User talk:Rataube/Archive2

About your Pee Review for Messianic Judaism

Actually, I'm one of them. We just like to poke fun at ourselves sometimes. Of course, this is my first Uncyclopedia article, so if you feel it can be improved, edit away. Baruch (HASHEM). בס״ד Zorkfan 21:32, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

אלוהים שישמור, היהודים האלו בכל מקום! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Hm, I can read biblical Hebrew with basic proficiency, not much vocabulary yet. And I don't know all the pronunciation. So I assume you said something along the lines of: "Eloheim shishmor, hihodim hello vochal meqom" How accurate am I? בס״ד Zorkfan 21:32, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Nearly, it was - Elohim sh'yishmor, ha'yehudim ha'ellu bechol makom. Which means - MY GOD THOSE JEWS ARE EVERYWHERE! :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 22:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

I like the pictures very much. I would vote them in VFP. The on with jesus wearing tfilin would probably voted down by the photoshop freaks, but the one with the symbols could work (If you made the picture yourself of course).---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:28, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I made the Orthodox Rabbi Jesus picture just using paint and modifying an existing picture (yes, I suck). The second picture, with the crossection of the Menorah and the dag of Yeshua, really is the recognized Messianic Seal. Like I said, you can't make this up! The first instance of the Messianic Seal actually goes all the way back to the first century, engraved on a piece of pottery by a member of an early Nazarene synagogue, a Beit Knesset under Pharasaic authority. Here was the dynasty of the Paqids of Nazarene Judaism, starting with Yaaqov ("James the Just") the brother of Yeshua of Nazareth, and continuing in successive generations by descendants of Yaaqov, brother of Yeshua, guaranteeing direct lineage back to David, which Yeshua of course has as the Messiah:

1. 30 – ca. 62 C.E. (according to Josephus, see History Museum, Sukah 6) — Paqid Ya·aqov "ha-Tzadiq" Ben-David — brother of Ribi Yehoshua Ben-David — the Mashiakh

2. ca. 63 – ca. 107 C.E. — Paqid Shimon "ha-Tzadiq" Ben-Kheleph (Hellenized to "Clopas"), murdered by Trajan for being a royal descendent of Dâwid (Hegesippus according to Eusebius EH III.xii.19-20, 32; xxxii.1-6)

3. ca. 107 – ca. 110 C.E. — Paqid Tzidqiyah "ha-Tzadiq" (the first)

4. ca. 110 – ca. 113 C.E. — Paqid Zekharyah "ha-Tzadiq"

5. ca. 113 – ca. 115 C.E. — Paqid Toviyah "ha-Tzadiq"

6. ca. 115 – ca. 117 C.E. — Paqid Binyamin "ha-Tzadiq"

7. ca. 117 – ca. 119 C.E. — Paqid Yokhanan "ha-Tzadiq"

8. ca. 119 – ca. 121 C.E. — Paqid Matityahu "ha-Tzadiq"

9. ca. 121 – ca. 123 C.E. — Paqid Peresh "ha-Tzadiq" (Hellenized by Eusebius to 'Philip')

10. ca. 123 – ca. 125 C.E. — Paqid Sena·ah "ha-Tzadiq" (Hellenized by Eusebius to 'Seneca')

11. ca. 125 – ca. 127 C.E. — Paqid Tzidqiyah "ha-Tzadiq" (the second)

12. ca. 127 – ca. 129 C.E. — Paqid Leivi "ha-Tzadiq"

13. ca. 129 – ca. 131 C.E. — Paqid Ephrayim "ha-Tzadiq"

14. ca. 131 – ca. 133 C.E. — Paqid Yoseiph "ha-Tzadiq"

15. ca. 133 –135 C.E. — Paqid Yehudah "ha-Tzadiq," who was ousted and exiled from Yerushalayim by the gentile Hellenist Romans in 135 C.E., being usurped by Markos, the first gentile "bishop," who is the only documented (non-fabricated retroactively) origin of the tradition of "popes" who arrogate rightful authority. Legitimate authority remains unchanged — in the Eyes of the Elohim of Israel — with the Netzarim Paqid, restored in the generation of the reemergence of the State of Israel; like Israel itself, after a long hiatus concluding the Age of the Expulsion from Israel (the 'Dark-Age of the Gentiles').

