49, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
- I only made this topic because you hate Yankees so much that i decided to make this edit to the New York Yankees page Teh Epik Duck (talk) 16:51, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
- yes, if you stretch the definition of "baseball team" about 7 miles
- Are the Blue Jays a baseball team? Just a reminder that i don't watch baseball. Teh Epik Duck (talk) 16:47, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
NINJA STAR[edit source]
Here is a ninja star for outstandery on keeping the newsletter alive and all your energy on the website. I assure you it hasn't gone unoticed and is much appreciated. Keep that spark alive. It's what helps bring vibrancy to a community! are we going to get an article out of you? ShabiDOO 11:55, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
- uhh sometime within the next forever. actually i have a couple ideas going in so stay tuned. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston. 11:58, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
Vandalismistic[edit source]
Vandalismistic
🍁 gergdown 🍁 17:08, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
i'm so glad we set our differences apart[edit source]
instead of fighting we're destroying everything. awesome 🍁 gergdown 🍁 17:47, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
- Ńíčé śįğ ḡḗṛḡḓỏẇṇ.----Fish on skates (spook) 👻 18:56, 10 October 2025 (UTC)
U MAD BRO?[edit source]
- @Turb0-Sunrise: My horrible article about moccasins has more votes than the Road Rage article that you put actual effort into! Problem? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:51, 11 October 2025 (UTC)
- very much. hell, i've had the pair of moccasins im wearing right now since 2023. I AM THE ONE TRUE MOCCASIN MAN! KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- Thateth iseth whateth thou thinketh you dumbeth fucketh! Whilest I haveth obtained ye booty since nevereth!! 🍁 gergdown 🍁 ☀️ 15:09, 11 October 2025 (UTC)
- very much. hell, i've had the pair of moccasins im wearing right now since 2023. I AM THE ONE TRUE MOCCASIN MAN!
- @Turb0-Sunrise: My horrible article about moccasins has more votes than the Road Rage article that you put actual effort into! Problem? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
Yes, it is me, but I no longer want to vandalise this site.[edit source]
I’m sorry I triggered the filter—ReturnOfTheYeen (talk) 01:11, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- well, you were banned for socking, and this counts as a sock, if you are Crocotta. 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:55 12 8 '25 01:23, 17 October 2025 (UTC)- I really, really just want to make articles now.—ReturnOfTheYeen (talk) 01:26, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- I have no control over whether you get banned or not. just saying. 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻00:55 12 8 '25 01:38, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- I have no control over whether you get banned or not. just saying. 👻CUN Turb0-
- I really, really just want to make articles now.—ReturnOfTheYeen (talk) 01:26, 17 October 2025 (UTC)
- well, you were banned for socking, and this counts as a sock, if you are Crocotta. 👻CUN Turb0-
That timestamp of yours[edit source]
I see you have attempted to place your timestamp within your signature, and i feel like i need to point out that it's not gonna work. By which i mean that the timestamp won't substitute due to being within your signature. Basically, it only shows the current time for the server-side time zone, which i assume isn't what you intended to do. 
18:43, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
sig test[edit source]
KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
- KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
Error on your userpage[edit source]
It appears you have made an error in the "Dirty Water" poem. On the line where it says, "Kickass harmonica solo*" the first asterik has been turned into a bullet. Sovieт☭ 00:19, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
What is your role on uncyclopedia?[edit source]
I know that you do the "welcome to uncyclopedia" messages for new uses (or at least, a few of them) and was wondering, what role do you have specifically? When I first got that message, I assumed you were an admin, and you are pretty active on this website, but also your userpage explicitly states that you aren't an admin, so I got kinda confused. Do you have a specific role on uncyclopedia, or are you just a normal (albeit experienced) user who is very active?
P.S. what does the 'active uncyclopedians' category mean? It's a lot of admins but also a lot of random people and i'm trying to figure out what is specific to those users. --Gammakid999 talk to me here (or come get a free sample of meth) 17:04, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Gammakid999: Turb0 is just a very active user here. He does have some power in Uncyclopedia (he can roll back people's edits, he can see deleted edits), but he's not an admin. So for your question on what role he has, he just helps the website by making those Welcome pages, rolling back vandalism, etc etc.
