THE DAILY NEWS: ISSUE 1

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The Daily News

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The Daily News is officially here!

We are still confirming if our news agents are just moronic humanoid creatures with huge eye-balls.

Aye, that's pretty cool!
By Fish on skates and Gergdown

Yep! The first issue of The Daily News is out now! If it wasn't, you wouldn't be reading it. Duh. After being started on September 30th by a singular user, this simple shitpost quickly grew to be in competition with the UnSignpost, then to be merged with the UnSignpost, to finally being a direct subpage of the UnSignpost with a renaming and a complete revamp of everything.

Will this new busines – er, I mean passion project be successful? Or will a second blockbuster hit the Uncyclopedian servers? Learn more in the Future!

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Now Hiring!

You'll get some donuts too...
By Fish on skates again

The Daily News currently has two editors, me and Gergdown. If you join, you get...

• To control how people are informed
• Your name in an Uncyclopedia article
• Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. So uh... you should give me thumbsucker.
• "Coffee"

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New UnGame releases

This is what the game looks like. Lots of fucking everywhere.

Would Oooga booga: A New Way Home be the name of the sequel?
By Gergdown

That's right! To end of the season, user OPOSSUM has released the game UnGames:OBS 9000BC. Well, it's actually called the OOGA BOOGA SIMULATOR 9000 B.C., but OBS is a nicer acronym, and it also has the same acronym as the video recording software. The game has you put yourself in the shoes of a tribesman named Hooga-Chaka who must defend his tribe from an attacking tribe. The setting takes place in a now-sunken part of the Bering Strait. As of now, only OPOSSUM is allowed to edit it, according to the rules. Will this be as grand as Escape from Ojai? Probably not. That's what he said, actually.

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THE WEATHER

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Sun

28 Dec 2025

69% chance of
Joni Mitchell weather

Mon

29 Dec 2025

62% chance of
TAHITI

Tue

30 Dec 2025

0% chance of
lonely harmonica music

GERG'S LOAD OF SHIT

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Progress Legend   Finished   Almost Finished   Great   Good   Eh   No.

Javascript
Learning	Learning	Learning	Learning	Testing	Testing	Game Creation (Maze)
Rooms
Planning	Image Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Page Creation	Easter Eggs	Proofreading
Priest Goofball, the main boss of Chapter Number 4 of Deltarune
Sprites	Spells	Cutscenes	Credits	Staff Attack	Mid-Term Attack	Acts

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