During the Bar Kokhba revolt, the Nazarenes agreed to join Kokhba in arms but could not agree with Rabbi Akiba's proclomation that Kokhba was the Mashiach, a claim that had no prophetic nor Scriptual basis, nor Davidic descent. They were exiled for that decision, even though the Parushim obviously agreed in one one voice a little later on that Shimeon Bar Kokhba was not Messiah.

The Netzarim were later wiped out completely by the pagan Roman emporer Constantine.

Messianic Judaism is, as far as I can tell, something of a modern-day resurrection of the Nazarene Jewish sect. Finally, note that Netzarim (the Hebrew term for a Nazarene, spelled נצרים) and Nazarites, takers of the vow, consecrated ones (Nezarim, spelled נזירים) are unrelated; the two words just sound alike. So I guess you didn't expect any sort of serious history lesson on Uncyclopedia, but there it is, one right in your talk page! If you want more information on early Messianic Judaism, see the following article: http://www.nazarene.net/html/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=18

Later בס״ד Zorkfan 01:27, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Dude, I'm not interested in messianic judaism. Please, refrain from doing missionery work on my talk page.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:14, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, no missionary work at all (unless that can be defined as any verbal profession of religious belief whatsoever). Just sharing some of my beliefs and a shred of authentic history with someone whom I had no idea would react negatively or positively. It must be realized the world over that the historical Ribi Yeshua, of the house of Hillel, is indeed the Suffering Messiah (not the Conquering one resembling David) portrayed in sacred Jewish writ, while the invented anti-Torah "Jesus Christ" propogated by Christianity doesn't even begin to qualify. And...well actually that's about all I have to say, seeing as you are easily offended. Since you're from Uruguay I assume you're Sephardi? Zorkfan 00:57, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm not interested in sharing your beliefs. I'm not interested in disscusing what "must be realized", nor the different protraits of jesus, nor any other remotely serious issue involving religion (and least of all messianic judaism). Specially not in my HUMOR WIKI SITE TALK PAGE. Yes, I'm easily offended, so please stay away.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:44, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

UotY

Thank you. Again. I don't feel nearly as guilty and "unworthy" this time around.  ;-) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 05:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

This time I had to think it more carefully.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:23, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

No te vayas de inci

Porfa, al menos si te quieres ir nombra a un sucesor. Inciculopedia se queda sin jefe. Porfa... (Y no soy JJ soy Gud)--83.58.54.154 16:53, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

¡Tú quieres ser el burócrata!. Una coas Rataube: Tú dijiste que si no hacía nada me desbloqueabas en dos semanas. Hoy creo que se acabó el plazo, ¿Me puedes desbloquear ya?. --Walterzum 22:25, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Error: Lo de burócrata se lo decía a Gud. Acerca de lo de mi papá; bueno, eso ya escapa de mis manos, pero me disculpo por él. Es más, no eres el único al que trata así. De veras lo siento. --Walterzum 02:58, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Oye, no me acuses en falso, yo no quiero ser burócrata, no creo que fuera capaz. Ni soy administrador. ¿Por quién me has tomado?.--83.60.129.70 17:40, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Ask Cthulhu

Since no work seems to be getting done on it, I'm taking it from KATIE doing a little editing of my own. Feel free to go to my page and ask me instead.

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Videshi

Cheers, ~Videshi~

Thanks For The Vote

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --The Zombiebaron 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

El servidor espejo

hola Magnánimo, el mirror de Inci esta siendo editado normalmente por IPs y tiene ¡6500 artículos!. Podrías contactar con Carlb o cualquier otro administrador de allí para que protejan las páginas, o en su defecto que cuando lo actualicen lo hagan borrando todo el contenido que haya? --ChixpyBot 21:48, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Ya intente pedirle a Carlb que lo proteja, elimine las paginas borradas y ponga algun indicador de que se trata del espejo y no del sitio central. Pero parece que Carlb ha decidido ignorar todo comentario acerca de los espejos, mios de Szoferka o de cualquier otro.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:07, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Otra cosa, la enorme cantidad de articulos no es por lo que agreguen las I.Ps sino porque no borran los que borramos en inci.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:33, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Hi, fella. First of it all, thank you very much for nominating HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi on VFH. Well, I've noticed you have nominated without voting for it. As this is a little unusual, I'm just checking if is this what you really wanted. It's almost featured now, so you may understand my impatience. Thanks again. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 23:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Done. Great article, I even learned from it, never realized the vacum thing.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:58, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 17:30, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to the Club!

