User talk:Turb0-Sunrise

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This is Turb0's talk page,[Saw it on the discovery channel] also known as the sacred temple of all things Boston. It's also a place to bitch about the Yankees with Turb0. YANKEES SUCK!

LISTEN UP, FUCKER!:

  • Sign your damn comments, you fuckwipe! (Violators will be unclothed, pointed, and laughed at.)
  • Be cool. (This one is obvious, but I also don't care about this one.)
  • Tits or GTFO! (There's a button that says "Random article" on the sidebar. If no tits, click button. Everybody understand?)
  • It's not worth telling me to go to Hell, because I'm already there.
  • YANKEES SUCK!
  • The hentai's here, by the way.


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ahchibe New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 00:10, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

we need to start a forum war OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:12, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
there already is one. it's called LPTEW New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 00:13, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

WOTM thing[edit source]

"quick" and dirty (water) version. lmk if you see anything that needs fixing. Turb0 WOTM.png FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 12:15, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Writer of the year[edit source]

Super well deserved. Have to admit, have no fucking clue how to generate that image, I imagine someone else does, so when whoever knows how to makes it, puts it on your userpage, it will be glorious. Keep up the utterly fab writing my man ShabiDOO 13:16, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

PF4Eva normally does it New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 13:16, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Number one[edit source]

Few can say they have turned out the number one article of the year with Road Rage. It is a sumpreme accomplishemnet. Well done and well deserved, not to mention your contribution to Gouverneur Morris. Go for two years in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ShabiDOO 21:13, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

i'll let you do the obligatory template --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:09, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Shabidoo? As we all know, the correct way of spelling supreme accomplishment is supreme accomplishment!!! Obviously not sumpreme accomplishemnet!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Shabidoo. New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 18:03, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
I double down on Sumpreme accomlishemnet as the right way to say it. That is how we pronounce it in my area of North-East Barbados. The fact that you would call a dialect variation of pronunciation wrong, is deeply offensive and sumpremely racist. How dare you. Mister top 1 article is now so hihg and mihgty that he cannot take his accomplishmented head out of his sumprememly biggoted ass? Shenanigans I say. Rotten shenanigans! Though I'm sure that biggoted ass is chizzled and sexy...right? ShabiDOO 19:54, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
you would love noo engilsh, the language me and ColonelKurtz made up one day --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:58, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
"Biggot" with the hard T huh? let's keep it to Biggo, please. FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 19:59, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

U.S. GOV’T ACCOUNTABILITY OFF., GAO 08-110 CASE #5432-0C[edit source]

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FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 16:51, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: that's a way to fuck up your sig New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 18:03, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
@MK: i'll make a really bad sig for you if you ask nicely --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:06, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: pretty please with a cherry and 3 bananas and no whip cream with a side of fried onion rings? FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 18:08, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
ok have fun --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:16, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
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K --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:17, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
mmmmkay FUCK DA PATSLucyna Kushinada GO HAWKS, FUCK ROCKS 18:20, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
wow, you're name is MK and you said mmmmkay! that's so meta, or whatever the kids are saying these days New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 18:22, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
i wonder if i can make a sig that breaks a billion and one rules next --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:33, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]

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MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Fish on skates wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: slapping me with whhahaells --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:35, 4 February 2026 (UTC).

wehal maet[edit source]

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Yum! Delicious!

The UnWhale you've used to squish Uncyclopedians has been sliced and served as some Japanese sashimi.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that, just like the whale in the picture, you have overused your {{whale}}.
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Trout[edit source]

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Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include whacking me with a wet trout --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:41, 4 February 2026 (UTC)


Trout[edit source]

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Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include *inhales* whacking me with a trout for whacking you with a trout for whacking me with a trout which you hadn't overused unlike the Jimbo whale you smashed me with for smashing you with a Jimbo whale for smashing me with a Jimbo whale for smashing you with a Jimbo whale for smashing me with two Jimbo whales, one of which was on behalf of mk, for making mk's signature really huge because she asked me to --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:47, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

whoopsies[edit source]

now that was a big ass mistake that gave me 71 notifications New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 23:36, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

there is a game called sandboxels[edit source]

and you can make dirty water in it [1] --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:54, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

ICU Doctoral Program[edit source]

I noticed you have joined the ICU Doctoral Program. Mind helping me fix up an article? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:14, 6 February 2026 (UTC)