User:Sliferjam

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	Potatochopper of the Month August 2007

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Featured Article: The Jesus Laws

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“Never heard of it.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Sliferjam

“ur ghey”
~ User:Braydie on Sliferjam

Member of the Unorder

A rare, but abundant sliferjam.

Who?[edit | edit source]

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is a mutant.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user likes Jam. A lot.

This user is a God.
Really.
What they are God of what has yet to be determined. Worship them.

Brandywine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This user does not wish they were an admin. Please leave them alone.

This user is convinced DiZtheGreat has a sister and wants her phone number.

This user has a Pimp Hat of +12 Pimp.

Don't make them bitchslap you.

This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect.

I'm Sliferjam. That is all. Any more and I would have to kill you. Or have someone do it for me. Actually, I'm just some guy, or 'dude' if you want. My extra stuff is HERE. On IRC, I am commonly known as slif3rjam, or CydoniaDwarflord. I am less commonly known as shrubbery, JabbatheHutt, CatroonDibalo, PrincessLeia, or sliferjam.

What?[edit | edit source]

I am technically human. Kind of. More or less.

Where?[edit | edit source]

Earth.

When?[edit | edit source]

NOW! or later. Whenever's best for you.

Why?[edit | edit source]

Because I had my tray-table up, and my seat back in the full upright position.

How?[edit | edit source]

Genetic experiment.

Huh?[edit | edit source]

Yes.

Sliferjam's Worthiness Award[edit | edit source]

The coveted award of worthiness.

*slif3rjam's jaw drops in awe

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

SonicChao has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

My work[edit | edit source]

This is my jammy stuff

I make jam stuff. Here are a few.

A Jam Buddy Jesus.

I'm Jugger-Jam, Biatch!

I made this for Jamtrousers.

I made this just because.

The world's [insert word here]-est cat.

The world's jammiest cat.

I want to thank...[edit | edit source]

Sliferjam's sista projects.[edit | edit source]

This user has been pwn3d by democracy, and will be returning shortly.

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This user has been pwn3d by democracy, and will be returning shortly.

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Her Majesty's Royal Flying Squirrel's Ass
This person has done something 1337-awesome to receive this medal.
They should be very proud of themselves for that. Hand lotion!

VOTE Tom Mayfair FOR ADMIN, GET SUPERTOM ON YOUR SIDE. But if you don't, you'll be on his shit list.

H-hey! you made it to the bottom of a fantastical mental overflow! Congratulations!

User:Sliferjam