I saw your post in Forum:I'm giving away free awards!. You should have this:

This user is a member of the Society for Misspelling Philantropy …Because the silent "H" is the loneliest letter…

--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:37, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Mmmm... now I have to decide wether to feel honoured or terribly offended, I hate when this happens.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 08:53, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

I'd go with honoured. It's the best choice. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:11, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

We shall never forget

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race. Thank you for remembering

~ 16:50, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Sexual Predator

Thanks for fixing the Predator quote.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

My pleasure. I'm not totally sure I got right thought. Does she take men as trophies, or does she make trophies literally made of men? I'm not sure the ambiguety can be kept in the translation, it's closer to the first aception now. Also "cazador" menas hunter not demon. The word for demon is "demonio". It probably doesn't make any difference, I guess it's enoguh for it to sound spanish. Anyway, there you are.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:18, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Funny you should mention the "Hunter" thing, as I recall that the original name suggested for the film was just that, before they settled on Predator. Another useless fact brought to you at no added cost! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Looks like the full quote from the film is as follows "When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men." -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Advice

Since the Israel piece is more than VFD material in my view, I was thinking on posting it for deletion. What do you think? Oh, btw - the pic on your front, from total recall, brought back some memories :)

“Give The People Air!!!”

~ Arnold Schwarzaneger

I agree it's pretty lame. But I think it's been to VFD and has survived. VFD is getting slow and overcrowded this days. An alternative is to move it to Israel (Night Club) and make room for a more decent entry at Israel.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:46, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm....Alright, food for thought. Thanks! ~ 14:14, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Thanks

For making that start-your-own-adventure article. Pure comedic gold. Mightywayne 03:20, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

I didn't make it. It was user:Sannse.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:24, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

I'll never win. Thanks for pointing that out anyway. Mightywayne 11:40, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:24, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Good, I just have to finish them before pesach. Chag Sameach!-Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:31, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Happy Zionist Independence day!

Go forth, drink loads, and roast some BBQ for the glory of the Zionist Entity! ~ 17:35, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank's, chag haatzmaut sameach gam lecha vele Arcadi Gaidamak.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:36, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

True, I think we should change the country's name to "Gaidamakland". ~ 16:52, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Instant messaging?

I can talk hours about Brazilian history and culture if you want to. I am extremely anti-nationalist, but I have my reasons and they are very good reasons. As an Uruguaian, maybe you can have some interest. And telling me to read HTBFNJS... Man, for someone with 3 featured articles that's quite an insult. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 17:22, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Three featured articles? Wow. My congratulations and my apologies. Well, I said so about a part you didn't write yourself so please, don't take it personal. I do admire Brazilian nationalism (in cultural terms, not politics) as opposed to some uruguayan tendecies to surrender its own identity in the face of globalization. I may have other reasons to have taken the article in a bad way, but I won't bore you detailing them. I do have a problem meassuring my words sometimes, so again, my apologies.

Anyway, about your answer at Pee Review. True or false, that's only an accesory question. What matters: Is it witty? If I miss some of the wit becouse I don't know your intellectual panorama, then you can disregard half of my comments. As I said, expecting some knowldege from the reader is a good thing, and if I don't get it, well, fuck me, don't make it any simpler to reach the lowest common denominator of all foreigners. About the war with paraguay, well, I see you agree with me that there was more stupidity on it than what the article collects.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:40, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Actually, the War on Paraguay part was a pun on a ridiculous war, including changing its name so it resembles the "War on Terror" or "War on Iraq". Somewhat like The Marx Brothers' war in Duck Soup. About the article as a whole, I think there's a trick, modesty appart, a witty one: it looks like a lowbrow rant on Brazilian stereotypes if you know nothing about the country. But if you know Brazil, it's a bitterly ironic manifesto on it's inner idiocies, and full of truth. Brazilians like to consider themselves victims - maybe due to excessive left-wing anti-american propaganda at schools and universities. Politicaly correct theories catch on very easy here. So the intention is being a satirical article on real Brazil - filled with facts that you can confirm reading serious articles about the country - and at the same time being a punch at the face of Brazilian jingoists. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 17:46, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Again, all wars are stupid, that pun would any other stupid war, I still think you can make something better from it, include something about the abuse of slaves, the way brasil served British interests against regional ones (if that isn't too lefty for you), or whatever. And about the rest, it seems I didn't get it.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:02, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Not so related note: about slaves black slaves in uruguay, after talking about europeans and indians I wrote: "Se cree que también había negros, aunque no se los incluye en el esquema ya que, si bien se les concedió la libertad de morirse por la patria durante la Guerra Grande, su entrada a la historia les siguió vedada hasta el siglo XX, cuando se oficializó el carnaval y se profesionalizó el fútbol."---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:02, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Second unrelated note: Wow, Now I see I've nommed one of your featured articles myself, what cheesy memory I have.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:10, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

