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PLZ vote on New Israeli Flag

There is a vote on a new israeli flag for the article on Israel, Please vote!
Oren neu dag 02:49, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Say

Did you happen to drop by Eincyclopedia lately? It turned into a worse version of Wikipedia. ~ 13:27, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Nope, I haven´t checked it for ages.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:52, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Drop over just to take a look, it's amusing. They have about 5 ops, and 3 PAKAHIM and about 2 users. ~ 20:17, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Pakahim? Did they turn into egged?---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:07, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Something like that. It's quite ludicrous really. ~ 07:24, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Rataube!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Rataube, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

The Oy Vey Saga

continues . ~ 16:00, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

And in my talk page. ~ 07:42, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Thaks, jag sameaj, eat as many sufganiot as you can have.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:39, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

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Hag Sameach

We managed to survive yet another year. ~ 07:21, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Hag sameach to you too. And happy 100th aniversary to your city BTW. Enjoy your mangal.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:39, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi there

Mordillo suggested you might be interested in translating "Jew Jitsu" from Spanish to English. You can access the article here. Let me know if you're interested --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:09, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Rosh Hashanah

Insert Joke About Rabbis and The Horn Here

Have a happy 5770, full of honey and other stuff that probably
wouldn't have been kosher if we'd thought about it more.
from Rabbi Techno
L'shanah tovah

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Shalom Rataube

Good to see you around after so long. Chag Sukkot sameach, to use one of the many transliterations. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:04, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

חג שמח

"It's a fucking miracle!"

says Mrs. Sadie Goldstein of Manchester, UK

Introducing YOU to the revolutionary new
Rabbi Techno Industries™ KLEIN OLIVE OIL BOTTLE™
By turning a standard olive oil bottle into a simple two-dimensional manifold non-orientable surface,
Rabbi Techno Industries have created an olive oil bottle which stores oil both inside and outside the glass.
Store enough oil for 8 days while appearing to only have enough for a single day easily with Rabbi Techno Industries™!
"It's not miraculous - it's mathematics!™"

Mystify your friends/the Seleucid Empire and have a Happy Hanukkah™!

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Thanks, Ill try it out. Chag sameach to you too.--Rataube 15:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

RatauB612

You're here... well, hello!. See you on Inci.--Hopelessly Devoted To You... ¡¡¡Silent civilian!!! 21:42, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yom tov

Chag Purim Sameach 5770!

(Note: "5770" refers to the calories you will consume with each meal over the next two days)

You can call them Haman's pockets,
You can call them Haman's hat.
But don't kid yourself...
You're eating human ears, you freak.
(And the police are on their way.)

This cheery yom tov message has been brought to you by
Rabbi Techno

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Pesach 5770

It's Pass-Nothing time once again!

eight whole days surviving on cardboard and kugel

Christians get chocolate at this time of year, you know.
Amazing who people will accept as moshiach just to get out of eating all that matzah.

Chag Pesach Sameach!
From Rabbi Techno

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Latke time again!

Ways in which the world could have been much better

a Chanukah sermon from Rabbi Techno

Having successfully rebelled against the Seleucid Empire, the Maccabees decided to go on an almighty piss-up to celebrate.
When they checked the fridge, they were dismayed to discover that they only had enough beer to last for one single day.
However, a great miracle happened there. G-d made the beer last for eight days,
enough time for the Maccabees to go to the off-licence and buy more.
from Rabbi Techno
Now let's go down the pub to celebrate.

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Chanukah sameach :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:00, November 29, 2010 (UTC)