- the Active User category shows users that have at least five hundred edits, and are still very active in the community. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:07, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
- Ok, thank you. --Gammakid999 talk to me here (or come get a free sample of meth) 17:09, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Hey mate[edit source]
I'm done with my edits on Goveneur. Go wild. Fucking brilliant article!!! ShabiDOO 14:07, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
you.[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: alula wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: giving me SIX different email notifications from that trouting you gave me.
wheel on wheels ON WHEELS![edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: I know, but it's still better to leave a signature afterwards..
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:06, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Messing up your sig, eh? I think I can help with that.[edit source]
- breaks knuckles* So, what kinda sig ya want? Big? Colorful? In the style of someone else? Unreadable? Lyrithyan? Minimalist? Annoying? Flashy? Image-filled? --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 23:19, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Armistice?[edit source]
with the war appearing to come to an end, i've made this:
(minus the duck)
FOR ALL OF THE HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES, In order to give me some spare time to work on my projects, and after a long fought war between all parties for the edit war to end all edit wars, and to stop this reckless fighting onto the fields of AIBOPAAT, and to finalize this war's end date, an armistice shall be agreed on by all sides of this war. This message will be sent to all current fighters of Chanada, fighting alongside the purple banner, those being:
The members of the purple leaf banner must agree to cease all fighting in Chanada, as the flag will be expected to be rebuilt by Gergdown in a week. Gergdown will also agree to cease fighting with them in Chanada. If this article is broken, this article will be declared null by Gergdown, as he will stop the perpetrator who broke this article, and restore the flag to what it was.
Further discussions will be held about the future of Chanada. This document is only here to signify the end of this war. Further discussions will be held publicly soon at an unknown location, preferably at a forum page. These discussions will only be held if all party members agree to this armistice.
You may sign it here.
John Hancock
Sir Turb0 J. Sunrise, KUN
🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:27, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
Cheeseburger War[edit source]
WHY DO YOU KEEP REMOVING IT -Cheeseburgerrhea
- It isn't funny, and you've been reverted several times. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
first design[edit source]
I made this potato. --Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 19:30, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: you gotta set it to public KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:33, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
For your outstanding bravery...[edit source]
You may add this template to your userpage!
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This user was a brave fighter who fought for perple in Chanada. And has lost several, several hours edit warring. |
{{Chanadian fighter|purple}}
🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 00:07, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Sucketh my thumb, pheasent![edit source]
I haveth now acclaimed thiss legendary "Thumbssucker" thingy! I am now ass awessome asseth you! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 20:48, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
- You sure aren't awesome, but you are an ass! (but seriously, nice) KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:49, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Thanks for putting my template in the template namespace, but I wasn't done with it yet and now i cant edit it. Can it be put back temporarily? RedKingLIkesPeanutButter (talk) 14:05, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
- @RedKingLikesPeanutbutter: done, you can find it here. Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:14, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
It's done now, but i don't want to be unable to edit it so is there any way of adding it but still allowing me to edit? Thanks, RedKingLIkesPeanutButter (talk) 14:43, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
- You can still edit it in template namespace, but if you can't, either ask an admin for confirmed user or wait a few days, and then you're good. Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:44, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Cool thanks I'm still a new user so I'll just wait RedKingLIkesPeanutButter (talk) 14:53, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Fatass dear[edit source]
Random images, this just keeps everything organized and in order
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If you want the gif of the fatass dear, you perfectly can have it, but please upload it under a different filename. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:20, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
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ICU Doctoral Program[edit source]
I have noticed you have joined the ICU Doctoral Program so why not insert [[Category:ICU Doctoral Program]] to your user page and actually fix up an article. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:14, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
Link for Diep.io[edit source]
@OPOSSUM:@Gergdown:@Fish on skates: the game is here. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 02:21, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
hold on right here[edit source]
What kind of edit do you want to make to template:font? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:55, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
- not anymore, you made it work Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:09, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost Editor[edit source]
Could I become an UnSignpost editor? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:28, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: Sure, issues out every Wednesday Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:09, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
- Can I join too? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 13:45, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Soviet: yes Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:45, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
- Can I join too? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 13:45, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
B-day[edit source]
 | Soviet has awarded you a cookie! Happy birthday |
Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:02, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- whoopsie misclick but Thaaaanks! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:12, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- ? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:14, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- Accidentally rollbacked that edit, haha. Check the history of this page. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:16, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks for the clarification. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:17, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks for the clarification. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:17, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- Accidentally rollbacked that edit, haha. Check the history of this page. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:16, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- ? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:14, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
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