I am no pacifist, but I think the Triple Aliance War was particularly pointless - modern Brazilian historicists tend to almost disconsider England influence on that war. Solano Lopez who was actually interested in getting parts of Brazilian and Argentinian territory - so, in the article, it's he who starts the war. In other hand, I think the history part of the article is already too much long and I don't want to expand such a topic of secondary interest. Maybe we could have an article just about this war. About Argentinian and Uruguaian blacks being extinct at the war... Whoa! That's a hot topic. Maybe another reason to write an article about it.

Secondly, I have to say we really have ideological differences. I am a libertarian - or, as some prefer, a "conservative on drugs". So I really despise third-worldist-politically-correct-self-esteem-boosting-victimist theories - and those theories are quite strong both as here as in Uruguay and the rest of Latin America. Considering someone an innocent victim, as Europeans tend to do regarding Latin America, is destroying their human dignity. Only children or mental patients are truly innocent. Adult people have freewill and by so are responsible for their acts. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 18:16, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Do you want to get seriously pissed? Read Eduardo Galeano's "Las Venas abiertas de America Latina", if you haven't alredy. Not only it's about how europe fucked Latinamerica, but also about half of it is about Brazil! I do believe Europe, (and the u.s later) fucked with us. But we did served our gentle and lubricated butts to them, so I agree we do have our fair share of guilt.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:33, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Hehehe... as everybody born in this place, I was once a leftist. I have a recomendation to you as well: "Guide to the Perfect Latin American Idiot". For Chrissake, I'm not calling you idiot. But I think that this victimism just produces even more misery - see Bolivia, now complaining about "Brazilian Imperialism". Anyway, if you say you like Hugo Chaves, I will start calling you "kid", as I do with n00bies, hehehe. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 18:43, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Nope, I'm not specially fond of dictators. Left or right, same shit when any of them get to that level. And even if I did like him, he's dating someone else alredy.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Goodie. Now give me your pinky finger. Friends? Let's talk about soccer and bitches, hehehe. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 07:44, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure, again, I apologize for my excesively harsh comments. However... soccer and bitches? We are alredy talking about Brazil, thought you wanted to change the subject :)---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:53, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Let me confess: I hate soccer. Quite predictable for such an anti-Brazilian Brazilian geek, isn't it? At least I am straight... Not that being homo could make one any less Brazilian, if you pay attention to the Carnaval. (I'm trying to refrain from another "hehehe"). -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 08:02, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Good, couse I'm not such a soccer fan either. I like it, but not as much as most my fellow uruguayans. But let me tell you that going to a game in the Maracana is quite an expirience. With all the shootings at the exit included. Anyway, where did you hide the garotas you promised me?---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 08:11, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, I didn't mention white slaves in my rewrite? Should I? -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 08:14, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

I'd rather have some mulatas, but whities are fine too, thanks.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 08:19, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHA! You remembered me of a Jewish friend of mine. He was a heavy drunkard who played pool with me. But no pork, absolutely. And pork as a quite common fingerfood in Brazil, maybe you know... Oh, my holy Charles Darwin, maybe someday we will be able to teleport and meet our virtual friends right on. Hmmm... I'm getting corny. Blame the two Guinesses that are adding to the mess of my computer's table. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 08:24, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Hi again, Ratz. Since we talked about bitches, I'm whoring a little thing to you, maybe more for your tastes:

• The Black And White Man

(Actually, aside from my pet n00bies and the overloaded Mordillo, you were the only one left I could do this. Tell me what do you think.) -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 12:36, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Interesting, amusing article. I liked the one with the fat ladies more though.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Thankya. See how ironic things can get... The fat ladies' article was tranlated to the Portuguese Uncyc. I gave it some style fixing as an IP. By the way, I like B&W Man most because it has some serious political commentary. That's how I see racial issues in USA. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 15:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

A belated thanks!

