User talk:Rataube
Archives: 12/05 - 12/06, 07
PLZ vote on New Israeli Flag[edit source]
There is a vote on a new israeli flag for the article on Israel, Please vote!
Oren neu dag 02:49, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Say[edit source]
Did you happen to drop by Eincyclopedia lately? It turned into a worse version of Wikipedia. ~
13:27, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Nope, I haven´t checked it for ages.---Asteroid B612
(aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:52, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- Drop over just to take a look, it's amusing. They have about 5 ops, and 3 PAKAHIM and about 2 users. ~
20:17, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- Pakahim? Did they turn into egged?---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:07, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- Something like that. It's quite ludicrous really. ~ 07:24, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- Something like that. It's quite ludicrous really. ~
- Pakahim? Did they turn into egged?---Asteroid B612
- Drop over just to take a look, it's amusing. They have about 5 ops, and 3 PAKAHIM and about 2 users. ~
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The Oy Vey Saga[edit source]
continues . ~ 16:00, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- And in my talk page. ~ 07:42, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
- And in my talk page. ~
Happy Hanukkah[edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
- Thaks, jag sameaj, eat as many sufganiot as you can have.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:39, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
Purim[edit source]
Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!
It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno
Hag Sameach[edit source]
We managed to survive yet another year. ~ 07:21, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
- Hag sameach to you too. And happy 100th aniversary to your city BTW. Enjoy your mangal.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:39, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Hi there[edit source]
Mordillo suggested you might be interested in translating "Jew Jitsu" from Spanish to English. You can access the article here. Let me know if you're interested --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:09, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Rosh Hashanah[edit source]
Have a happy 5770, full of honey and other stuff that probably
wouldn't have been kosher if we'd thought about it more.
from Rabbi Techno
L'shanah tovah
Shalom Rataube[edit source]
Good to see you around after so long. Chag Sukkot sameach, to use one of the many transliterations. :-) Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 13:04, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
חג שמח[edit source]
says Mrs. Sadie Goldstein of Manchester, UK
Introducing YOU to the revolutionary new
Rabbi Techno Industries™ KLEIN OLIVE OIL BOTTLE™
By turning a standard olive oil bottle into a simple two-dimensional manifold non-orientable surface,
Rabbi Techno Industries have created an olive oil bottle which stores oil both inside and outside the glass.
Store enough oil for 8 days while appearing to only have enough for a single day easily with Rabbi Techno Industries™!
"It's not miraculous - it's mathematics!™"
Mystify your friends/the Seleucid Empire and have a Happy Hanukkah™!
- Thanks, Ill try it out. Chag sameach to you too.--Rataube 15:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
RatauB612[edit source]
You're here... well, hello!. See you on Inci.--Hopelessly Devoted To You... ¡¡¡Silent civilian!!! 21:42, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
Yom tov[edit source]
(Note: "5770" refers to the calories you will consume with each meal over the next two days)
You can call them Haman's pockets,
You can call them Haman's hat.
But don't kid yourself...
You're eating human ears, you freak.
(And the police are on their way.)
This cheery yom tov message has been brought to you by
Rabbi Techno
Pesach 5770[edit source]
eight whole days surviving on cardboard and kugel
Christians get chocolate at this time of year, you know.
Amazing who people will accept as moshiach just to get out of eating all that matzah.
Chag Pesach Sameach!
From Rabbi Techno
Latke time again![edit source]
a Chanukah sermon from Rabbi Techno
Having successfully rebelled against the Seleucid Empire, the Maccabees decided to go on an almighty piss-up to celebrate.
When they checked the fridge, they were dismayed to discover that they only had enough beer to last for one single day.
However, a great miracle happened there. G-d made the beer last for eight days,
enough time for the Maccabees to go to the off-licence and buy more.
from Rabbi Techno
Now let's go down the pub to celebrate.
Chanukah sameach :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:00, November 29, 2010 (UTC)