It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
18:32, 28 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talkcontribs) changed block settings for Gergdown (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 15:26, 31 December 2025 (account creation disabled) (asked for it (again))
The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
Quote(s) of the Week
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”
Following a conversation on the talk page of the Daily News, we have decided to do really short ones on Wednesdays. Enjoy your really short news. Keep in mind that this is because the UnSignpost releases a new issue on Wednesdays.
MK gets nominated for WOTM and the banner begging you to vote for the next FA gets changed. Now it begs you to vote for the top 10 articles of 2025 like Wikipedia begging you donate.
On the topic of the Top 10, Video essay currently has 36 points, the highest of any article so far. Its closest rival is Road Rage, sitting at 35 points.
The Priest Goofball Beta is finished, lunatic! You've officially lost this bet. As punishment, you must join Roblox and play Cart Ride into MPreg Tenna. The link of the game is here: [1]. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A BONKING. However, since the Boston Bruins are beating the Edmonton Oilers this game, you can alternatively play whatever this game is: [2]. I found these games by seeing simply what Roblox recommended to me. It's scaring me. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:13, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
and if we win nothing shall happen SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 03:16, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
Yeah if the Boston Bruins win... then nothing shall happen. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:19, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
and i shall sing dirty water, just like i do every 2 minutes and 42 seconds SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 03:20, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
and i shall sing the intense voice of Hatsune Miku, just like I do every 2 minutes and 42 seconds --DameFish on skatesCUN 03:51, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
Biopic
I don't know what a biopic is
From The Logs
*plant noises.ogg*
*animal noises.ogg*
Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
For the Boston article, I was thinking of changing the Template:FA text to match the tone of the rest of the article. I figured I'd ask you to alter the text since you're all about Boston and I don't want to mess up the article. So please change this text so it's more "Boston-like", "This article has been featured on the front page. You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH." Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 03:04, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include spelling your own name wrong when you whaled Shabidoo
Due to me only having 5 braincells, I thought you actually were deleted, and I wouldn't be able to link your project pages to user talk pages where i explain how NOT to write articles (i actually just link them with weak context). A cruel prank to play on those of us with low IQs, come on :( @Alula you gotta revoke his Boston status for that crime against Uncyclopedia and 'promote' him to a New Yorker MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 15:33, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
This is your only warning; if you give out joke warnings and not expect me to joke warn you back, as you did at User talk:Fish on skates, you may be publicly laughed at without further notice. (JOKE) --DameFishonskatesCUN 18:21, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
(I just want to ask because I don't want to AKA the virus doesn't let me vandalize) --GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 19:05, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
if i didn't want people touching my userpage, i would have done a protection request. go ahead. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 19:07, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.
Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!
Biopic
This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!
Turb0, this is Gamma. i have (somehow) gotten Uncyclopedia working on my brother's 3ds (which is why i'm IP editing, btw) Anyway, that's all. I'm goint to bed. --136.38.60.6 (talk) 05:58, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
that's it i'm making a userbox for this SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 12:55, 8 January 2026 (UTC)
You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Gammakid999 just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include gave this guy a warning message, despite the fact that they haven't edited yet.
so you have rollbacker. you've had it for a while. i'm 100% certain that you know of this. surely you must also know that the rollbacker user right comes with its own revert button. however, you still use the redwarn one for some reason. why is that? 00:01, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
@Alula: because it allows you to give an edit summary. i only use the other button for whenever there's a spammy vandal, but there's a "rollback all" thing. but if the user has some constructive edits, the "rollback all" button isn't good. in short, maybe i shouldn't have had that 39th cup of coffee. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 00:03, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
hm. okay then, got it 00:05, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
also I'm pretty sure it's evening for both of us --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:09, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
i shouldn't have gotten rid of the timezone header should i SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 00:10, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
hey, it's not morning either, i just didn't want to say "good night" because that'd make you think i was gonna go sleep now 00:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
there's this word called "evening" SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 00:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
is 1 at night considered the evening? 00:16, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
it is if you're not a wimp --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:17, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
and it's also the perfect time to snort fun dip like it's cocaine SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 00:23, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
and the perfect time to edit uncyclopedia, apparently --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:32, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
the perfect time for west coast hockey, additionally SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 00:33, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
the perfect time to talk about what 1am is the perfect time to do --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:35, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
We pull a Vietnam, where it's obviously a war, but we never legally declare war. Therefore, since legally it's not a war and just a series of conflicts, we're allowed to do war crimes. --GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 18:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
make an image galley, add like 50 images, then go into source editing and after each image, add a "|" and then any random caption to all 50 of them. then hit save a lot and boom ur banned. thats what i was in the process of doing and it said nooooo MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 15:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
will keep that in mind when my plan for world domination is complete, but also it almost did it when i just did a random edit and spammed it GeneralTurb0-SunriseofBoston 15:56, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Can I write an UnSignPost article about the Yankees war?[edit source]
Unless if there's already one in the works, in which case I will go do something else --GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 18:53, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of until hell freezes over for it's twelve o'clock, are your frustrated women in?. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop it's twelve o'clock, are your frustrated women in?. Thaaanks! --GeneralTurb0-SunriseofBoston 23:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: misusing the Jimbo Whale on my talkpage 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:28, 13 January 2026 (UTC).