For being 16.66% of the YES sayers in the burning crusade of empowering me as a zionist admin :) ~ 13:36, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

We can still control uncyc and the mass media from behind the scenes.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:28, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 03:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm not Swedish?

I'm not really sure what your edit to my user page meant...openly editable? Aren't all pages like that? Also, I'm not Swedish... Love, A Very Confused ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:43, 08 May 2007

Well, I thought you might be british and I went to your page to check it out. No info. Then I saw your bow and I thought it migh be fun to add some missinformation. Although all pages are editable an user usually has authority over his own userpage.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:22, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Ahh I see! Well thank you! Seems MO has taken it upon himself to put my correct nationality userbox in now, but I do like the idea of missinformation! So far though I think my userpage has been pretty accurate...apart from the glitter glue thing >.> Thats all lies... /me wipes something suspiciously sparkly away from the corner of her nostril. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:12, 09 May 2007

Yes, but thats what anyone from Sweden would say wouldn't they? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I think you're just trying to throw people off your own trail Mhaille! I knows your secret! You Swede you...(teehee trail, Mhaille, I maed a rymes!).> ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:12, 09 May 2007

Actually, if I lived a few miles closer to Wales a betterer rhyme would be "How green was your valley, Mhaille". -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Oh you pronounce the "e"? Weird, I always thought it was im-hale... Why are we having this discussion on Rataube's talkpage again? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:46, 12 May 2007

Get a room!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:37, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I've been known to ramble, sometimes

So I go back to the offices for the New York Times, right? And I'm all, "Who's the idiot now, eh?". And they're all, "Sir, we told you before, this is not the New York Times. Place your order or move along, sir.". So I'm all, "Whopper, please.". And they're all, "This is not Burger King, sir.". So I was shocked, right? Shocked that they would make up such terrible lies to avoid hiring me as their Senior Editor of News and Whatnot...a position that they, incidentally, deny having at all. Oh, and thanks for the vote for the Foolitzer Prize. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:20, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

About Miguel...

Fine, I'm glad you told me. I'll consider this, although I was actually the one who fixed the John Goodman and Batmobile pages... I will not put it back in. -Meteo

Hola

Ya sé que es un estupidez hablarte en aspagniol, pero bue... Recuerda ponerte la userbox de inciclopedista n u página de usuario. Un saludo.--K-Gamer_B29

La que dice "this user is stupid and gay"? Paso.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

A bit late but...

Shana Tova! ~ 08:15, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Gmar chatima tova!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:21, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Your VFD vote...

Could you please read the Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats page again? It's been rewritten. Perhaps I can persuade you to change your vote? :) Conniving 16:00, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

VFH removal

While I appreciate your vigilance on the VFH circuit, I feel it my duty to inform you that UnNews:Europe to play "The Final Countdown" indefinitely is still eligible for feature. We use the health system, which is broken down in the column on the far right, removing articles based on low health. And we only do that when the nom number is over 9000 20. Thanks for caring! Cheers, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:07, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

It had a health rate of 31%, lowest health of all candidates, it was going down anyway... do we really have to leave it till the next 3 nominations arrive?---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:10, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it's just policy. It's bureaucratic, sure, but unless it falls into the negatives, I think it's alright to let it stay a few more days. Should it stagnate anymore, I'll re-remove it. And don't let this discourage you from removing things in the future, help is always appreciated.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:22, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:32, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Aaawww... Rataube/Archive2 has been diagnosed with cancer. pubic hair cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak • <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

It's that time of year

Rabbi Techno presents you with One Imperial Gallon of Lamp Oil! Should see you through the next week or so without having to resort to any supernatural shenanigans. Happy Hanukkah!

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:35, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! And don't forget... WE KILLED HIM! Mwa ha ha! From Rabbi Techno