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'The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya
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The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya
last night was so great,
twas a wonderful tryst,
so much more than a date.
My heart it is beating
so fast I could fly
like the squirrel 'round my neck
when it's flung to the sky.
The ring on your finger
is a sign of our love,
an eternal reminder
of our night in the mud.
As I look to the future
with all of my powers
I see us together
another four hours.
User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig15 20:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
Why Divorces Lyrithya After A Single Day of Marriage
Our wedding is over,
twas great while it latest,
now give me some booze
'cause I'm gonna get plastered.
User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig16 00:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Just $5.99 a month
I added something that tricks people into thinking that they have to pay for the subscription but it's scratched out using <s> tags. It's supposed to be a joke. --alkies 23:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)