hi :) yeah, it was my article. i don't think there's much to save it from a deletion vote at the moment beyond potential, though. it's not very funny in my opinion and i'm just waiting for the right political satire to come around to give the idea life. i first wrote it when i was younger and all i could find funny were extreme power jokes or whatever you call them. if you have ideas i would be glad to hear :> ~GoatLordServa/enttalk 03:44, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
@GoatLordServent: if you don't think it's ready, but still want to keep it, you can always put it in your userspace. GeneralTurb0-SunriseofBoston 12:57, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of until the next match involving the Yankees begins for renominating the Main Page for VFD. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop renominating the Main Page for VFD. Thaaanks! -- 19:06, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
In all seriousness, I didn't even know MrX said that. Whoops. if i did, i wouldn't have done it. yeah. sorry. not to sound spammy or anything.
Accept reason:
Well now you know. Again. You got blocked for this exact thing back in August too. Also you're supposed to sign within the template, not outside of it 20:08, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
{{blocked|until the next match involving the Yankees begins|renominating the Main Page for VFD|{{User:Alula/sig4|[[User:Alula]]}} 19:06, 14 January 2026 (UTC)}} keywords:until the next match involving the Yankees begins nah nah can't say until the next Yankee match and then also do infinite, thats cruel!!! MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 20:02, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
I knew my eyes wasn't lying when I saw it was infinite! Don't worry, help is on the way 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:03, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
While Turb0 is in purgatory, he's being forced to watch Red Sox baseball. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 20:07, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
what article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:10, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
also @Bad Motherfucker: you got It backwards. he's a Red Sox fan. his punishment is watching Yankees baseball. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:10, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, you're right. I meant to type Yankees, but I saw the Red Sox logo staring at me while I was typing and I typed the last thing I saw. Maybe purgatory for him wasn't so bad, then. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 20:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
not even a slight idea of what the article could be about? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:13, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
ahhhh dont do a whole month block, it was perhaps a fairly lame joke, but a joke nonetheless. Gimme like 10 days worth of the block and cut his down by 10, por favor MKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl 20:15, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
don't worry, purgatory can be hell for him if, let's say, someone just vandalized his userpage 20:17, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
@alula: what are you up to now...? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:19, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
I'm sorry pal, but she's a rank above me. Who knows what she'll do to me if I revert her edits...? plus, it's just a really small vandslism. it's not that bad. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:22, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
sorry, but looks like you're on your own turb0. in any case, it also looks like the yankees will be playing a special game just for you that starts in under a minute 20:29, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
well FUCK! @alula: my IP got autoblocked because i must have tried to edit something like 3 seconds before it expired. would you mind unblocking that? GeneralTurb0-SunriseofBoston 20:35, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Coffi had it temporarily, and there's probably a bunch of others who had it for only a day or so GeneralTurb0-SunriseofBoston 20:40, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Intresting. Is your IP block exemption also temporary? Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 20:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Not the guy, but I think it's pretty good. Deemox (talk) 22:45, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise what if I sell John a map and it's just a PNG of the whole chart and then he dies from over stimulation – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deemox (talk • contribs)
that's perfect TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Purplexed: Pretty funny, actually. Only things I see are some capitalization and spelling, but other than that, solid article that shouldn't get deleted. TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:59, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Deemox: Remember to sign your posts and use the :Template:Ping instead of "@Turb0-Sunrise" Also, you don't have to use the ping template since new talk page messages automatically ping the user. Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 23:09, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
I have been! Deemox (talk) 23:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
also indent your comments with one more colon (:) than the one above it --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:37, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
There's the war page on turb0pedia, and the userboxes, but there isn't really a.. war. WE NEED CONFLICT! MAYBE AN MULTIPLAYER UNGAME OR SOMETHING! Idk i'm going insane so disregard this if it sounds like insane rambling --GammaHere, friend, have some meth. 17:12, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
You said that there's a motif from a song you know at about 1:30. I'm kinda curious... what is that song? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles!(vandalize my talk page) 00:54, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
i said that i recognised the song. i don't know what the fuck it is though TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:59, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
and it's more at like 1:33 TURB0-SUNRIS33 01:00, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
What is your opinion on this template I just made?[edit source]
Welcome back to The Game Show!! Today's Question of the Day is: Is this a good template (to put into talk pages and stuff)? If answered correctly, you will be awarded with nothing. There is no prize!
You have been blocked from editing for a period of 2004 seconds for not knowing where your frustrated women are, even though it's well after twelve o'clock. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop not knowing where your frustrated women are, even though it's well after twelve o'clock. Thaaanks! --SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 01:39, 27 January 2026 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling prologue is prologue!!! Obviously not PROLOUGE!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0.--DameFishonskatesCUN 22:37, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
This is your only warning; if you give out joke warnings and not expect me to joke warn you back, as you did at 
