Uncyclopedia talk:UnSignpost/The Daily News

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Can I sign up please? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)

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Should we do this on days the UnSignpost is delivered or not? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:49, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

no Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:53, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

no we shouldn't or no we should? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:06, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: Yes we should, it's called the daily news for a reason. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:08, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

we should not because it takes away from the USP's something or other Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:10, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

let's do a really short one on wednesdays --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:13, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

Okay. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:57, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

You know what? Lets not. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:21, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

ok you can make it longer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:34, 1 January 2026 (UTC)

this died.

you guys lasted 5 issues. not bad. SirTurb0-SunriseGunTalk 23:10, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Y'know what? We can revive this. The only issue is that, well, it's hard to write news every day. Maybe The Half-weekly news? The Occasional News? Whatever. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:14, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: How about we take turns writing? I'll do one day and you do the next. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:28, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: I think the bigger issue is not the lack of writers, but the lack of events... a lot of stuff happens every day, but not enough stuff to write an entire paragraph about. Also, writing every day really burns people out... that's why I think we should do half-weekly. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:30, 26 February 2026 (UTC)