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So, <insert name here>, you want The Daily News to be sent to your way? Simply add The Daily News template ({{The Daily News}}) to your user talk page. Then, a paperpot (Gerg) will send you daily shit every day.

The template[edit source]

THE DAILY NEWS DELIVERY
This user has signed up for The Daily News. We send alt-righ... er... I mean, we send the up-to-news information to your doorstep. If you want a piece of the pie, sign up here.

Thank you for reading The Daily News.